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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    My biological mother didn’t make me wear a medically required contact lens when I was an infant, and so my optical nerve atrophied and I’m blind in that eye forever

    Belasco is driving me to the airport after packing a bunch of Texas bbq beef ribs in my luggage

    Not all mothers are bastards

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    My biological mother didn’t make me wear a medically required contact lens when I was an infant, and so my optical nerve atrophied and I’m blind in that eye forever

    Belasco is driving me to the airport after packing a bunch of Texas bbq beef ribs in my luggage

    Not all mothers are bastards

    "Why does your luggage smell delicious sir?"

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    My biological mother didn’t make me wear a medically required contact lens when I was an infant, and so my optical nerve atrophied and I’m blind in that eye forever

    Belasco is driving me to the airport after packing a bunch of Texas bbq beef ribs in my luggage

    Not all mothers are bastards

    odds of TSA eating your luggage

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    My biological mother didn’t make me wear a medically required contact lens when I was an infant, and so my optical nerve atrophied and I’m blind in that eye forever

    Belasco is driving me to the airport after packing a bunch of Texas bbq beef ribs in my luggage

    Not all mothers are bastards

    odds of TSA eating your luggage

    1/3

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    There is less than 3.4oz of fluid

    It’s in a container in a ziplock in a shiny insulated bag

    These creeps better let it roll, man

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    hello skankeronies

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  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    hello skankeronies

    >:o

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    hello skankeronies
    kedinik wrote: »
    as custom emotes,
    kedinik wrote: »
    >:o

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Ok bathroom selfies are dumb but I'm so cute today???

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    BC your millennial cutie levels are off the charts. If your millennial cutie condition persists for four or more hours please contact your primary care physician. Do not take millennial cutie with conflicting cuties such as Old Boomer Grump or Gen X Punk. Side effects include condescending thinkpieces, constant admonitions to stop posting to Instagram, and lack of future prospects.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    hello skankeronies
    kedinik wrote: »
    as custom emotes,
    kedinik wrote: »
    >:o

    >:| u heard me

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    hello skankeronies
    kedinik wrote: »
    as custom emotes,
    kedinik wrote: »
    >:o

    >:| u heard me

    Did I hear u

    or did I read u

    hS4yQhF.png

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    making millennialism out to be a medical problem

    for shame

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    hello skankeronies
    kedinik wrote: »
    as custom emotes,
    kedinik wrote: »
    >:o

    >:| u heard me

    Did I hear u

    or did I read u

    hS4yQhF.png

    Her-Excellent-Points.gif

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    making millennialism out to be a medical problem

    for shame

    It is

    Anyone born 1982 or later is afflicted with Youthism, the worst in ten generations

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    making millennialism out to be a medical problem

    for shame

    If your millennial lasts for four hours or more, seek a doctor's advice

  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Arch wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    hello skankeronies
    kedinik wrote: »
    as custom emotes,
    kedinik wrote: »
    >:o

    >;-)-|——[

    kedinik on
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    porp is vomiting out both ends after eating raw cookie dough

    rip

    more on this story as it develops

    Sir Landshark on
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    porp is vomiting out both ends after eating raw cookie dough

    rip

    more on this story as it develops

    worth tho

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    hello skankeronies
    kedinik wrote: »
    as custom emotes,
    kedinik wrote: »
    >:o

    >;-)-|——[

    >:0

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I love eating cookie dough

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love eating cookie dough

    its got less calories when its just raw butter and sugar

    ITS GOOD FOR YOU

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    No one @amateurhour and someone was butt puking? Come on chat for shame.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love eating cookie dough

    do you also love peeing out your butt

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    No one amateurhour and someone was butt puking? Come on chat for shame.

    But what about @bowen

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I also love cookie dough, but it's surprisingly hard to find a cookie empire heiress to seduce

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love eating cookie dough

    do you also love peeing out your butt

    What if it's not the cookie dough but prolonged exposure to you finally overwhelming the central nervous system

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Nah bowen's thing is being cheap on TP not butt vomit.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    im just saying cookie dough would never do me like that

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love eating cookie dough

    do you also love peeing out your butt
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love eating cookie dough

    do you also love peeing out your butt

    no

    but that's never happened after eating cookie dough so

    I will continue to live on the edge

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I mean it is very satisfying to clear the tubes of corruption

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love eating cookie dough

    do you also love peeing out your butt

    What if it's not the cookie dough but prolonged exposure to you finally overwhelming the central nervous system

    well if she gets better then it's obviously the cookie dough but that is a fair point you should consider med school after law school so you can be in debt forever

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
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    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love eating cookie dough

    do you also love peeing out your butt

    What if it's not the cookie dough but prolonged exposure to you finally overwhelming the central nervous system

    well if she gets better then it's obviously the cookie dough but that is a fair point you should consider med school after law school so you can be in debt forever

    Hello yes it is me Dr. Hakkes, Esq. I am a stable genius, the best the world has ever known

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    shark reading the pa chat likes/awesomes stats to porp while she is vomiting into toilet

    'so far post about your situation has 4 likes and 1 awesome'

    porp removes head from toilet before the next round comes back up

    'make that 4 likes and 2 awesomes'

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
    My nonna makes her own pasta.

    Raw pasta noodles is the best thing n the world, and she'd constantly have to bat me away fron stealing some before she could cook them.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I also love cookie dough, but it's surprisingly hard to find a cookie empire heiress to seduce

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Yeah I've never had the liquid shits after plundering the cookie dough when making homemade chocolate chip cookies

    mother says you'll get worms but I just chortle and cram more into my mouth

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    @BeNarwhal

    Have you talked about the SpaceX launch yet? Rumors are that the Zuma payload was lost.

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/the-zuma-satellite-launched-by-spacex-may-be-lost-sources-tell-ars/

    I found it weird during the livestream that they didn't confirm successful jettison of the fairings on-time.

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love eating cookie dough

    do you also love peeing out your butt
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love eating cookie dough

    do you also love peeing out your butt

    no

    but that's never happened after eating cookie dough so

    I will continue to live on the edge

    mmhmm

    other things you should try while you're living on the edge

    getting super drunk and then watching a bab the next day starting at 7am with a massive hangover

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    @BeNarwhal

    Have you talked about the SpaceX launch yet? Rumors are that the Zuma payload was lost.

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/the-zuma-satellite-launched-by-spacex-may-be-lost-sources-tell-ars/

    I found it weird during the livestream that they didn't confirm successful jettison of the fairings on-time.

    This sounds like something that is going to come back to bite us in about 250 years

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    In the downtown San Antonio mall, there is an island. It is a cool spot. There is also a creamery in the mall. I got a waffle cone with coffee ice cream and peanut butter cups there last year. Also, in front of the Alamo there are lit up horse drawn carriages at night.

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