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College Football 2018: Fuck Baylor, Michigan State, and Ohio State

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Is it just me, or is the entire Jacksonville roster composed of "hey, I remember that guy from college football?"

    I mean, seriously, just off the top of my head: Fournette, Bortles, TJ Yeldon, Marquise Lee, Myles Jack...

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    It’s not just you, today was finally the day everyone realized the Jags roster had been selected by CFB Twitter.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Marky mark covered up sexual assaults by msu football players, and the basketball coach had similar issues

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    So MSU is done, right?

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I don't even know

    All I know is that this is too big and horrifying for me to fully wrap my head around

    dantonio punished a player for sexual assault by making him talk to his mom about it

    Christ

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    So MSU is done, right?

    Izzo will survive because he could do just about anything short of shooting Magic Johnson at full court and survive. Dantonio is not quite there. I dunno if in the current climate he can do it, but that might be where State fans/alums, who have generally been pretty good about this whole thing in terms of being disgusted by their school, draw the line.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    I don't see either of them making it through with the president and ad both already resigning

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Dantonio has denied the allegations and says that he has always worked with the authorities on sexual assault matters. Also says reports of his stepping down are false.

    This is going to be ugly.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Dantonio has denied the allegations and says that he has always worked with the authorities on sexual assault matters. Also says reports of his stepping down are false.

    This is going to be ugly.

    Invited the press to meticulously search what he knew and when. Which generally speaking is a bad idea.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Dantonio has denied the allegations and says that he has always worked with the authorities on sexual assault matters. Also says reports of his stepping down are false.

    This is going to be ugly.

    Don't see him lasting a month as head coach.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Dantonio has denied the allegations and says that he has always worked with the authorities on sexual assault matters. Also says reports of his stepping down are false.

    This is going to be ugly.

    Invited the press to meticulously search what he knew and when. Which generally speaking is a bad idea.

    Just ask Hugh Freeze!

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular


    Rumor has it that the diamonds are actually just salt crystals from Alabama.

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    trust me, Alabama really doesn’t care

    Also reporting in from A day and jalen hurts is...not looking great, folks.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I 100% believe in UCF's National Title claim

    They were the only team to win every game they played. Are they a more worthy champ than Alabama? No, but I still think they have a valid case.

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    UCF last year is proof that we need a bigger playoff.

    And just now watching Nebraskas spring game.

    Adrian Martinez is the perfect guy to run Frostys O. Can't wait to see these guys play a real game

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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    UCF last year is proof that we need a bigger playoff.

    And just now watching Nebraskas spring game.

    Adrian Martinez is the perfect guy to run Frostys O. Can't wait to see these guys play a real game

    I watched it too. The offense looks to be on track to be quite potent. The defense though. Lots of gaps.

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    UCF last year is proof that we need a bigger playoff.

    And just now watching Nebraskas spring game.

    Adrian Martinez is the perfect guy to run Frostys O. Can't wait to see these guys play a real game

    I watched it too. The offense looks to be on track to be quite potent. The defense though. Lots of gaps.

    I'm not expecting a great year next year but I absolutely expect to see them play better and be more competitive. Things feel like they going the right way again

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Michigan QB Wilton Speight officially grad transferred to UCLA.

    Someone tell me how I am supposed to feel about this.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    He's like an anti-fit for Chip Kelly.

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    More substantively: it felt like he was becoming a pretty good QB by the end of his sophomore year. The two pick sixes he threw against OSU marred that, but I think both were tipped or otherwise affected by pressure (it's been a while since I tried to remember that game). He got us back in that game I think I do remember, and we could have won it (we did win it, dammit). And then he was real good in the bowl game.

    Then his junior year he stunk. Might have had more to do with his top three targets graduating and the offensive line being a tire fire, but he was bad and not doing the same kinds of things he had done as a sophomore. Thus you see opinions like Magell's. He did become the first Al Borges QB recruit in that man's like 20 years of being a college offensive coach to start at QB as an upperclassman, so there's that.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Shea Patterson officially cleared by the NCAA to play next season. Is probably our starting quarterback.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    We're still going to finish third in the division and I will pray for an acceleration of the heat death of the universe

    (I think we can actually contend this year, it's just less painful if I pretend that it's hopeless)

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Mostly depends if we can block anybody. To which I say /shrug

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Michael Dickson was drafted in the 5th round by the Seattle Seahawks

    Kinda wanna buy the dude's Texas jersey

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Texas has scheduled a home and home with Bama Roll Tide in 2022 and 2023

    Please just kill me now

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Ah, nonconference games against Bama remind me of 2012 and Michigan opening against Bama

    Good times

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Also we play Michigan in the near future and Ohio State.

    Maybe we'll be good again for all those

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Also we play Michigan in the near future and Ohio State.

    Maybe we'll be good again for all those

    You’ll be fine after Michigan fires Harbaugh for finishing 3rd in the big ten again this year :rotate:

    I kid, I kid.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    God I hope we can block anybody.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    LARRY CULPEPPER IS GONE! HE IS NO MORE! HE HAS CEASED TO BE!

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  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    ASS COLD DOCTAH PEPPAH HEAH

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    LARRY CULPEPPER IS GONE! HE IS NO MORE! HE HAS CEASED TO BE!

    Pouring out a cold Dr. Pepper for our fallen brother.

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Also we play Michigan in the near future and Ohio State.

    Maybe we'll be good again for all those

    Man, my team has to play at Michigan, Ohio St and Wisconsin this year. I feel ya. Maybe can win one of those.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    My team has to play at Notre Dame, Michigan state, and OSU

    I wanna die

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    UCF gets South Carolina State, North Carolina, FAU, and Pitt this year. All but UNC are home games too.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    My team has to play at Notre Dame, Michigan state, and OSU

    I wanna die

    Plus Wisconsin, Nebraska, and PSU at home. 10-2 would be amazing, but would probably cause the more rabid idiots at mgoblog to demand Harbaugh be fired.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I just want to beat Ohio state please

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This is some amazing shit, ya’ll:

    https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/6/6/17402160/druid-city-brewery-chalk-art-alabama-nick-saban

    I particularly like the Thanosaban and the Spurrier Nevermind

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Some of Ian McCaw's (disgraced former Baylor AD, now at Liberty U) testimony has been released. He alleges that the extent to which Baylor is evil has been grossly understated. And that the coverup was directly at the hands of the regents.

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