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  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    @Neco

    Y so anxious?

    I despise airports and flying

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I'm glad to see Efi didn't make that list

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »


    I had to go into the comments for the answer :o

    *reads first hint comment*

    god damn it
    Is this some kind of joke instead of an actual math puzzle.

    I need to know if I need more scratch paper.

    Pattern puzzle.
    navgoose wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »


    I had to go into the comments for the answer :o

    *reads first hint comment*

    god damn it
    Is this some kind of joke instead of an actual math puzzle.

    I need to know if I need more scratch paper.

    It's not a joke.
    *pulls out second sheet of paper*
    Chanus wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »


    I had to go into the comments for the answer :o

    *reads first hint comment*

    god damn it
    Is this some kind of joke instead of an actual math puzzle.

    I need to know if I need more scratch paper.

    the solution does involve arithmetic but it's not purely a math puzzle
    *crumples paper up, throws it in trash*

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »


    I had to go into the comments for the answer :o

    I am trying to figure out how this could be a loss.jpg

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    its a puzzle about functional fixedness basically
    u idiot we showed you numbers and you thought they were numbers?

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • porpporp Registered User regular
    Oooo. I actually did see and read about this when it happened. I just forgot his name and basically everything about it. Hmm.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Why is it not fifteen?

    Because "math puzzle" these days routinely centers around removing operands and thinking it's clever.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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  • porpporp Registered User regular
    And I remember thinking that he was a piece of trash and I'd like to punch him in his smug stupid face.

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    anytime I see a "math puzzle" with multiples of 9, assuredly, they'll use the fact that 10 mod 9 = 1

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Hint that probably would have helped me the most on the puzzle:
    The arrows and their direction mean a great deal. And it is indeed not 15.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I have an independent livestream (i.e. neither SpaceX nor NASA sanctioned) that I'm somehow watching through some guy's twitter (Well, not just any guy, it's Chris NasaSpaceFlight) in anticipation of a static fire test that might happen today.

    I can quit any time I want to, I swear.

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
    I absolutely believe a story about Porp wanting to punch someone

    Powerpuppies on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Who is into Milena porn....

    It concerns me that Mileena is four times as popular as Kitana, given that they look identical except Mileena has a fucking face like this
    hqdefault.jpg

    Mileena is the more approchable lady. Besides she can really eat a lady out.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    And I remember thinking that he was a piece of trash and I'd like to punch him in his smug stupid face.

    This is and has always been the correct response to seeing the preview image of his videos.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Why is it not fifteen?

    the bottom right - 13+7 is 20 not 21

    Yeah but 1 + 3 + 2 + 1 is 7 AREN'T WE FUCKING CLEVER

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    How the fuck did pikachu make that porn list but not bell sprout

    Neco on
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    its a puzzle about functional fixedness basically
    u idiot we showed you numbers and you thought they were numbers?

    Yeah its annoying how many puzzles do that sort of "produce a number by treating numbers as not-quite-numbers and do math to them" thing

    I ate an engineer
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I absolutely believe a story about Porp wanting to punch someone
    Is it shark? Has she finally thrown him down a flight of stairs?

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    I somehow didn't even realize 15 was a possible solution because I didn't check any simple solutions (since its a puzzle)

    15 isn't possible though.

    You have to omit the last segment for it to be a solution.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    And I remember thinking that he was a piece of trash and I'd like to punch him in his smug stupid face.

    This would be video content with high monetization opportunities

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Man if you're looking for pikachu porn I'm hella judging you.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    How the fuck did pikachu make that porn list but not bell sprout

    Filthy casuals

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  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man if you're looking for pikachu porn I'm hella judging you.

    Right? Bellsprout is so much hotter

    Neco on
  • porpporp Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    I absolutely believe a story about Porp wanting to punch someone
    Is it shark? Has she finally thrown him down a flight of stairs?

    Not throw. Trip. I've tried to trip him while walking down a flight of stairs.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    im pretty sure the answer is 15

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    I somehow didn't even realize 15 was a possible solution because I didn't check any simple solutions (since its a puzzle)

    15 isn't possible though.

    You have to omit the last segment for it to be a solution.

    Right, that was me phrasing it poorly.

    I saw "it's not 15" and didn't even realize how you could generate the wrong answer of 15, because I didn't even check for simple subtraction as a solution

    I ate an engineer
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    im pretty sure the answer is 15

    It's 12.

    Oh, sorry, it's 1 2.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man if you're looking for pikachu porn I'm hella judging you.

    I'm not, but I will judge the person that will inevitably complain in the comments about how the pikachu is all wrong because female pikachu are supposed to have a heart tail while the pikachu depicts clearly does not have a heart tail.

    Couscous on
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    if you put each of the numbers into an upside down the bottom number is common between them
    so its 15

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    How is it not math?

    Pattern Power is one of team Umi Zumi's mighty math powers.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »


    I had to go into the comments for the answer :o

    I was really pissed about this puzzle at first, because I really hate puzzles where the "obvious" solution isn't the "correct" solution even though it works.

    Then my sleep-deprived brain realized:
    the last set doesn't fit the "subtract the left circle from the right circle to get the result circle" pattern

    and worked it out from there

    What I really love about this puzzle is that it
    uses lots of multiples of 9 for the first part of the pattern, which lets them take advantage of the fact that multiples of 9 are basically magic when it comes to sums and differences in order to throw you off

    there are 6 total sets of input -> result, and 2 of them are incomplete because the ? circle is a result for one set and an input for another set

    they lure you in with 2 full sets of nine-multiples and then split the last two sets with the ? so the pattern is less obvious

    it's really easy to miss the last set because it's at the end and it's close to following the subtraction pattern

    maybe i'm extra impressed because my brain is all wonky right now, but i really liked this puzzle!

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    now someone on the call is talking about millennials and everyone keeps referring to me

    I had to listen to a bunch of engineers about my age (aka millennials) bitch about millennials recently and I just wanted to tell them all to shut the fuck up

    Jesus. You're in a mood today, shark

    this contractor is slowly eroding my natural positivity and my willingness to interpret things in the best possible light

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    The number is 502 dunces

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Help I’ve made a travel friend at the airport.

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Well, okay, thpoilerth even though they're not needed now I guess.
    You can view a circle as meaning "sum all the inputs to get the output (the number inside)" and an arrow as meaning "take each digit of the input number and make each one an output," roughly speaking.

    So it's not so bad as these things go, but eh.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man if you're looking for pikachu porn I'm hella judging you.

    I'm not, but I will judge the person that will inevitably complain in the comments about how the pikachu is all wrong because female pikachu are supposed to have a heart tail while the pikachu depicts clearly does not have a heart tail.

    I’m juding you just for knowing this

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    FCC is really clouding up the solution.

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    The puzzle a bit on the cheezy side yes but at least its not one of those stupid 4+5 x 2 argument puzzles on facebook or one of those stupid pattern puzzles where they assign value to an icon but have like fries equal 5 but in one of the icons take out 2 out of 5 fries.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    oh lol i missed like 3 pages of [chat] while i typed that up

    whoops

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