Being the only kid I get my parent's house and all their stuff and so on.
I rather not think of it because I rather have my parents around than stuff.
When I talked to my mom about this sort of thing, I said I understood that I'd have to share the split with her husband's son. She said, "Oh no, that's my house. You're getting it. That's all there is too it. I love my husband, but he didn't put hardly anything into it so that's that."
I was like, Daaaayum.
PREACH IT GIRL
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
one sister and i are rich so maybe the other one should just get the inheritance
yeah idk if my folks are planning to leave anything behind but I've told them in the past to just give it all to the middle brother (one living in boulder as a professional pianist / piano teacher)
I strongly suspect they've given him many (i.e. over 5 figures) dollars over the years for stuff like a nice piano and the downpayment on his modest 1 br condo but I really don't care so I don't ask
my littlest brother is mildly salty about it tho cuz mom and dad forced him to stay in state for college while they mostly paid for me and my other brother to go to expensive out of state schools
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
0
Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
chanus hold the fucking line bro we have squad goals to attend to
i have a call in 15 minutes with a really mean dealership
someone else please do this for me
yeah sure put me in coach
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
+1
cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
I'm not even looking to my Dad though. We get along great! But his wife was the bread winner. Even if she was down with splitting something with me, her family is notoriously ravenous and underhanded when it comes to inheritance. I think they've torn apart they're relationships multiple times over that kind of thing. I may make a cursory effort if available, but otherwise I'm not getting in the middle of their war for scraps. It ain't like my dad and his wife are rolling in dough.
i have a call in 15 minutes with a really mean dealership
someone else please do this for me
yeah sure put me in coach
this sudden but inevitable betrayal...
look im in a mood to yell at people right now and my next call with the contractor isn't until afternoon
did i put you into this mood
be honest
nah the contractor did
*spend 2 days redetailing complex reinforcement to make their life easier*
"response: this doesn't make anything easier"
I swear on my fking mum
Sir Landshark on
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
0
ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
many years ago i had a customer trying to play hardball with getting credit for a returned part she hadn't actually sent back yet
and i calmly explained that i needed the part back before i could issue credit for several minutes
but she wouldn't relent and kept getting shittier
so finally i just said, "look, you fucking shithead, if you want your god damned credit you're going to have to send the fucking part back first" and hung up on her
and apparently she was just offended that i said "god damned"
they don't let me talk to customers much anymore
Allegedly a voice of reason.
+4
Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
many years ago i had a customer trying to play hardball with getting credit for a returned part she hadn't actually sent back yet
and i calmly explained that i needed the part back before i could issue credit for several minutes
but she wouldn't relent and kept getting shittier
so finally i just said, "look, you fucking shithead, if you want your god damned credit you're going to have to send the fucking part back first" and hung up on her
and apparently she was just offended that i said "god damned"
A clock museum bought the parking lot the bakery uses and it's going from "free" to "$100/month".
Fucking clock museum.
these clocks don't run themselves matt
oh wait they do?
well um
I can't think of anything less useful than a clock museum.
The guy spent 6 years building a building for it, some modern concrete and glass eyesore that doesn't fit the neighborhood at all, that he constantly had to go to court to fight over because of union grievances.
Then the big retirement home across the street went up for sale, it's a 5 story L-shaped building, and he outbid the YMCA that was going to use it for low-rent housing, and he turned THAT into even more clock museum.
And he's going to fill it with things that do a worse job telling time than the phone in my pocket does.
Posts
one sister and i are rich so maybe the other one should just get the inheritance
Chanus, Chanus, Chanus... Accumulation of generational wealth is the real oppressor.
*shakes head wearily*
PREACH IT GIRL
yes but you see the joke is
someone else please do this for me
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
She comped my waffle.
That really sounds like a euphemism, but it ain’t.
the real oppressor is that i'm going to have to work until i'm dead
@porp this man is making requests, has he agreed to go to pax east yet
have we seen nonrefundable airline tickets
patch me through i love sticking it to dickheads on the phone
yeah idk if my folks are planning to leave anything behind but I've told them in the past to just give it all to the middle brother (one living in boulder as a professional pianist / piano teacher)
I strongly suspect they've given him many (i.e. over 5 figures) dollars over the years for stuff like a nice piano and the downpayment on his modest 1 br condo but I really don't care so I don't ask
my littlest brother is mildly salty about it tho cuz mom and dad forced him to stay in state for college while they mostly paid for me and my other brother to go to expensive out of state schools
Ok dw I got this
"Hello this is... Brian... Element... Element Brian?
NO DEAL YOU NAZI FUCKFACE"
*slams receiver down*
They'll call back
yeah sure put me in coach
they got around that by adopting a system in which everyone has do performance reviews of a few people
performance reviews suck
this sudden but inevitable betrayal...
I'm vibrating with capitalistic glee at the thought of it
em go find a mirror
gaze into the eternal darkness for a moment
then come back to your desk and just don't do them
But it should be.
look im in a mood to yell at people right now and my next call with the contractor isn't until afternoon
Like, 12 days? Incredibly soon.
did i put you into this mood
be honest
Which end of the excited->freaking out spectrum are you on?
nah the contractor did
*spend 2 days redetailing complex reinforcement to make their life easier*
"response: this doesn't make anything easier"
I swear on my fking mum
and i calmly explained that i needed the part back before i could issue credit for several minutes
but she wouldn't relent and kept getting shittier
so finally i just said, "look, you fucking shithead, if you want your god damned credit you're going to have to send the fucking part back first" and hung up on her
and apparently she was just offended that i said "god damned"
they don't let me talk to customers much anymore
Today I met two (2) Danes. Neither was wearing black skinny jeans.
Disgusting.
maybe they were spies
be you know uh whats the word
um authoritative or whatever
ahhhh
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I can't think of anything less useful than a clock museum.
The guy spent 6 years building a building for it, some modern concrete and glass eyesore that doesn't fit the neighborhood at all, that he constantly had to go to court to fight over because of union grievances.
Then the big retirement home across the street went up for sale, it's a 5 story L-shaped building, and he outbid the YMCA that was going to use it for low-rent housing, and he turned THAT into even more clock museum.
And he's going to fill it with things that do a worse job telling time than the phone in my pocket does.