I dream of doing a precinct action comedy where the chief is basically a warbot, just with a uniform and tie he can unloosen so he can yell at his detectives for pushing their case too far.
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Just_Bri_ThanksSeething with ragefrom a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPAregular
Not a clip-on duct taped across his chassis?
We are the skeletons in our closets.
We are the monsters under our beds.
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AxenMy avatar is Excalibur.Yes, the sword.Registered Userregular
Have it voiced by J. K. Simmons and you've got yourself a show!
A Capellan's favorite sheath for any blade is your back.
Tweet went out exactly 5 years after the teaser was uploaded. 10th of January 2013 was the upload date for the teaser. God, it has been 5 years.
They're going to show everyone a gameplay trailer so amazing everyone who looks upon it will be struck down and engulfed in flames.
And lo as the historical records from the 4th Imperial Human Dynasty’s Librarium Magnus on the early 21st Century states “It was bitch’n, then everything was on fire, 10/10!”
A Capellan's favorite sheath for any blade is your back.
Tweet went out exactly 5 years after the teaser was uploaded. 10th of January 2013 was the upload date for the teaser. God, it has been 5 years.
They're going to show everyone a gameplay trailer so amazing everyone who looks upon it will be struck down and engulfed in flames.
And lo as the historical records from the 4th Imperial Human Dynasty’s Librarium Magnus on the early 21st Century states “It was bitch’n, then everything was on fire, 10/10!”
I enjoy badass trailers. They are my favorite kind of trailer. When shit blows up and things look cyberpunky, I think to myself “yes”. When things look boring, I think to myself “no”
I hate this thread and all the false hope for new information it give me and then fails to do every time.
That's why it's so important that people keep posting in it, so other people will think there's finally some damn news and be disappointed in turn.
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pyromaniac221this just might bean interestin YTRegistered Userregular
I hadn’t thought about this game since the announcement and didn’t know it had a thread until it popped up on the front page. This is me doing my part to keep the misery Ponzi scheme rolling (I would really like to play this game though).
psn tooaware, friend code SW-4760-0062-3248 it me
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
guys today they travelled back in time 4 years and released a trailer AMAZING
I know for a fact this is your favorite super-early possibly-totally-unrelated-to-game teaser trailer ever made. Just look at it. I would worry about people reading your emails and Instagram comments, that's how on-point it is.
EDIT: I belatedly realize how culturally cyberpunkish it is for that to have happened in the first place. Fuck, that's meta.
That last beep is right on the mark. On desktop, mouseover the video while it's playing to keep the scrubber up and you can see it ticks over right with the audio cue.
guys today they travelled back in time 4 years and released a trailer AMAZING
I know for a fact this is your favorite super-early possibly-totally-unrelated-to-game teaser trailer ever made. Just look at it. I would worry about people reading your emails and Instagram comments, that's how on-point it is.
EDIT: I belatedly realize how culturally cyberpunkish it is for that to have happened in the first place. Fuck, that's meta.
they didnt datamine enough info on my pro-thiccness positions in time tho
HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I like that video analysis idea except for the part that they’d have to have planned their progress up to now in 2012 and have hit their marks along the way, which of course is impossible.
guys today they travelled back in time 4 years and released a trailer AMAZING
I know for a fact this is your favorite super-early possibly-totally-unrelated-to-game teaser trailer ever made. Just look at it. I would worry about people reading your emails and Instagram comments, that's how on-point it is.
EDIT: I belatedly realize how culturally cyberpunkish it is for that to have happened in the first place. Fuck, that's meta.
they didnt datamine enough info on my pro-thiccness positions in time tho
let us hope the game pulls through
They were going to have Nicki deflect bullets, but CD Projekt Red's advertising budget 6 years before launch is limited.
I like that video analysis idea except for the part that they’d have to have planned their progress up to now in 2012 and have hit their marks along the way, which of course is impossible.
No reason they couldn't have thought to themselves "probably 2018" in 2012, and then put the timing thing in the reveal trailer, knowing full well that nobody would call them out on it if they didn't meet that goal, because it was so obscure that nobody would notice without them tweeting *beep* as a clue.
We'll get back there someday.
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-Loki-Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining.Registered Userregular
I saw 27 new posts and got excited.
Now I'm sad.
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AxenMy avatar is Excalibur.Yes, the sword.Registered Userregular
So it looks like we'll be getting a new trailer at E3 this year and maybe there'll be a closed door demo.
A Capellan's favorite sheath for any blade is your back.
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We are the monsters under our beds.
I dream of doing a precinct action comedy where the chief is basically a warbot, just with a uniform and tie he can unloosen so he can yell at his detectives for pushing their case too far.
We are the monsters under our beds.
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They're going to show everyone a gameplay trailer so amazing everyone who looks upon it will be struck down and engulfed in flames.
And lo as the historical records from the 4th Imperial Human Dynasty’s Librarium Magnus on the early 21st Century states “It was bitch’n, then everything was on fire, 10/10!”
I enjoy badass trailers. They are my favorite kind of trailer. When shit blows up and things look cyberpunky, I think to myself “yes”. When things look boring, I think to myself “no”
That's why it's so important that people keep posting in it, so other people will think there's finally some damn news and be disappointed in turn.
Its Cyberpunk 2077 because that's when it'll be released!
"Two beeps means it's ready!"
*beep beep*
"Like that?"
"No, slightly more rapid."
I'm thinking it'll be another beep.
and then some time later a long drawn out beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I think I found something.
I decided to revisit the beginning of this thread, back in 2012. Second post in this thread has the original title reveal video.
There's... a beep at the end of the video. At exactly the 12 second mark. Of an 18 second long video.
I know for a fact this is your favorite super-early possibly-totally-unrelated-to-game teaser trailer ever made. Just look at it. I would worry about people reading your emails and Instagram comments, that's how on-point it is.
EDIT: I belatedly realize how culturally cyberpunkish it is for that to have happened in the first place. Fuck, that's meta.
Please stop, your mother and I are worried for you
December 2018????
That last beep is right on the mark. On desktop, mouseover the video while it's playing to keep the scrubber up and you can see it ticks over right with the audio cue.
01/2018
January 2018
We'll get a new tweet in January 2018!
Wait...
they didnt datamine enough info on my pro-thiccness positions in time tho
let us hope the game pulls through
Confirmed exclusively for the Nintendo switch!
They were still hiring artists and level designers in 2017. It’s not going to be out for a while.
you must remove your face or self destruction
It wasn’t serious
They were going to have Nicki deflect bullets, but CD Projekt Red's advertising budget 6 years before launch is limited.
You're a boot up beep
No reason they couldn't have thought to themselves "probably 2018" in 2012, and then put the timing thing in the reveal trailer, knowing full well that nobody would call them out on it if they didn't meet that goal, because it was so obscure that nobody would notice without them tweeting *beep* as a clue.
Now I'm sad.