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My name is Vowels, let me show you to your table. Better get yourself a bowl of peanuts first, no better way to start your Texas-sized meal than a bunch of calorie-dense protein nuggets. Just kidding, the best way also includes our complementary yeast rolls, fresh from the oven. All you can eat! And don't you worry about them peanut shells, you go on and toss them right on the floor. Isn't this folksy!
Ok hun, what can I get started for ya?
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Aioua on
Welcome to Jimmy [Chat]'s Roadhouse! 75 votes
An 1800 calorie steak
32%
24 votes
Crabcakes for some reason
22%
17 votes
Obligatory rack of ribs
16%
12 votes
A hamburger served on a hubcap
21%
16 votes
Caesar salad with extra anchovies (your server's pick!)
8%
6 votes
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*eats his curry spaghetti with soft boiled eggs*
>_>
<_<
honda
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
You bastard
but they're listening to every word I say
but they're listening to every word I say
>:O
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
There's an obvious solution, but I don't really want to do that. In my office.
You can't, in the modern world of sophisticated worldwide trading, just believe in a currency really hard and make it real
You could do that in the 17th century, maybe even the 18th
Look, I know it’s going to be bloody but it’s too late for that now.
Re: dating single moms
I'm open to the option, but I would Rather Not. Besides, Single Moms fall into the scarcity bubble as well.
There's a whole world of expectation and assumption there, that I just... yeah, I'm already the Lord of Insecurities, I don't need father figure expectations placed on me on a timeline not of my choosing.
Jesus
People have linked it to me before and attempted to explain it but then i go "yeah but what is it"
Fair, definitely not for everybody!
I was almost really glib and was about to type "What you need is some benzos" but real talk my reliance on Clonazepam is my Achilles Heel and I would recommend everyone do whatever they can to avoid benzos until / unless they REALLY need them >_>
I mean, they are fantastic
But so is pot, theoretically
Also, I may actually stay in chat this time, but fuck keeping up.
No
All crab should be made of cake.
Yeah that is almost dark, to be honest
I didn't realize things had turned that badly that quickly