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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    Actually, the mushrooms make you go fast so I assume it's more like me delivering a large shipment of coca leaves.

    NOTHING ILLEGAL.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    I just gave an old dude a ridiculous amount of mushrooms so he could roid out and he casually pointed me to a dead drop containing a diamond.

    Nothing illegal occurred.

    Nothing sensical either.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Actually, the mushrooms make you go fast so I assume it's more like me delivering a large shipment of coca leaves.

    NOTHING ILLEGAL.

    oh man we vaguepostin' now?

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    Actually, the mushrooms make you go fast so I assume it's more like me delivering a large shipment of coca leaves.

    NOTHING ILLEGAL.

    oh man we vaguepostin' now?

    what if the DEA is reading

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Actually, the mushrooms make you go fast so I assume it's more like me delivering a large shipment of coca leaves.

    NOTHING ILLEGAL.

    oh man we vaguepostin' now?

    what if the DEA is reading

    Lock his ass up and throw away the key.

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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    lulz

    "what are all these notifica... oh shit, im ban't from this thread. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

    :oops:

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Actually, the mushrooms make you go fast so I assume it's more like me delivering a large shipment of coca leaves.

    NOTHING ILLEGAL.

    oh man we vaguepostin' now?

    what if the DEA is reading

    Lock his ass up and throw away the key.

    @Chanus Run, and don't get distracted by the diamonds!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
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    knitdan wrote: »
    Shark you are a svelte little ermine

    What's this about you being fat

    I know from fat and you ain't fat

    o i see, not gonna let me in the club eh

    I suffered for this, you fake fat guy

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I just gave an old dude a ridiculous amount of mushrooms so he could roid out and he casually pointed me to a dead drop containing a diamond.

    Nothing illegal occurred.

    Typical Monday night, really

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
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    This low tier friend of mine keeps trying to get me to come run with him at 630 in the morning on Sundays and also train for a triathlon with him and I'm like bro

    bro i slept until 11am this past Sunday and it was the most amazing thing of my life, im not giving up 2 hrs of sleep to run in the freezing cold

    and regarding the triathlon i hate swimming and will probably drown

    also he hasn't done a lick of swimming training himself so idk what the plan is there

    you have forgotten the faces of your forefathers, shark and grown dependent on land.

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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular

    There are cards being sold on eBay. OOPSY FUCKIN' DOODLE!

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    Actually, the mushrooms make you go fast so I assume it's more like me delivering a large shipment of coca leaves.

    NOTHING ILLEGAL.

    oh man we vaguepostin' now?

    In The video game "Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild", a sidequests involves an old man addicted to "rushrooms", which contain high amounts of stimulants. He asks you to gather a very large amount of those in exchange for a diamond.

    After you complete the quest, he doesn't hand you the reward directly as most quest givers do, because that would be evidence of a transaction, I suppose.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
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    when you're dating the crown princess of an absolute monarchy, you make the law

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular

    Huh.

    When I was at the South African national police Christmas party, afterwards they gave the guests (all police and their partners) a heads up on where the roadblocks were, as to avoid them and not get ticketed.

    At the time I thought that was a bit skeevy, but this is several steps beyond that. Well done, again.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    when you're dating the crown princess of an absolute monarchy, you make the law

    Until you go through a bad breakup with her, then you are just fucked.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Like I assumed if like you sibling or parent was a cop and you got pulled over you had the officer make a call to grease some wheels.

    but fucking hand outs for anyone?

    what the fuck

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    ronya wrote: »
    when you're dating the crown princess of an absolute monarchy, you make the law

    Thing is, though....

    Very mild story spoiler? I mean, not a spoiler if you know a bit about the setting but...
    Breath of the Wild is set in a sort of post-apocalyptic Hyrule. There is no king or ruling figurehead. The castle is engulfed by Ganon, the entire royal family is presumed dead and has been for about a hundred years and the few pockets of civilization are basically self-sufficient anyway.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
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    ronya wrote: »
    when you're dating the crown princess of an absolute monarchy, you make the law

    Until you go through a bad breakup with her, then you are just fucked.

    I just hope I get to play out 'the lady or the tiger' before they kick the hanging lever

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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    my grandpa was a homicide detective so our family got usually golden PBA cards and stuff

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I like the cop in the article incensed that he only gets 20 of these things

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    tyrannus wrote: »
    my grandpa was a homicide detective so our family got usually golden PBA cards and stuff

    What does PBA stand for?

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    syndalis wrote: »
    I will say I miss clever porn titles; nobody puts any effort in any more.

    Where are my Titty Titty Bang Bangs, my Rear and Pleasant Dangers? Even a Sexcalibur is fine.

    Phallus in Wonderland and Phallus in Wonderland 2: Through the Porking Glass

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    wait i've got it

    get out of jail because your dad's a cop cards

    but using the blockchain

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Like I assumed if like you sibling or parent was a cop and you got pulled over you had the officer make a call to grease some wheels.

    but fucking hand outs for anyone?

    what the fuck

    There was a news story here about a Police Captain's daughter that was arrested for drink driving, then released after her dad stopped by the station.

    There was an investigation, and I think he eventually resigned.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
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    My sister in law is a Portland Captain.

    Wife and i ain't got no card.

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
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    I mean, I once was able to plead down a traffic thing for fewer points on my license because my dad made a call to an old buddy who was now a city attorney, but having actual cards that were being handed out...

    that's efficient.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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    tyrannus wrote: »
    my grandpa was a homicide detective so our family got usually golden PBA cards and stuff

    What does PBA stand for?
    patrolman's benefit association

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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    i also have one from the retired police officer's association, was for my old town

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
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    I assume when they call me for fundraising and I abstain my name went directly to a "ticket no warning" list.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
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    I'm not surprised but i am disappointed.

    21stCentury on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    Lawnforcement

    PSN: Honkalot
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
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    I assume this is a more direct method than sending $50 to some fund for a "national law enforcement memorial" every year and they send you a sticker you put on your door.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
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    But with All Cops Are Bad

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
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    emnmnme wrote: »
    I am out of detergent pods for the dishwasher. Can I pour liquid Ajax in the soap compartment instead?

    I'm confused, is this a post about not eating Tide Pods?

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
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    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    tide pods tide pods tide pods

    poo
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
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    Edit: this was maybe a bit too political.

    21stCentury on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    Lawandforcment

    PSN: Honkalot
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