Do you not understand tide pods or do you not understand forbidden snacks in general?
Like, have you never put colorful dice in your mouth or licked soap because it was iridescent and smelled nice (or at least wanted to do these things?)
lets go to bath and bodyworks and taste all the bottles
man they always end up tasting like soap though, no matter how colorful they are and how nice they smell
it's so disappointing....
I know. OMG LETS MAKE EDIBLE SOAPS.
*several thousand lawsuits later*
WE SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS
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What in the fucking hell is this noise about needing to know your AGI to get your taxes filed?
Part of the recently passed clearly vetted and planned tax thing.
I don't think this is a new thing
Yeah, the first Google result is literally "It is the starting point for calculating your tax bill."
I think JRX is talking about last year's AGI (although he didn't really specify)
but it's used as a sort of password for verifying your identity when you efile
Yeah, I need 2016's AGI.
Mine, even though I filed Joint Married, so I don't even fucking know at this point.
Did you efile with turbotax or tax act?
They keep an online copy of that stuff. I can look at all of my previous AGI's through turbotax's website.
My ex wife filed somehow, I think through HR Block.
She probably still has the packet they give you when taxes get done, we usually kept those for a few years, so hopefully she can get that info to me before the 26th.
When it reopens for business though you were probably a simple return which I think is automated.
Something like 90% of the IRS go on furlough.
Vacation during tax time. Yeah.
Tax Time really ain't until March when corporations and people with extremely complex taxes start filing, and normal people wait until the last minute for reasons...
We file rather late mostly because we end up having to nag the daycare for tax information and they take a while. It is a HUGE deduction so we can't skip.
Austin at 7/2 seems insane to me given Amazon's stated wishlist (existent transit, big airport, etc). Boston feels unlikely unless their government has more of a hard-on for dumb tax subsidies than I'm aware of.
Do you not understand tide pods or do you not understand forbidden snacks in general?
Like, have you never put colorful dice in your mouth or licked soap because it was iridescent and smelled nice (or at least wanted to do these things?)
I can't say I have this problem. I mean I have an oral fixation so I chew on coffee stirrers, but I generally feel no wish to eat things I know aren't food.
Do you not understand tide pods or do you not understand forbidden snacks in general?
Like, have you never put colorful dice in your mouth or licked fancy soap because it was iridescent and smelled nice (or at least wanted to do these things?)
i stuck a bead up my nose when i was like 4 or 5 but otherwise no
Amazon making cities fight for their second HQ is sad because they’re just going to build it in Boston. Every knows it. Despite Boston’s offer basically being: “fuck off”.
They’re making other cities beg because it feels good I guess.
"Donkey Kong"
Adorable. You can come to Austin and visit it though! There will be a special plaque on display that explains how state taxation impacts business decisions.
Let's look at actual statements on what Amazon wants.
I see Boston on that top list. Denver. Washington. Don't see Austin. :P
And before DK gets excited, Denver's response was like, "Sure if you want to but we ain't giving you shit we already have a 2.3% unemployment rate and a housing crunch."
How can you have two headquarters even. It's entirely contrary to the concept of having a headquarters.
One headquarters for the things that don't make money or do much to help the things that make money and another headquarters for the things that actually make Amazon money?
Amazon's HQ should be like any nervous system of a violently-growing indomitable flesh monster: decentralized nodes woven throughout the body of America, your anime girlfriend crushed in its folds,
Eddy on
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Do you not understand tide pods or do you not understand forbidden snacks in general?
Like, have you never put colorful dice in your mouth or licked soap because it was iridescent and smelled nice (or at least wanted to do these things?)
I can't say I have this problem. I mean I have an oral fixation so I chew on coffee stirrers, but I generally feel no wish to eat things I know aren't food.
"man those dice are so pretty"
"...ya"
"I'm gonna put one in my mouth cause they look like candy"
"what no"
"Too late"
"Dude those are my dice why"
"Are you ever worried you're going to eat your wedding ring?"
"...no..."
"well be careful it might get stuck in your throat"
"I'm not concerned about eating my wedding ring"
"Maybe I'll lick my ring but actually no I'm afraid I'll eat it"
"..."
being married to me is pretty dumb!
But yeah idk, small colorful things, especially with nice geometric shapes, look like candy, and candy is delicious, and I have the overwhelming urge to lick them or put them in my mouth, so I sometimes do, if it seems like the right time. I don't know, you just feel like maybe they'd be tasty so you need to check.
That tide pods/forbidden snacks have such hype is proof that many people feel similarly.
Do you not understand tide pods or do you not understand forbidden snacks in general?
Like, have you never put colorful dice in your mouth or licked soap because it was iridescent and smelled nice (or at least wanted to do these things?)
I can't say I have this problem. I mean I have an oral fixation so I chew on coffee stirrers, but I generally feel no wish to eat things I know aren't food.
"man those dice are so pretty"
"...ya"
"I'm gonna put one in my mouth cause they look like candy"
"what no"
"Too late"
"Dude those are my dice why"
"Are you ever worried you're going to eat your wedding ring?"
"...no..."
"well be careful it might get stuck in your throat"
"I'm not concerned about eating my wedding ring"
"Maybe I'll lick my ring but actually no I'm afraid I'll eat it"
"..."
being married to me is pretty dumb!
But yeah idk, small colorful things, especially with nice geometric shapes, look like candy, and candy is delicious, and I have the overwhelming urge to lick them or put them in my mouth, so I sometimes do, if it seems like the right time. I don't know, you just feel like maybe they'd be tasty so you need to check.
That tide pods/forbidden snacks have such hype is proof that many people feel similarly.
Do you not understand tide pods or do you not understand forbidden snacks in general?
Like, have you never put colorful dice in your mouth or licked soap because it was iridescent and smelled nice (or at least wanted to do these things?)
I can't say I have this problem. I mean I have an oral fixation so I chew on coffee stirrers, but I generally feel no wish to eat things I know aren't food.
"man those dice are so pretty"
"...ya"
"I'm gonna put one in my mouth cause they look like candy"
"what no"
"Too late"
"Dude those are my dice why"
"Are you ever worried you're going to eat your wedding ring?"
"...no..."
"well be careful it might get stuck in your throat"
"I'm not concerned about eating my wedding ring"
"Maybe I'll lick my ring but actually no I'm afraid I'll eat it"
"..."
being married to me is pretty dumb!
But yeah idk, small colorful things, especially with nice geometric shapes, look like candy, and candy is delicious, and I have the overwhelming urge to lick them or put them in my mouth, so I sometimes do, if it seems like the right time. I don't know, you just feel like maybe they'd be tasty so you need to check.
That tide pods/forbidden snacks have such hype is proof that many people feel similarly.
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*several thousand lawsuits later*
WE SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS
My ex wife filed somehow, I think through HR Block.
She probably still has the packet they give you when taxes get done, we usually kept those for a few years, so hopefully she can get that info to me before the 26th.
We file rather late mostly because we end up having to nag the daycare for tax information and they take a while. It is a HUGE deduction so we can't skip.
Austin at 7/2 seems insane to me given Amazon's stated wishlist (existent transit, big airport, etc). Boston feels unlikely unless their government has more of a hard-on for dumb tax subsidies than I'm aware of.
I can't say I have this problem. I mean I have an oral fixation so I chew on coffee stirrers, but I generally feel no wish to eat things I know aren't food.
Investing is tough
I know someone who is very obese and will give you shit if you mention your own weight loss as it can be upsetting to fat people
The people who frequent her social media love that shit though even though it is very much not for me
Let's look at actual statements on what Amazon wants.
Analysis of things listed by Amazon as requirements
https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/files/2018/01/stacked_2300-1.jpg
I see Boston on that top list. Denver. Washington. Don't see Austin. :P
And before DK gets excited, Denver's response was like, "Sure if you want to but we ain't giving you shit we already have a 2.3% unemployment rate and a housing crunch."
the tide pods
that were in
the cupboard
and which
you were probably
saving
for laundry
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
@desc i would think boost or preamp would solve your problem, yeah
One headquarters for the things that don't make money or do much to help the things that make money and another headquarters for the things that actually make Amazon money?
*chuckles grimly and opens up large overcoat*
*reveals huge stash of iridescent candy from all corners of the galaxy*
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Am I really supposed to believe the Labo is for children?
Nice and 420 smoke weed everyday.
TO THE MOON!!!
"man those dice are so pretty"
"...ya"
"I'm gonna put one in my mouth cause they look like candy"
"what no"
"Too late"
"Dude those are my dice why"
"Are you ever worried you're going to eat your wedding ring?"
"...no..."
"well be careful it might get stuck in your throat"
"I'm not concerned about eating my wedding ring"
"Maybe I'll lick my ring but actually no I'm afraid I'll eat it"
"..."
being married to me is pretty dumb!
But yeah idk, small colorful things, especially with nice geometric shapes, look like candy, and candy is delicious, and I have the overwhelming urge to lick them or put them in my mouth, so I sometimes do, if it seems like the right time. I don't know, you just feel like maybe they'd be tasty so you need to check.
That tide pods/forbidden snacks have such hype is proof that many people feel similarly.
never worn
Plus they look cool.
This is not a feeling I have ever had.
On average, this thread was speeding through space at warp 2.2
@Chanus will create the new thread
@Couscous is backup