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I have no idea what I just ordered from the [Bad Food Thread]

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Back when i did cadets in school we had some pretty bad things from cans

    Which kinda sucks because nicer things from cans weren't uncommon, but everyone making decisions still stuck with the same shitty things they'd been eating since the 80s

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Chicken cloaca’s good eatin’.

    Yes, they were labeled in English.

    Yes, they were labeled as “ass”.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    cloacas are too far for me

    gizzards, though? hell yeah gimme those sumbitches

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    look at these beauties

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Are those chicken butts?

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    Are those chicken butts?

    Guess what?

    Wait, I think I messed something up there.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    COULDN'T BE

    THEN WHO? :whistle:

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    What what?

  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
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    Manhattan style... gross.

  • DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    Is that the red, or the white?

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    I never finish anyth
  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Decius wrote: »
    Is that the red, or the white?

    Red aka the best style.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    What the fuck

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I feel like this chain of posts is somehow all my fault.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I Feel Like This Chain Of Posts Is Somehow All My Fault: The bowen Story

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it...?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I really don't think that somebody has to do that, no.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I ordered dominos to my D&D game tonight

    The pizza tracker says my delivery guy is called "$love"

    ??????

  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    I guess he's looking for a tip

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I feel like Foodporn has recently gone after the foot fetishes of the food world and has just completely been off their mark lately. Like, do the foot fetish stuff, cool. But some of us just appreciate a picture of some good ass Swedish meatballs from time to time.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    That pizza dog looks legit good.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I feel like Foodporn has recently gone after the foot fetishes of the food world and has just completely been off their mark lately. Like, do the foot fetish stuff, cool. But some of us just appreciate a picture of some good ass Swedish meatballs from time to time.

    I can't tell if "foot" is a typo or not

    I am confused and perhaps slightly disturbed

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Well they call themselves FoodPorn, right. And just like how real porn has its "deviances" (I know there's a lot of baggage around that term, bear with me) it seems FoodPorn is just all-in on that instead of the stuff that most people would classically think of, historically. Not everyone is into feet or fisting or whatever. It would be nice to see some just really good-looking classic meals instead of over-the-top weird mishmashes like pizza and hot dog or fried rice and waffles or whatever.

    Or maybe just feet.

  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    I think i fucked up most of my batch of mead

    i left it a bit long, and it's very fizzy, and while it mostly still tastes nice, you can taste the burpy bubbles in it. Also I think it's incredibly strong, although I've got no way of testing it because I don't have a hydrometre, and I didn't take any original gravity readings or anything.

  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »

    Or maybe just feet.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    That pizza dog looks legit good.

    for real I would eat the fuck out of that.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Okay, I get that it's called FoodPorn but things are getting a bit too sexual in here.
    #pipe wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    That pizza dog looks legit good.

    for real I would... fuck...that.

    WHAT DID I JUST SAY

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    well that would depend on how warm the cheese was really

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Christmas leftovers have yielded turkey and stuffing risotto. It's a bit sweet because I didn't have any white wine so had to use vermouth, but I've taken the edge off with a lime and some celery salt.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    A local burger joint has a new special called the Sweet New Mexico. It's got roasted green chili, cream cheese, and honey on it. It's really pretty good!

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