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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    who all is going to east anyways

    I need to figure out my posse

    I have another trip planned so we cannot this year.

    BC is graduating!

    Omg let's all brigade bc's graduation

    HOHOHOHO there aren't tickets it's just folding chairs and free lunch so, I mean, you're welcome to come

    May 19th be there or uh don't be there and avoid having to explain who you are to all of my grandparents I guess

    in business school the first thing they teach you is


    THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH

    tinstaafl

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    @desc

    I'm still laughing about 9/11

    if there's one thing you shouldn't do it's encourage my shenanigans like this

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    uhhh get her..some..um.. Quinoa and...a Diva Cup?

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    who all is going to east anyways

    I need to figure out my posse

    I have another trip planned so we cannot this year.

    BC is graduating!

    Omg let's all brigade bc's graduation

    HOHOHOHO there aren't tickets it's just folding chairs and free lunch so, I mean, you're welcome to come

    May 19th be there or uh don't be there and avoid having to explain who you are to all of my grandparents I guess

    in business school the first thing they teach you is


    THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH

    Which is weird, because all the business schools I've ever encountered give away a fuckton of free lunches.

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    I will literally always remember tinstaafl from my high school history class

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    If things go as planned, I'll be going on my first ski trip in 5 years.

    also, legal weed is likely. >99%

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    but that's not possible

    1994?

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    If you put January 1, 2000 in a "are you 18 yet?" verification thing

    it will verify

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Jokes on her, you very well could've died before Beavers Jamboree

    that you didn't is of little consequence

    In hindsight, it was a very cocky claim to make

    But it did the job, and that's all a parent can ask for :P

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    who all is going to east anyways

    I need to figure out my posse

    I have another trip planned so we cannot this year.

    BC is graduating!

    Omg let's all brigade bc's graduation

    HOHOHOHO there aren't tickets it's just folding chairs and free lunch so, I mean, you're welcome to come

    May 19th be there or uh don't be there and avoid having to explain who you are to all of my grandparents I guess

    To late you already let the Eddy in.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Who's coming to PaxJersey?

    Its 80% making out on my couch

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    uhhh get her..some..um.. Quinoa and...a Diva Cup?

    Get her a Tamagotchi.

    No shit, those still exist. I SEEN 'EM!

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
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    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    PAX Blue Mountain (southwestern Ontario)

    Ski resorts, you can rent a condo that sleeps 12 for relatively cheap near the ski hills, the skiing itself is modest rather than daunting, there's a shop at the TOP of the 'mountain' that sells Beavertails and poutine so that, if you're skilled enough, you can eat WHILE you ski down the hill

    It's pretty sweet, y'all

    ok, I want to try to eat poutine while skiing down a mountain now, even if no one else is there

    It's incredibly difficult but incredibly worth it

    When wafflesmagee and I went skiing (My first time) she hit a snow bank and fell in to the point that only feet were visible above the snow and had to be rescued by a passing lady. I was on the bunny hill at this time fearing for my life as I moved about 3 inches an hour down the hill.

    Still, doing anything while skiing other than skiing seems like a great way to get murdered by the mountain.

    I am, perhaps unsurprisingly, supernaturally comfortable on skis

    I don't even use poles, which is why my hands are free for eating

    I just weave back and forth down the hill, dodging the out-of-control children and the morons bombing down the hill

    Stop halfway down, move to the side, enjoy the view

    And then continue on, still eating, always eating

    The key to skiing safely is to realize that if you're going somewhere you don't like or faster than you like it's better to fall over now than later.

    Also now I have to immediately fix any typoesmysteries before they are quoted and made an example of.

    VishNub on
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    PAX Blue Mountain (southwestern Ontario)

    Ski resorts, you can rent a condo that sleeps 12 for relatively cheap near the ski hills, the skiing itself is modest rather than daunting, there's a shop at the TOP of the 'mountain' that sells Beavertails and poutine so that, if you're skilled enough, you can eat WHILE you ski down the hill

    It's pretty sweet, y'all

    ok, I want to try to eat poutine while skiing down a mountain now, even if no one else is there

    It's incredibly difficult but incredibly worth it

    When wafflesmagee and I went skiing (My first time) she hit a snow bank and fell in to the point that only feet were visible above the snow and had to be rescued by a passing lady. I was on the bunny hill at this time fearing for my life as I moved about 3 inches an hour down the hill.

    Still, doing anything while skiing other than skiing seems like a great way to get murdered by the mountain.

    I am, perhaps unsurprisingly, supernaturally comfortable on skis

    I don't even use poles, which is why my hands are free for eating

    I just weave back and forth down the hill, dodging the out-of-control children and the morons bombing down the hill

    Stop halfway down, move to the side, enjoy the view

    And then continue on, still eating, always eating
    Rare Photo of BeNarwhal:
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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Who's coming to PaxJersey?

    Its 80% making out on my couch

    but do we get a proper swag bag

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    A bunch of people in Oregon are freaking out they have to pump their own gas now.

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Jokes on her, you very well could've died before Beavers Jamboree

    that you didn't is of little consequence

    In hindsight, it was a very cocky claim to make

    But it did the job, and that's all a parent can ask for :P

    I mean, anytime you go to sleep there's no guarantee that you will wake up the next morning

    but I lie thru my teeth every time one of my kids asks anyways

    and now I'm sad and gonna go distract myself with work

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    If things go as planned, I'll be going on my first ski trip in 5 years.

    also, legal weed is likely. >99%

    good luck in 5 years

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Who's coming to PaxJersey?

    Its 80% making out on my couch

    but do we get a proper swag bag

    Its all stolen electronics and a cassette tape of The River.

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  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    If you put January 1, 2000 in a "are you 18 yet?" verification thing

    it will verify

    sometime soon there will be a video on Pornhub starring someone born in 2000, and it'll be legal for them to host it..

    edit: well, legal-ish.

    Captain Ultra on
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    A bunch of people in Oregon are freaking out they have to pump their own gas now.

    you can't just pump gas Matt, what if you breathe the fumes

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    PAX Blue Mountain (southwestern Ontario)

    Ski resorts, you can rent a condo that sleeps 12 for relatively cheap near the ski hills, the skiing itself is modest rather than daunting, there's a shop at the TOP of the 'mountain' that sells Beavertails and poutine so that, if you're skilled enough, you can eat WHILE you ski down the hill

    It's pretty sweet, y'all

    ok, I want to try to eat poutine while skiing down a mountain now, even if no one else is there

    It's incredibly difficult but incredibly worth it

    When wafflesmagee and I went skiing (My first time) she hit a snow bank and fell in to the point that only feet were visible above the snow and had to be rescued by a passing lady. I was on the bunny hill at this time fearing for my life as I moved about 3 inches an hour down the hill.

    Still, doing anything while skiing other than skiing seems like a great way to get murdered by the mountain.

    I am, perhaps unsurprisingly, supernaturally comfortable on skis

    I don't even use poles, which is why my hands are free for eating

    I just weave back and forth down the hill, dodging the out-of-control children and the morons bombing down the hill

    Stop halfway down, move to the side, enjoy the view

    And then continue on, still eating, always eating

    The key to skiing safely is to realize that if you're going somewhere you don't like or faster than you like it's better to fall over now than later.

    Yeah, basically this. Also that at any point you can totally just stop, if you try hard enough. Sometimes a tree has to help you, and that's okay.

    You'll probably be okay. Protect your head.

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    I've never been skiing
    I don't expect I ever will go skiing in the future either, unless I fall in with skiiers, I guess

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Eddy literally stole a Scallop off of my plate at the first Fancy Dinner we attended. The same Fancy Dinner where we were forced to sit at a table off by ourselves because the venue didn't do seating properly.

    On our trip to NYC, chelle wanted to go to a small makeup shop a block or two off of Times Square.

    This is NYC. We were alone. Not a group outing.

    Eddy randomly shows up in the shop. He saw us from across the street.

    What I'm saying is Eddy is basically a Trickster god from the mythology of your choice

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    A bunch of people in Oregon are freaking out they have to pump their own gas now.

    you can't just pump gas Matt, what if you breathe the fumes

    And transients could show up!

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    A bunch of people in Oregon are freaking out they have to pump their own gas now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_aXElv_HEc

  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    I recommend not using a tree to stop you from moving fast

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    i bought new bindings in utah that i probably didn't need but oh well

    don't know if i'll get to go to the mountain this weekend

    actually maybe i can squeeze it in on saturday or sunday, not like i have literally anything else to do

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    In addition to not being terribly athletic, my feet are kinda weird. Roller skates, ice skates, ski shoes, etc, just murder my feet after about 20 minutes of wearing them. I haven't tried buying my own, only using rentals and stuff which likely carries some of the blame. Skiing was a lot less bad but the "Your puny muscles are out of practice completely!" still got me.

    We also got in a giant inflatable raft and went down big snow tubes and that was super fun.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I recommend not using a tree to stop you from moving fast

    I'm just saying, in a pinch.

    What you want to do is kinda pinball of a handful of them, slowly bleeding speed with each partial-collision.

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    uhhh get her..some..um.. Quinoa and...a Diva Cup?

    Pinecone had a dream where he was in a group of chanters and the chant was 'quuuuuiiiinnnnnoaaaaaa'

    I was like are you subconsciously trying to kill every baby boomer with your mind???!?

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    If you put January 1, 2000 in a "are you 18 yet?" verification thing

    it will verify

    sometime soon there will be a video on Pornhub starring someone born in 2000, and it'll be legal for them to host it..

    edit: well, legal-ish.

    I would be surprised if tons of videos haven't already been made and released in the last three days.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    uhhh get her..some..um.. Quinoa and...a Diva Cup?

    Pinecone had a dream where he was in a group of chanters and the chant was 'quuuuuiiiinnnnnoaaaaaa'

    I was like are you subconsciously trying to kill every baby boomer with your mind???!?

    How were they pronouncing quinoa?

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    PAX Blue Mountain (southwestern Ontario)

    Ski resorts, you can rent a condo that sleeps 12 for relatively cheap near the ski hills, the skiing itself is modest rather than daunting, there's a shop at the TOP of the 'mountain' that sells Beavertails and poutine so that, if you're skilled enough, you can eat WHILE you ski down the hill

    It's pretty sweet, y'all

    ok, I want to try to eat poutine while skiing down a mountain now, even if no one else is there

    It's incredibly difficult but incredibly worth it

    When wafflesmagee and I went skiing (My first time) she hit a snow bank and fell in to the point that only feet were visible above the snow and had to be rescued by a passing lady. I was on the bunny hill at this time fearing for my life as I moved about 3 inches an hour down the hill.

    Still, doing anything while skiing other than skiing seems like a great way to get murdered by the mountain.

    I am, perhaps unsurprisingly, supernaturally comfortable on skis

    I don't even use poles, which is why my hands are free for eating

    I just weave back and forth down the hill, dodging the out-of-control children and the morons bombing down the hill

    Stop halfway down, move to the side, enjoy the view

    And then continue on, still eating, always eating

    The key to skiing safely is to realize that if you're going somewhere you don't like or faster than you like it's better to fall over now than later.

    Yeah, basically this. Also that at any point you can totally just stop, if you try hard enough. Sometimes a tree has to help you, and that's okay.

    You'll probably be okay. Protect your head.

    I went skiing with my brother once, who lives in Colorado and basically a walking Patagonia ad. He decided that we should do this double black diamond thing on the back of the mountain. We get to the top, he zooms off and I start slowly falling down the mountain. Anyways, ten minutes later he appears behind me. Apparently I was going so slow that he got worried, took the lift back up, and found me. Which is maybe endearing, but also humiliating.

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I recommend not using a tree to stop you from moving fast

    I'm just saying, in a pinch.

    What you want to do is kinda pinball of a handful of them, slowly bleeding speed with each partial-collision.

    But ideally without actually bleeding

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    If you put January 1, 2000 in a "are you 18 yet?" verification thing

    it will verify

    sometime soon there will be a video on Pornhub starring someone born in 2000, and it'll be legal for them to host it..

    edit: well, legal-ish.

    I would be surprised if tons of videos haven't already been made and released in the last three days.

    Well.

    That's it, I guess. Porn is ruined forever.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    idk why it's such a big deal

    yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
    I've had this narrative about Eddy showing up wherever or whenever he wishes like a wizard. BEFORE the NYC incident.

    When that happened, man I don't know

    shit like that is why I can only at most ever consider myself Agnostic. The universe is weird, man, and look I understand there might be some problematic shit with assigning magical powers to a korean guy but it's not my fault he has the demeanor and aloofness of Loki and scheduling grandeur of Gandalf

    Ludious on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    idk why it's such a big deal

    yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy

    I haven't seen that hentai yet.

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