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Welcome to Jimmy [Chat]'s Roadhouse!

AiouaAioua Ora OccidensOra OptimaRegistered User regular
edited January 2018 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Hi, and welcome to Jimmy Mac's! We're a totally original restaurant that has nothing to do with certain other roadhouses you may or may not have heard of.
My name is Vowels, let me show you to your table. Better get yourself a bowl of peanuts first, no better way to start your Texas-sized meal than a bunch of calorie-dense protein nuggets. Just kidding, the best way also includes our complementary yeast rolls, fresh from the oven. All you can eat! And don't you worry about them peanut shells, you go on and toss them right on the floor. Isn't this folksy!

Ok hun, what can I get started for ya?

life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Aioua on

Welcome to Jimmy [Chat]'s Roadhouse! 75 votes

An 1800 calorie steak
32%
nexuscrawlerRedTidesyndalisQuidbowenRear Admiral ChocoDarkPrimusFeralVishNubCapt HowdyGooeyAtomikawazillaCaptain InertiaAbdhyiusGonmuncptruggedSealSleepKamiro 24 votes
Crabcakes for some reason
22%
Captain UltraElement BrianTTODewbackFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudCasual EddyArchJebusUDAlazullHonkKruiteronyaSolomaxwell6milskiKanaHarry DresdenInvectivuscB557 17 votes
Obligatory rack of ribs
16%
GimAimHappylilElfjungleroomxOrganichuHahnsoo1WestfordePowerpuppiesmysticjuicerEddyKadokenTrace 12 votes
A hamburger served on a hubcap
21%
HenroidGarthorElendiltyrannusJacobkoshHakkekageP10CouscousZilla360BlackDragon480DemonStaceyCasualsurrealitycheckDelmainBeNarwhalA Kobold's Kobold 16 votes
Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
8%
DoodmannAiouadavidsdurionsNecoknitdanwafflesmagee 6 votes
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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Yo @Fencingsax where exactly in the Bay Area are you?

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    What make of hubcap?

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    I was too eager to make that first post before reading the OP, holy shit I love it. <3

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    None of the above.

    *eats his curry spaghetti with soft boiled eggs*

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    An 1800 calorie steak
    Gotta keep paleo

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    What make of hubcap?

    >_>

    <_<

    honda

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Also shoutout to @Aioua for being the first not-Chanus-broar-or-Narwhal [chat] maker of 2018, probably :P

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Aioua wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    What make of hubcap?

    >_>

    <_<

    honda

    You bastard

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Obligatory rack of ribs
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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    fooooood???

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
    @Henroid Richmond, the point to be exact

    Fencingsax on
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    An 1800 calorie steak
    Let me drown my sorrows with an overpriced sub par steak

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Aioua wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    What make of hubcap?

    >_>

    <_<

    honda
    How can you claim to be folksy and not get an American hubcap? That's like saying your food is fresh but it's all frozen. I want a refund.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Also I got excited by your post and thought size tags worked again but you just subscripted that, you so-and-so!

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Crabcakes for some reason
    Crab cakes rule.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Crabcakes for some reason
    All cake should be made of crab.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Obligatory rack of ribs
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  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
    This poll is not Neco Approved.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Things are not going great in the cryptocurrency world.
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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
    Neco wrote: »
    This poll is not Neco Approved.

    >:O

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    An 1800 calorie steak
    Where is the cat dish?

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Henroid Richmond, the point to be exact
    Oh wow, that's a nice area. I mean, it was when I was last there. I don't know about where you can go locally but there's always the BART into Frisco or Daly City. If you go into the latter, look up Blue Line Pizza. That place is the fucking besssssssst.

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    An 1800 calorie steak
    I have to pee but my foot is asleep so I can't walk right now.

    There's an obvious solution, but I don't really want to do that. In my office.

    VishNub on
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    It's just, like ...

    You can't, in the modern world of sophisticated worldwide trading, just believe in a currency really hard and make it real

    You could do that in the 17th century, maybe even the 18th

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    All those cryptocurrency dudes should get some cryptohelp.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    I think I might like nightcore.

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
    VishNub wrote: »
    I have to pee but my foot is asleep so I can't walk right now.

    There's an obvious solution, but I don't really want to do that. In my office.

    Look, I know it’s going to be bloody but it’s too late for that now.

  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    @BeNarwhal

    Re: dating single moms

    I'm open to the option, but I would Rather Not. Besides, Single Moms fall into the scarcity bubble as well.

    There's a whole world of expectation and assumption there, that I just... yeah, I'm already the Lord of Insecurities, I don't need father figure expectations placed on me on a timeline not of my choosing.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    All those cryptocurrency dudes should get some cryptohelp.
    Pass the time playing some Crypto the Necrodancer.

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I want steak, dammit!

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    An 1800 calorie steak
    Couscous wrote: »
    Things are not going great in the cryptocurrency world.
    3pd8mseqe4g5.png

    Jesus

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    I don't actually know what nightcore is

    People have linked it to me before and attempted to explain it but then i go "yeah but what is it"

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Also don't link rockefeller street, don't @ me

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    BeNarwhal

    Re: dating single moms

    I'm open to the option, but I would Rather Not. Besides, Single Moms fall into the scarcity bubble as well.

    There's a whole world of expectation and assumption there, that I just... yeah, I'm already the Lord of Insecurities, I don't need father figure expectations placed on me on a timeline not of my choosing.

    Fair, definitely not for everybody!

    I was almost really glib and was about to type "What you need is some benzos" but real talk my reliance on Clonazepam is my Achilles Heel and I would recommend everyone do whatever they can to avoid benzos until / unless they REALLY need them >_>

    I mean, they are fantastic

    But so is pot, theoretically

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    i mean how different can genres be when you can only make them on your computer

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Crabcakes for some reason
    fuck i didn't mean to order the crab cakes

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I keep telling people crypto is a scam.

    Also, I may actually stay in chat this time, but fuck keeping up.

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
    JebusUD wrote: »
    All cake should be made of crab.

    No

    All crab should be made of cake.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A hamburger served on a hubcap
    Couscous wrote: »
    Things are not going great in the cryptocurrency world.
    3pd8mseqe4g5.png

    Jesus

    Yeah that is almost dark, to be honest

    I didn't realize things had turned that badly that quickly

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