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I have no idea what I just ordered from the [Bad Food Thread]

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Depends on the day, the deals, and what you get. few years ago they "upgraded" their menu with some fancier toppings that cost more, but a large pizza with like 1 or 2 toppings is still only a few buck more then Little Caesars.

    Oh man wait, a lot of you don't have Little Caesars do you? Its pretty terrible/great.
    Little Caesars is the best shitty pizza you can get; $5 Hot and Readys all day erry day.

    I will say this everytime we talk about it: when they're fresh they are better than literally every chain's pizza (at least the ones we have up here).

    Those $6 Most Bestest, with extra cheese and pepperoni? Amazing.

    I got crazy bread last week that was missing most of the topping. It was just like...sane bread.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    The italian cheese bread is the best. So much garlic.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    John Schnatter is stepping down as CEO of Papa John's.

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    DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    I assume they've begun the search for their next John.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Decius wrote: »
    I assume they've begun the search for their next John.

    They've already found the next vessel, now they just need to transfer the dark spirit before they "retire" what is now a mere husk.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Until they retire their god awful sauce I'm still not eating there

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

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    Viscous canned product
    I love shitty Mac and Cheese

    I love shitty canned pasta like Spaghetti Os

    I will not touch canned Mac and Cheese with a 10 foot pole

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    After he complained that health care would force him to charge 15 cents more per pizza and how much it would inconvenience him I have trouble feeling much for Papa John.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    He's transitioned from "CEO" to "chairman." Which basically means "CEO who doesn't have to watch his mouth."

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    MusicDragonMusicDragon Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

    SCHLOOOORP

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    MusicDragonMusicDragon Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

    SCHLOOOORP

    That image and accompanying sound made my eye twitch.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

    SCHLOOOORP

    That image and accompanying sound made my eye twitch.

    There is a fantastic GIF to accompany this but it's probably against forum rules.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    One time I was at a friends house and their mom de-canned a canned chicken and it looked exactly like Jon Voight in Anaconda after he gets barfed out by an anaconda

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    MusicDragonMusicDragon Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Madican wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

    SCHLOOOORP

    That image and accompanying sound made my eye twitch.

    There is a fantastic GIF to accompany this but it's probably against forum rules.

    Against my better judgement, I feel I must see this.

    Edit: I don't know why that was in there twice.

    MusicDragon on
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Against my better judgement, I feel I must see this.
    Madican wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    That one recipe called for a can of mac and cheese.
    I've never heard of a can of mac and cheese, much less seen one.

    How does one can mac & cheese?

    the same way one cans a chicken

    What do you mean "cans a chicken" ???

    SCHLOOOORP

    That image and accompanying sound made my eye twitch.

    There is a fantastic GIF to accompany this but it's probably against forum rules.

    Against my better judgement, I feel I must see this.

    Against my better judgment, I feel I must see this.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Oh barf

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Anyone passing through Singapore should track some of these down

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    They’re really nice! Quite a subtle flavor and strangely light texture, which kinda reminded me of fish food flakes.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Please spoil that, the preview image is gross enough
    (Chicken in a can)

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    My roommate, his cousin and I went on an adventure last night to try out the one dollar Long Island Iced Teas at AppleBees.

    I had six in one hour.

    They are very dangerous.

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    MusicDragonMusicDragon Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »

    EEEWWW EEEWWW EEEWWW EEEWWW EEEWWW

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    You should be so lucky to have access to convenient long lasting tinned meat, your ancestors would have been...uh...well I guess they'd probably be pretty freaked out and horrified at first but I'm sure they'd come around

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    the funniest thing about it is that the video starts with the dude saying "Against my better judgement..."

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    'Against my better judgement' would make alright contextless graffiti, has a 'mistakes were made' feel to it

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    MusicDragonMusicDragon Registered User regular
    Mistakes were definitely made when someone canned a freaking chicken.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Every time it comes up as an ingredient on Chopped or Cutthroat Kitchen it's a nightmare.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Grabbed some Sbarro at the airport tonight (after not having it in... a decade? sounds right), it was delicious and I do not regret it. Two big-ass slices of cheese pizza and a Mountain Dew for the caffeine, and I was good to go.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Hey pie thread

    Just letting you know that two days before christmas my dad made a cabbage pie and it was delicious

    We finished it off before the festivities started.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    That's a very vibrant burger

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    yeah someone turned the contrast up on that burg

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Well there are other canned horrors that await the unwary
    Canned Bacon
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    Canned Cheeseburgers
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    and other horrors

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I'd fuck with a canned cheeseburger

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    I've eaten a cheeseburger specifically created to be cooked in a microwave.


    I can't pretend I'm too good for a canned cheeseburger.

    Karl on
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Well when I worked overnights and we sold those microwaved burgers it was the thing to get
    I was tempted a few times to get one but I knew better

    I have eaten MREs often when I was in the Corps in fact everyday for 3 months I would say a canned cheese burger probably would not be the worst thing I have ever eaten

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    the grodiest canned thing I ate was probably

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    tasty-sauce it was not

    Indie Winter on
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I'd fuck with a canned cheeseburger

    Ain't none of us too good to fuck a canned cheeseburger.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    "We'd all fuck a canned cheeseburger" would sum up the bad food thread nicely.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    that's the next thread title sorted, then

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