announcement: yesterday I tried taking a bath with a bath bomb and scented candle for the first time and it was nice and I can still kinda smell the fragrance and it smells nice and I'm a pretty princess
announcement: yesterday I tried taking a bath with a bath bomb and scented candle for the first time and it was nice and I can still kinda smell the fragrance and it smells nice and I'm a pretty princess
A pretty, delicious, 100% beef, princess
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
since chat is pro-collectivism what if we all just put all our incomes into a pot and distributed the money evenly to all chatters and I quit my job and lived off of that
pretty much everyone in chat is going to do that though because we are lazy fucks and then our collective income is just going to be BeNarwhal's canadian social security and we all somehow have to live off of it
this is why we need the strong, guiding hand of a Stalin figure to usher in a new age of prosperity
as the only unironic tankie on these boards, I volunteer
who wants to be the first to be erased from photos with me
Oh but my Dad did tell me I'd be a millionaire by the time I'm 30 and so technically I still have a few months left to make that a reality
I mean I guess I could ...
Would that be interesting, though?
Maybe.
a heist?
I'm in
let's have a heist montage
wandering, what is your niche on the heist team apart from providing fantastic hair
I'll order the heist supplies off amazon with my prime account
I'll buy whatever heist supplies wirecutter tells me to buy and like everything the wirecutter recommends they'll be a little too expensive and a little disappointing but still do the job ok
since chat is pro-collectivism what if we all just put all our incomes into a pot and distributed the money evenly to all chatters and I quit my job and lived off of that
pretty much everyone in chat is going to do that though because we are lazy fucks and then our collective income is just going to be BeNarwhal's canadian social security and we all somehow have to live off of it
would you give up 20 years off the end of your life to have a couple-few of your dreams (wealth, physical changes, whatever) come true for your remaining time
This sounds like some Monkey's Paw stuff. "Wish granted! Oh and, you were going to die in 16 years so..."
since chat is pro-collectivism what if we all just put all our incomes into a pot and distributed the money evenly to all chatters and I quit my job and lived off of that
pretty much everyone in chat is going to do that though because we are lazy fucks and then our collective income is just going to be BeNarwhal's canadian social security and we all somehow have to live off of it
this is why we need the strong, guiding hand of a Stalin figure to usher in a new age of prosperity
as the only unironic tankie on these boards, I volunteer
who wants to be the first to be erased from photos with me
I visited Stalin's bunker in Samara formerly known as Kuibyshev
I should have gotten some ironic merch while I was there but it seemed in bad taste
announcement: yesterday I tried taking a bath with a bath bomb and scented candle for the first time and it was nice and I can still kinda smell the fragrance and it smells nice and I'm a pretty princess
Beware the ones full of glitter! Every time Nickie uses one it looks like she's murdered a stripper in the bathtub after she drains the water...
since chat is pro-collectivism what if we all just put all our incomes into a pot and distributed the money evenly to all chatters and I quit my job and lived off of that
pretty much everyone in chat is going to do that though because we are lazy fucks and then our collective income is just going to be BeNarwhal's canadian social security and we all somehow have to live off of it
since chat is pro-collectivism what if we all just put all our incomes into a pot and distributed the money evenly to all chatters and I quit my job and lived off of that
pretty much everyone in chat is going to do that though because we are lazy fucks and then our collective income is just going to be BeNarwhal's canadian social security and we all somehow have to live off of it
The Man is coming after my money?!
I don't believe in taxes anymore!
I'm Swedish, I can out-tax all of you
my god he's right
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thatassemblyguyJanitor of Technical Debt.Registered Userregular
announcement: yesterday I tried taking a bath with a bath bomb and scented candle for the first time and it was nice and I can still kinda smell the fragrance and it smells nice and I'm a pretty princess
Beware the ones full of glitter! Every time Nickie uses one it looks like she's murdered a stripper in the bathtub after she drains the water...
:whistle: the bath bomb is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ :whistle:
anyhow @Organichu it really matters what age you ask of course. At 43, dying at 60 seems terrifyingly close. That's only 17 years! My kids are older than that!
since chat is pro-collectivism what if we all just put all our incomes into a pot and distributed the money evenly to all chatters and I quit my job and lived off of that
pretty much everyone in chat is going to do that though because we are lazy fucks and then our collective income is just going to be BeNarwhal's canadian social security and we all somehow have to live off of it
The Man is coming after my money?!
I don't believe in taxes anymore!
I'm Swedish, I can out-tax all of you
my god he's right
First of all, we'll start off with a 52% Fuck You tax. They dont call it that, it's just so you dont think you're better than anyone.
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
anyhow Organichu it really matters what age you ask of course. At 43, dying at 60 seems terrifyingly close. That's only 17 years! My kids are older than that!
Hmm, so is the moment that death becomes scary the point where your expected remaining years are fewer than your children's age? And if so, does it go by your eldest or youngest or an average of some sort?
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IlpalaJust this guy, y'knowTexasRegistered Userregular
Christ, I'm 30 and don't want to think about dying at 60. I need to last til we figure out some immortality facsimile.
FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
One of the worst things about not advocating for what would either be a state that exists as a burden to the other 49 or to have a federal government that actually functions is that I'm constantly asked to prove I'm not a broke college student or something. Even at fucking work.
1.) Fuck You
2.) I had to get married and buy a house a couple years ago to start getting a tax refund, even with no withholding prior. I owed money, fuck you twice.
3.) Fuck You
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Come Overwatch with meeeee
Christ, I'm 30 and don't want to think about dying at 60. I need to last til we figure out some immortality facsimile.
Hate to break it to you, but the most likely form of immortality will just be brain upload. It wont actually be YOU, it'll just be your exact copy living forever in a virtual world. The original you will rot and die out here with the rest of us
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VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
Christ, I'm 30 and don't want to think about dying at 60. I need to last til we figure out some immortality facsimile.
Hate to break it to you, but the most likely form of immortality will just be brain upload. It wont actually be YOU, it'll just be your exact copy living forever in a virtual world. The original you will rot and die out here with the rest of us
I hate Soma.
FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
i mean, it's certainly slaved to time remaining and time behind you. but another major function is quality of life. i wasn't asking the question intending to be morose but some of our lives are fantastically better than others, with hugely different likelihoods of things getting much better
i mean, it's certainly slaved to time remaining and time behind you. but another major function is quality of life. i wasn't asking the question intending to be morose but some of our lives are fantastically better than others, with hugely different likelihoods of things getting much better
The messed up part is that my life is a lot more stable than most peoples, but I'm still miserable all the time
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
i mean, it's certainly slaved to time remaining and time behind you. but another major function is quality of life. i wasn't asking the question intending to be morose but some of our lives are fantastically better than others, with hugely different likelihoods of things getting much better
The messed up part is that my life is a lot more stable than most peoples, but I'm still miserable all the time
have you seen a psychiatrist about that?
Steam, LoL: credeiki
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
would you give up 20 years off the end of your life to have a couple-few of your dreams (wealth, physical changes, whatever) come true for your remaining time
Yes because it’s already costing me forty years of my life to have them not happen
yeah I was actually already thinking about a userscript that would let me make a javascript array of people I never want to see then high messages by them or messages from anyone quoting them (at any depth)
it wouldn't be that hard, but I'm lazy
so I'm using the crutch instead
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
My goal is to run Blades in the Dark for my internet friends before I'm 30
I have nine months to achieve this lofty ambition
We are all behind you, Simon!
You can do it!
I need to work up the energy to quit taking my post-PhD submission as an excuse to lie around and eat potato chips and just finish reading the core Blades book
i mean, it's certainly slaved to time remaining and time behind you. but another major function is quality of life. i wasn't asking the question intending to be morose but some of our lives are fantastically better than others, with hugely different likelihoods of things getting much better
I might be willing to consider the deal for less than 60 total years. that puts me at halfway done... depending exactly what we're talking about for QoL I could imagine jumping in for less but honestly pretty easily for 60.
like if you were just boom, rich, and could cut out working? you could even argue you actually end up with more time than if you lived another 10 years but had to keep a full time job the whole time. let alone what you gain by dodging stress (due to the rules we can't translate this into a longer life the way you normally could, but certainly an immeasureably better day to day experience)
I'm with you and I don't even really find it morose to talk about. while I am a person who would literally take 'never dying' were it somehow offered - knowing all the arguments against it, understanding them but not agreeing - I can also see sacrificing raw time for actually good time.
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A pretty, delicious, 100% beef, princess
this is why we need the strong, guiding hand of a Stalin figure to usher in a new age of prosperity
as the only unironic tankie on these boards, I volunteer
who wants to be the first to be erased from photos with me
you're a terrorist.
We are all behind you, Simon!
You can do it!
gasp
I always knew it
no one voluntarily lives in Orlando that long without something wrong in their head
The Man is coming after my money?!
I don't believe in taxes anymore!
edit: oh wait I missed the joke!!
This sounds like some Monkey's Paw stuff. "Wish granted! Oh and, you were going to die in 16 years so..."
I visited Stalin's bunker in Samara formerly known as Kuibyshev
I should have gotten some ironic merch while I was there but it seemed in bad taste
Beware the ones full of glitter! Every time Nickie uses one it looks like she's murdered a stripper in the bathtub after she drains the water...
I'm Swedish, I can out-tax all of you
my god he's right
:whistle: the bath bomb is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ :whistle:
hmm yes that could be prime tapped into the matrix years
First of all, we'll start off with a 52% Fuck You tax. They dont call it that, it's just so you dont think you're better than anyone.
Hmm, so is the moment that death becomes scary the point where your expected remaining years are fewer than your children's age? And if so, does it go by your eldest or youngest or an average of some sort?
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
1.) Fuck You
2.) I had to get married and buy a house a couple years ago to start getting a tax refund, even with no withholding prior. I owed money, fuck you twice.
3.) Fuck You
Come Overwatch with meeeee
Me: no
The internet: fuck you your eyes are now loss.jpg how do you feel now
i think i need to go to bed
Hate to break it to you, but the most likely form of immortality will just be brain upload. It wont actually be YOU, it'll just be your exact copy living forever in a virtual world. The original you will rot and die out here with the rest of us
I'm 31 and willing to discuss it but it's so abstract...
may I introduce you to the glory that is the ignore feature
and
I hate Soma.
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
Or at the very least, links to Timecop on the amazon store.
The messed up part is that my life is a lot more stable than most peoples, but I'm still miserable all the time
have you seen a psychiatrist about that?
Yes because it’s already costing me forty years of my life to have them not happen
yeah I was actually already thinking about a userscript that would let me make a javascript array of people I never want to see then high messages by them or messages from anyone quoting them (at any depth)
it wouldn't be that hard, but I'm lazy
so I'm using the crutch instead
I need to work up the energy to quit taking my post-PhD submission as an excuse to lie around and eat potato chips and just finish reading the core Blades book
T....timecop?
I might be willing to consider the deal for less than 60 total years. that puts me at halfway done... depending exactly what we're talking about for QoL I could imagine jumping in for less but honestly pretty easily for 60.
like if you were just boom, rich, and could cut out working? you could even argue you actually end up with more time than if you lived another 10 years but had to keep a full time job the whole time. let alone what you gain by dodging stress (due to the rules we can't translate this into a longer life the way you normally could, but certainly an immeasureably better day to day experience)
I'm with you and I don't even really find it morose to talk about. while I am a person who would literally take 'never dying' were it somehow offered - knowing all the arguments against it, understanding them but not agreeing - I can also see sacrificing raw time for actually good time.
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