My biological mother didn’t make me wear a medically required contact lens when I was an infant, and so my optical nerve atrophied and I’m blind in that eye forever
Belasco is driving me to the airport after packing a bunch of Texas bbq beef ribs in my luggage
Not all mothers are bastards
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My biological mother didn’t make me wear a medically required contact lens when I was an infant, and so my optical nerve atrophied and I’m blind in that eye forever
Belasco is driving me to the airport after packing a bunch of Texas bbq beef ribs in my luggage
Not all mothers are bastards
"Why does your luggage smell delicious sir?"
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My biological mother didn’t make me wear a medically required contact lens when I was an infant, and so my optical nerve atrophied and I’m blind in that eye forever
Belasco is driving me to the airport after packing a bunch of Texas bbq beef ribs in my luggage
Not all mothers are bastards
odds of TSA eating your luggage
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My biological mother didn’t make me wear a medically required contact lens when I was an infant, and so my optical nerve atrophied and I’m blind in that eye forever
Belasco is driving me to the airport after packing a bunch of Texas bbq beef ribs in my luggage
Ok bathroom selfies are dumb but I'm so cute today???
BC your millennial cutie levels are off the charts. If your millennial cutie condition persists for four or more hours please contact your primary care physician. Do not take millennial cutie with conflicting cuties such as Old Boomer Grump or Gen X Punk. Side effects include condescending thinkpieces, constant admonitions to stop posting to Instagram, and lack of future prospects.
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What if it's not the cookie dough but prolonged exposure to you finally overwhelming the central nervous system
well if she gets better then it's obviously the cookie dough but that is a fair point you should consider med school after law school so you can be in debt forever
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
What if it's not the cookie dough but prolonged exposure to you finally overwhelming the central nervous system
well if she gets better then it's obviously the cookie dough but that is a fair point you should consider med school after law school so you can be in debt forever
Hello yes it is me Dr. Hakkes, Esq. I am a stable genius, the best the world has ever known
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shark reading the pa chat likes/awesomes stats to porp while she is vomiting into toilet
'so far post about your situation has 4 likes and 1 awesome'
porp removes head from toilet before the next round comes back up
In the downtown San Antonio mall, there is an island. It is a cool spot. There is also a creamery in the mall. I got a waffle cone with coffee ice cream and peanut butter cups there last year. Also, in front of the Alamo there are lit up horse drawn carriages at night.
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Belasco is driving me to the airport after packing a bunch of Texas bbq beef ribs in my luggage
Not all mothers are bastards
"Why does your luggage smell delicious sir?"
odds of TSA eating your luggage
1/3
It’s in a container in a ziplock in a shiny insulated bag
These creeps better let it roll, man
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>:o
BC your millennial cutie levels are off the charts. If your millennial cutie condition persists for four or more hours please contact your primary care physician. Do not take millennial cutie with conflicting cuties such as Old Boomer Grump or Gen X Punk. Side effects include condescending thinkpieces, constant admonitions to stop posting to Instagram, and lack of future prospects.
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>:| u heard me
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Did I hear u
or did I read u
for shame
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It is
Anyone born 1982 or later is afflicted with Youthism, the worst in ten generations
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If your millennial lasts for four hours or more, seek a doctor's advice
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more on this story as it develops
worth tho
>:0
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its got less calories when its just raw butter and sugar
ITS GOOD FOR YOU
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pleasepaypreacher.net
do you also love peeing out your butt
But what about @bowen
What if it's not the cookie dough but prolonged exposure to you finally overwhelming the central nervous system
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no
but that's never happened after eating cookie dough so
I will continue to live on the edge
well if she gets better then it's obviously the cookie dough but that is a fair point you should consider med school after law school so you can be in debt forever
Hello yes it is me Dr. Hakkes, Esq. I am a stable genius, the best the world has ever known
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'so far post about your situation has 4 likes and 1 awesome'
porp removes head from toilet before the next round comes back up
'make that 4 likes and 2 awesomes'
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Raw pasta noodles is the best thing n the world, and she'd constantly have to bat me away fron stealing some before she could cook them.
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mother says you'll get worms but I just chortle and cram more into my mouth
Have you talked about the SpaceX launch yet? Rumors are that the Zuma payload was lost.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/the-zuma-satellite-launched-by-spacex-may-be-lost-sources-tell-ars/
I found it weird during the livestream that they didn't confirm successful jettison of the fairings on-time.
mmhmm
other things you should try while you're living on the edge
getting super drunk and then watching a bab the next day starting at 7am with a massive hangover
This sounds like something that is going to come back to bite us in about 250 years