Ski resorts, you can rent a condo that sleeps 12 for relatively cheap near the ski hills, the skiing itself is modest rather than daunting, there's a shop at the TOP of the 'mountain' that sells Beavertails and poutine so that, if you're skilled enough, you can eat WHILE you ski down the hill
It's pretty sweet, y'all
ok, I want to try to eat poutine while skiing down a mountain now, even if no one else is there
It's incredibly difficult but incredibly worth it
When wafflesmagee and I went skiing (My first time) she hit a snow bank and fell in to the point that only feet were visible above the snow and had to be rescued by a passing lady. I was on the bunny hill at this time fearing for my life as I moved about 3 inches an hour down the hill.
Still, doing anything while skiing other than skiing seems like a great way to get murdered by the mountain.
I am, perhaps unsurprisingly, supernaturally comfortable on skis
I don't even use poles, which is why my hands are free for eating
I just weave back and forth down the hill, dodging the out-of-control children and the morons bombing down the hill
Stop halfway down, move to the side, enjoy the view
And then continue on, still eating, always eating
The key to skiing safely is to realize that if you're going somewhere you don't like or faster than you like it's better to fall over now than later.
Also now I have to immediately fix any typoesmysteries before they are quoted and made an example of.
Ski resorts, you can rent a condo that sleeps 12 for relatively cheap near the ski hills, the skiing itself is modest rather than daunting, there's a shop at the TOP of the 'mountain' that sells Beavertails and poutine so that, if you're skilled enough, you can eat WHILE you ski down the hill
It's pretty sweet, y'all
ok, I want to try to eat poutine while skiing down a mountain now, even if no one else is there
It's incredibly difficult but incredibly worth it
When wafflesmagee and I went skiing (My first time) she hit a snow bank and fell in to the point that only feet were visible above the snow and had to be rescued by a passing lady. I was on the bunny hill at this time fearing for my life as I moved about 3 inches an hour down the hill.
Still, doing anything while skiing other than skiing seems like a great way to get murdered by the mountain.
I am, perhaps unsurprisingly, supernaturally comfortable on skis
I don't even use poles, which is why my hands are free for eating
I just weave back and forth down the hill, dodging the out-of-control children and the morons bombing down the hill
Stop halfway down, move to the side, enjoy the view
Ski resorts, you can rent a condo that sleeps 12 for relatively cheap near the ski hills, the skiing itself is modest rather than daunting, there's a shop at the TOP of the 'mountain' that sells Beavertails and poutine so that, if you're skilled enough, you can eat WHILE you ski down the hill
It's pretty sweet, y'all
ok, I want to try to eat poutine while skiing down a mountain now, even if no one else is there
It's incredibly difficult but incredibly worth it
When wafflesmagee and I went skiing (My first time) she hit a snow bank and fell in to the point that only feet were visible above the snow and had to be rescued by a passing lady. I was on the bunny hill at this time fearing for my life as I moved about 3 inches an hour down the hill.
Still, doing anything while skiing other than skiing seems like a great way to get murdered by the mountain.
I am, perhaps unsurprisingly, supernaturally comfortable on skis
I don't even use poles, which is why my hands are free for eating
I just weave back and forth down the hill, dodging the out-of-control children and the morons bombing down the hill
Stop halfway down, move to the side, enjoy the view
And then continue on, still eating, always eating
The key to skiing safely is to realize that if you're going somewhere you don't like or faster than you like it's better to fall over now than later.
Yeah, basically this. Also that at any point you can totally just stop, if you try hard enough. Sometimes a tree has to help you, and that's okay.
I've never been skiing
I don't expect I ever will go skiing in the future either, unless I fall in with skiiers, I guess
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Eddy literally stole a Scallop off of my plate at the first Fancy Dinner we attended. The same Fancy Dinner where we were forced to sit at a table off by ourselves because the venue didn't do seating properly.
On our trip to NYC, chelle wanted to go to a small makeup shop a block or two off of Times Square.
This is NYC. We were alone. Not a group outing.
Eddy randomly shows up in the shop. He saw us from across the street.
What I'm saying is Eddy is basically a Trickster god from the mythology of your choice
In addition to not being terribly athletic, my feet are kinda weird. Roller skates, ice skates, ski shoes, etc, just murder my feet after about 20 minutes of wearing them. I haven't tried buying my own, only using rentals and stuff which likely carries some of the blame. Skiing was a lot less bad but the "Your puny muscles are out of practice completely!" still got me.
We also got in a giant inflatable raft and went down big snow tubes and that was super fun.
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Ski resorts, you can rent a condo that sleeps 12 for relatively cheap near the ski hills, the skiing itself is modest rather than daunting, there's a shop at the TOP of the 'mountain' that sells Beavertails and poutine so that, if you're skilled enough, you can eat WHILE you ski down the hill
It's pretty sweet, y'all
ok, I want to try to eat poutine while skiing down a mountain now, even if no one else is there
It's incredibly difficult but incredibly worth it
When wafflesmagee and I went skiing (My first time) she hit a snow bank and fell in to the point that only feet were visible above the snow and had to be rescued by a passing lady. I was on the bunny hill at this time fearing for my life as I moved about 3 inches an hour down the hill.
Still, doing anything while skiing other than skiing seems like a great way to get murdered by the mountain.
I am, perhaps unsurprisingly, supernaturally comfortable on skis
I don't even use poles, which is why my hands are free for eating
I just weave back and forth down the hill, dodging the out-of-control children and the morons bombing down the hill
Stop halfway down, move to the side, enjoy the view
And then continue on, still eating, always eating
The key to skiing safely is to realize that if you're going somewhere you don't like or faster than you like it's better to fall over now than later.
Yeah, basically this. Also that at any point you can totally just stop, if you try hard enough. Sometimes a tree has to help you, and that's okay.
You'll probably be okay. Protect your head.
I went skiing with my brother once, who lives in Colorado and basically a walking Patagonia ad. He decided that we should do this double black diamond thing on the back of the mountain. We get to the top, he zooms off and I start slowly falling down the mountain. Anyways, ten minutes later he appears behind me. Apparently I was going so slow that he got worried, took the lift back up, and found me. Which is maybe endearing, but also humiliating.
If you put January 1, 2000 in a "are you 18 yet?" verification thing
it will verify
sometime soon there will be a video on Pornhub starring someone born in 2000, and it'll be legal for them to host it..
edit: well, legal-ish.
I would be surprised if tons of videos haven't already been made and released in the last three days.
Well.
That's it, I guess. Porn is ruined forever.
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idk why it's such a big deal
yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
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I've had this narrative about Eddy showing up wherever or whenever he wishes like a wizard. BEFORE the NYC incident.
When that happened, man I don't know
shit like that is why I can only at most ever consider myself Agnostic. The universe is weird, man, and look I understand there might be some problematic shit with assigning magical powers to a korean guy but it's not my fault he has the demeanor and aloofness of Loki and scheduling grandeur of Gandalf
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if there's one thing you shouldn't do it's encourage my shenanigans like this
uhhh get her..some..um.. Quinoa and...a Diva Cup?
Which is weird, because all the business schools I've ever encountered give away a fuckton of free lunches.
also, legal weed is likely. >99%
but that's not possible
1994?
If you put January 1, 2000 in a "are you 18 yet?" verification thing
it will verify
In hindsight, it was a very cocky claim to make
But it did the job, and that's all a parent can ask for :P
To late you already let the Eddy in.
Its 80% making out on my couch
Get her a Tamagotchi.
No shit, those still exist. I SEEN 'EM!
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
The key to skiing safely is to realize that if you're going somewhere you don't like or faster than you like it's better to fall over now than later.
Also now I have to immediately fix any typoesmysteries before they are quoted and made an example of.
but do we get a proper swag bag
I mean, anytime you go to sleep there's no guarantee that you will wake up the next morning
but I lie thru my teeth every time one of my kids asks anyways
and now I'm sad and gonna go distract myself with work
good luck in 5 years
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Its all stolen electronics and a cassette tape of The River.
sometime soon there will be a video on Pornhub starring someone born in 2000, and it'll be legal for them to host it..
edit: well, legal-ish.
you can't just pump gas Matt, what if you breathe the fumes
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Yeah, basically this. Also that at any point you can totally just stop, if you try hard enough. Sometimes a tree has to help you, and that's okay.
You'll probably be okay. Protect your head.
I don't expect I ever will go skiing in the future either, unless I fall in with skiiers, I guess
On our trip to NYC, chelle wanted to go to a small makeup shop a block or two off of Times Square.
This is NYC. We were alone. Not a group outing.
Eddy randomly shows up in the shop. He saw us from across the street.
What I'm saying is Eddy is basically a Trickster god from the mythology of your choice
And transients could show up!
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
don't know if i'll get to go to the mountain this weekend
actually maybe i can squeeze it in on saturday or sunday, not like i have literally anything else to do
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
We also got in a giant inflatable raft and went down big snow tubes and that was super fun.
I'm just saying, in a pinch.
What you want to do is kinda pinball of a handful of them, slowly bleeding speed with each partial-collision.
Pinecone had a dream where he was in a group of chanters and the chant was 'quuuuuiiiinnnnnoaaaaaa'
I was like are you subconsciously trying to kill every baby boomer with your mind???!?
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
I would be surprised if tons of videos haven't already been made and released in the last three days.
How were they pronouncing quinoa?
I went skiing with my brother once, who lives in Colorado and basically a walking Patagonia ad. He decided that we should do this double black diamond thing on the back of the mountain. We get to the top, he zooms off and I start slowly falling down the mountain. Anyways, ten minutes later he appears behind me. Apparently I was going so slow that he got worried, took the lift back up, and found me. Which is maybe endearing, but also humiliating.
But ideally without actually bleeding
Well.
That's it, I guess. Porn is ruined forever.
yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy
When that happened, man I don't know
shit like that is why I can only at most ever consider myself Agnostic. The universe is weird, man, and look I understand there might be some problematic shit with assigning magical powers to a korean guy but it's not my fault he has the demeanor and aloofness of Loki and scheduling grandeur of Gandalf
I haven't seen that hentai yet.