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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I recommend not using a tree to stop you from moving fast

    I'm just saying, in a pinch.

    What you want to do is kinda pinball of a handful of them, slowly bleeding speed with each partial-collision.

    But ideally without actually bleeding

    Eh. Usually you've got so many layers that it's just bruises.



    I worry about the knees. My dad tore his acl skiing.

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I don't want the millennium on my dick, Landshark

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    idk why it's such a big deal

    yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy

    Shark puts on a little muscle and suddenly loses all concept of human mortality and the inevitability of his own death.

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    If you put January 1, 2000 in a "are you 18 yet?" verification thing

    it will verify

    sometime soon there will be a video on Pornhub starring someone born in 2000, and it'll be legal for them to host it..

    edit: well, legal-ish.

    I would be surprised if tons of videos haven't already been made and released in the last three days.
    There can't be that many people born on January 1st

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    from next year we'll have porn actresses who weren't alive for 9/11

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    idk why it's such a big deal

    yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy

    This has been another episode of "Fuck, I'm Old" tune in next week if your flesh husk manages to sustain itself to that point

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I recommend not using a tree to stop you from moving fast

    I'm just saying, in a pinch.

    What you want to do is kinda pinball of a handful of them, slowly bleeding speed with each partial-collision.

    But ideally without actually bleeding

    *waves dismissively*

    It all puts itself back together eventually!

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    A bunch of people in Oregon are freaking out they have to pump their own gas now.

    Oh man they should put that on a camera and show it in Washington it would be the top rated show.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    we used to go on a ski trip every year, and my dad was obssessed with "Getting our money's worth" so we'd get up early and ski for like 12 hrs a day, and by the end of it, we're miserable. Then one time, I had food poisoning and so my dad didn't get to the slopes one day and the next, he didn't get there until noon, and he realized its much better to just be chill and ski reasonable amount and actually relax.

    also, its nice to go later in the season. Ski in a jacket and jeans.

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I never noticed the skifree yeti uses a ski pole to pick its teeth.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    from next year we'll have porn actresses who weren't alive for 9/11

    9/11 porn parodies.

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    idk why it's such a big deal

    yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy

    Shark puts on a little muscle and suddenly loses all concept of human mortality and the inevitability of his own death.

    no I get that but how is that appealing and marketable?

    should be going the other way and trying to hide the passing years instead of bringing them front and center imo

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    from next year we'll have porn actresses who weren't alive for 9/11

    Which means all of their parents pulled an inside job that year

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    from next year we'll have porn actresses who weren't alive for 9/11

    Which means all of their parents pulled an inside job that year

    gdi

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  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    uhhh get her..some..um.. Quinoa and...a Diva Cup?

    Pinecone had a dream where he was in a group of chanters and the chant was 'quuuuuiiiinnnnnoaaaaaa'

    I was like are you subconsciously trying to kill every baby boomer with your mind???!?

    How were they pronouncing quinoa?

    Keenwah

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    I don't want the millennium on my dick, Landshark

    I don't blame you, it spent most of last year in some pretty nasty places

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Jet fuel isn't hot enough to melt steel beams, but dat ass is!

  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    also when i was in Utah snowboarding last week i went to the park for my first run, watched a couple guys hit a metal tube

    like right here
    16c346b56fe82999_25a08d5e4c39c5b6.jpg

    but promptly slid off it as soon as i got on and rode across the rest of the tube on my butt

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i bought new bindings in utah that i probably didn't need but oh well

    don't know if i'll get to go to the mountain this weekend

    actually maybe i can squeeze it in on saturday or sunday, not like i have literally anything else to do

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    i am out of shape and bought a ski pass and have barely planned any trips, i need to or my money will go to waste

    and i'm going to slc over mlk weekend but there is barely snow

    so out of shape tho

    poo
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Man I'm on a bus to Boston, fuck it's always so weird to see the Charles iced over so completely.. winter is cool

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    On the move again, but before I go I want to gush about NYE-Kiss-Girl one more time - I told her I couldn't make plans for tomorrow night because I had a rocket launch to watch and she said she wants to come over and watch it, and we'll order in food and then watch something more normal on Netflix.

    And we'll chill, too.

    IfyaknowwhatImeanamirite :winky:

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    i bought new bindings in utah that i probably didn't need but oh well

    don't know if i'll get to go to the mountain this weekend

    actually maybe i can squeeze it in on saturday or sunday, not like i have literally anything else to do

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    i am out of shape and bought a ski pass and have barely planned any trips, i need to or my money will go to waste

    and i'm going to slc over mlk weekend but there is barely snow

    so out of shape tho

    Do it do it

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    OrGNxx7m.png
    (yes these are all purple because I have read them all)

    some selected items from their gloriously designed website:

    The government and the storting have been reported to the police for breaking §1 of the constitution. They salute this, although they're kind of short on the... why.

    Former prime minister Gro Harlem Brundtland both lied about the EEC deal, and also made it up herself, and also got it forced upon her, in three different articles

    Judas betrayed his master. There's no politics in this one, they just want to tell us about judas and jesus.

    There was a coup in 1940, because, and I'm adding my own knowledge here to make this clear because they're more about varying word sizes and quotation marks around words than info, the exile government was on uncharted legal grounds when it was formed and given their charter to act as government without the storting until it could assemble again. Which is surprisingly close to actuality, except, y'know, viewed with batshit eyes

    There was a coup in 1940, because when the storting period was extended to four years this was unconstitutional (they choose not to elaborate on why this is) and thus the following storting sat illegally long and every storting since then has been invalid. I feel like they forgot about one of these coups when they wrote about the other one.

    The spymaster resigns says the title but it's about the head of the intelligence services retiring, mentions his grandchildren affectionally call him the "spymaster". I... am confused by this one because it's just a fluff piece without any conspiracy.

    god's justice and wrath, which seems to be another sermon devoid of any politics. Maybe they do these on sundays?

    jews and also the vatican and also the communists, depending on which article you pick, are the real power behind the norwegian throne

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    i bought new bindings in utah that i probably didn't need but oh well

    don't know if i'll get to go to the mountain this weekend

    actually maybe i can squeeze it in on saturday or sunday, not like i have literally anything else to do

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    i am out of shape and bought a ski pass and have barely planned any trips, i need to or my money will go to waste

    and i'm going to slc over mlk weekend but there is barely snow

    so out of shape tho

    yeah only place worth going to right now is Brighton in seems like.

    Snowbird might be getting some snow soon so it can be worth it

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Man I'm on a bus to Boston, fuck it's always so weird to see the Charles iced over so completely.. winter is cool

    I helped design a new bridge over that river! It might be under construction right now actually.

    ed: nope, starting this year though.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    OrGNxx7m.png
    (yes these are all purple because I have read them all)

    some selected items from their gloriously designed website:

    The government and the storting have been reported to the police for breaking §1 of the constitution. They salute this, although they're kind of short on the... why.

    Former prime minister Gro Harlem Brundtland both lied about the EEC deal, and also made it up herself, and also got it forced upon her, in three different articles

    Judas betrayed his master. There's no politics in this one, they just want to tell us about judas and jesus.

    There was a coup in 1940, because, and I'm adding my own knowledge here to make this clear because they're more about varying word sizes and quotation marks around words than info, the exile government was on uncharted legal grounds when it was formed and given their charter to act as government without the storting until it could assemble again. Which is surprisingly close to actuality, except, y'know, viewed with batshit eyes

    There was a coup in 1940, because when the storting period was extended to four years this was unconstitutional (they choose not to elaborate on why this is) and thus the following storting sat illegally long and every storting since then has been invalid. I feel like they forgot about one of these coups when they wrote about the other one.

    The spymaster resigns says the title but it's about the head of the intelligence services retiring, mentions his grandchildren affectionally call him the "spymaster". I... am confused by this one because it's just a fluff piece without any conspiracy.

    god's justice and wrath, which seems to be another sermon devoid of any politics. Maybe they do these on sundays?

    jews and also the vatican and also the communists, depending on which article you pick, are the real power behind the norwegian throne

    Is this Norwegian Breitbart?

    nibXTE7.png
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i bought new bindings in utah that i probably didn't need but oh well

    don't know if i'll get to go to the mountain this weekend

    actually maybe i can squeeze it in on saturday or sunday, not like i have literally anything else to do

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    i am out of shape and bought a ski pass and have barely planned any trips, i need to or my money will go to waste

    and i'm going to slc over mlk weekend but there is barely snow

    so out of shape tho

    Do it do it

    well i am going to
    the ski pass was 700 dollars

    i just need to make myself fly to colorado a few times and maybe whistler

    but planning is hard and i am bad at it

    also my snowboards are banged up, i need to do some maintenance

    poo
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    On the move again, but before I go I want to gush about NYE-Kiss-Girl one more time - I told her I couldn't make plans for tomorrow night because I had a rocket launch to watch and she said she wants to come over and watch it, and we'll order in food and then watch something more normal on Netflix.

    And we'll chill, too.

    IfyaknowwhatImeanamirite :winky:

    You're like some outpatient Don Juan

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    On the move again, but before I go I want to gush about NYE-Kiss-Girl one more time - I told her I couldn't make plans for tomorrow night because I had a rocket launch to watch and she said she wants to come over and watch it, and we'll order in food and then watch something more normal on Netflix.

    And we'll chill, too.

    IfyaknowwhatImeanamirite :winky:

    congrats on the rocket launch

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I've had this narrative about Eddy showing up wherever or whenever he wishes like a wizard. BEFORE the NYC incident.

    When that happened, man I don't know

    shit like that is why I can only at most ever consider myself Agnostic. The universe is weird, man, and look I understand there might be some problematic shit with assigning magical powers to a korean guy but it's not my fault he has the demeanor and aloofness of Loki and scheduling grandeur of Gandalf

    at the dawning of the third day

    look to the brunch place

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    OrGNxx7m.png
    (yes these are all purple because I have read them all)

    some selected items from their gloriously designed website:

    The government and the storting have been reported to the police for breaking §1 of the constitution. They salute this, although they're kind of short on the... why.

    Former prime minister Gro Harlem Brundtland both lied about the EEC deal, and also made it up herself, and also got it forced upon her, in three different articles

    Judas betrayed his master. There's no politics in this one, they just want to tell us about judas and jesus.

    There was a coup in 1940, because, and I'm adding my own knowledge here to make this clear because they're more about varying word sizes and quotation marks around words than info, the exile government was on uncharted legal grounds when it was formed and given their charter to act as government without the storting until it could assemble again. Which is surprisingly close to actuality, except, y'know, viewed with batshit eyes

    There was a coup in 1940, because when the storting period was extended to four years this was unconstitutional (they choose not to elaborate on why this is) and thus the following storting sat illegally long and every storting since then has been invalid. I feel like they forgot about one of these coups when they wrote about the other one.

    The spymaster resigns says the title but it's about the head of the intelligence services retiring, mentions his grandchildren affectionally call him the "spymaster". I... am confused by this one because it's just a fluff piece without any conspiracy.

    god's justice and wrath, which seems to be another sermon devoid of any politics. Maybe they do these on sundays?

    jews and also the vatican and also the communists, depending on which article you pick, are the real power behind the norwegian throne

    Is this Norwegian Breitbart?

    no this is the webpage for an anti-EU movement

    ftOqU21.png
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Every winter my office closes from like 5 days before Christmas until the 2nd and it always starts off great and then by like day 3 I'm bored out of my mind because it turns out everyone else is still working of course.

    So the 2nd rolls around and I finally get out of the house and oh god no not like this.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    BeN i thought you were a moral boy not one of those culturally degenerate sex havers

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Man I'm on a bus to Boston, fuck it's always so weird to see the Charles iced over so completely.. winter is cool

    I helped design a new bridge over that river! It might be under construction right now actually.

    ed: nope, starting this year though.

    Oh hey! Where? It goes right through the valley I live in so I cross it like 3 times a week. The bridge is always horribly backed up pls fix it somehow

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i bought new bindings in utah that i probably didn't need but oh well

    don't know if i'll get to go to the mountain this weekend

    actually maybe i can squeeze it in on saturday or sunday, not like i have literally anything else to do

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    i am out of shape and bought a ski pass and have barely planned any trips, i need to or my money will go to waste

    and i'm going to slc over mlk weekend but there is barely snow

    so out of shape tho

    yeah only place worth going to right now is Brighton in seems like.

    Snowbird might be getting some snow soon so it can be worth it

    snowbird is where we are going

    but it's annoying me that vermont is getting more snow right now even yeesh


    also my ski pass is not good at snowbird but i wanted to go on a trip with these guys

    gonna try to go to breck and keystone and vail and such later though, and maybe whistler



    i am bad at snowboarding now because i barely went last year and i don't get to go often because i live in nyc, not in a place with nearby mountains

    poo
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
    landsharks bridges falling down
    falling down
    falling down
    landsharks bridges falling down
    right into thethousandtoothedmaw.

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    BeN i thought you were a moral boy not one of those culturally degenerate sex havers

    According to my chatter notes, nargirl was the non sex haver, not narwhal

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    It's going to be weird to be away from Pinecone for a week

    Hm.

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Man I'm on a bus to Boston, fuck it's always so weird to see the Charles iced over so completely.. winter is cool

    I helped design a new bridge over that river! It might be under construction right now actually.

    ed: nope, starting this year though.

    Oh hey! Where? It goes right through the valley I live in so I cross it like 3 times a week. The bridge is always horribly backed up pls fix it somehow

    we've been calling it the north Washington street bridge. but it looks like locals might also call it the Charlestown bridge?

    https://boston.curbed.com/2017/9/14/16306534/boston-north-washington-street-bridge-replacement

    @blameless cleric

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  • cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Some old dude just said I probably didn't know Mork and Mindy.

    I was like Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.

    I used to pretend to call Orson in my bedroom closet.

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