Yesterday my roommate and I got up early and went to the Cannery, a huge furniture store run locally, to purchase a new couch.
The store was expansive and the only music they played was disco, and we definitely haggled with one of the floor guys to get us a longer extension on our financing.
And now we own this technological monstrosity.
Jimmy.........
First, what is that...thing on the top
Second, are you going to put an air conditioner on top of this couch and allow it to drain out too
Yesterday my roommate and I got up early and went to the Cannery, a huge furniture store run locally, to purchase a new couch.
The store was expansive and the only music they played was disco, and we definitely haggled with one of the floor guys to get us a longer extension on our financing.
Second, are you going to put an air conditioner on top of this couch and allow it to drain out too
To answer your first question: The middle section of the sofa opens up to reveal an overhead light system, with the lower portion being a drop down table with USB ports & power outlets.
To answer your second question: No.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
I will note that this couch was purchased and is for my roommate.
I am still happy to relax in the recliner chair that houses part of the spirit of my high school principal.
I installed Tinder last night, immediately uninstalled it after realizing everyone was gross, now I'm on OKC thanks to the 'no straight people' button.
I'm super friggin' lonely and want someone to cuddle, god dammit. So hopefully that will go well.
I'm begrudgingly happy with the real name change on OKC at this point. All those who weren't going to do it left or have non-names, which is what it is, but I've noticed now that I'll have an increased smidgen of attraction for a person with a name I happen to like.
So what I'm getting at is that I'm preemptively apologizing to all Emilys and nearly anyone with a French first name who are now more likely to be messaged by me.
I'm begrudgingly happy with the real name change on OKC at this point. All those who weren't going to do it left or have non-names, which is what it is, but I've noticed now that I'll have an increased smidgen of attraction for a person with a name I happen to like.
So what I'm getting at is that I'm preemptively apologizing to all Emilys and nearly anyone with a French first name who are now more likely to be messaged by me.
I am annoyed by the number of people that put something like "AskMe".
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I'm begrudgingly happy with the real name change on OKC at this point. All those who weren't going to do it left or have non-names, which is what it is, but I've noticed now that I'll have an increased smidgen of attraction for a person with a name I happen to like.
So what I'm getting at is that I'm preemptively apologizing to all Emilys and nearly anyone with a French first name who are now more likely to be messaged by me.
I'm begrudgingly happy with the real name change on OKC at this point. All those who weren't going to do it left or have non-names, which is what it is, but I've noticed now that I'll have an increased smidgen of attraction for a person with a name I happen to like.
So what I'm getting at is that I'm preemptively apologizing to all Emilys and nearly anyone with a French first name who are now more likely to be messaged by me.
Yesterday my roommate and I got up early and went to the Cannery, a huge furniture store run locally, to purchase a new couch.
The store was expansive and the only music they played was disco, and we definitely haggled with one of the floor guys to get us a longer extension on our financing.
And now we own this technological monstrosity.
Are you trying to buy your way into being Chandler or Joey, instead of Ross?
Yesterday my roommate and I got up early and went to the Cannery, a huge furniture store run locally, to purchase a new couch.
The store was expansive and the only music they played was disco, and we definitely haggled with one of the floor guys to get us a longer extension on our financing.
I'm begrudgingly happy with the real name change on OKC at this point. All those who weren't going to do it left or have non-names, which is what it is, but I've noticed now that I'll have an increased smidgen of attraction for a person with a name I happen to like.
So what I'm getting at is that I'm preemptively apologizing to all Emilys and nearly anyone with a French first name who are now more likely to be messaged by me.
I am annoyed by the number of people that put something like "AskMe".
Yeah how dare women choose to retain control over who knows their real names
I'm begrudgingly happy with the real name change on OKC at this point. All those who weren't going to do it left or have non-names, which is what it is, but I've noticed now that I'll have an increased smidgen of attraction for a person with a name I happen to like.
So what I'm getting at is that I'm preemptively apologizing to all Emilys and nearly anyone with a French first name who are now more likely to be messaged by me.
I am annoyed by the number of people that put something like "AskMe".
Yeah how dare women choose to retain control over who knows their real names
Okay?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Here's my view on OKC making people use their real names
As long as OKC gives me people the choice to either agree or delete their accounts, it's not a big deal. OKC is well within its rights to make people use their real names. OKC owns the platform. And people are well within their rights to delete their accounts and move to another site. There's plenty to chose from.
In the (water)world of the couch flotilla lifestyle there are some difficult choices to make.
Do you dislike others and have a strong sense of self determination? Then the Reclaiyak is for you.
Are you an 'Us vs the World' type of person? Do you envision yourself with your significant other, back to back, fending off hordes of heathen chairdwellers? I present the Canoefa.
Was Swiss Family Robinson your favorite story? Do you actually like your offspring and dream about Left 4 Dead a little too often? A simple Davenboat might fit your needs.
Are you a <whispers> people person? Do you have more friends and/or family than the average human has toes? If so we recommend the Sectional Ferry. It costs a bit more but imagine how easily it will be to boss your crew around!
Have you lost track of the general aquatic theme we're working on here and have more of a Space Opera scenario in mind? Do you call your spouse "Number one?" We've got you covered, Captain, with the SoftCruiser
Come on down to Einzel's House of Bad Analogies and Puns for all of your post apolcalyptic butt-comfort needs.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
In the (water)world of the couch flotilla lifestyle there are some difficult choices to make.
Do you dislike others and have a strong sense of self determination? Then the Reclaiyak is for you.
Are you an 'Us vs the World' type of person? Do you envision yourself with your significant other, back to back, fending off hordes of heathen chairdwellers? I present the Canoefa.
Was Swiss Family Robinson your favorite story? Do you actually like your offspring and dream about Left 4 Dead a little too often? A simple Davenboat might fit your needs.
Are you a <whispers> people person? Do you have more friends and/or family than the average human has toes? If so we recommend the Sectional Ferry. It costs a bit more but imagine how easily it will be to boss your crew around!
Have you lost track of the general aquatic theme we're working on here and have more of a Space Opera scenario in mind? Do you call your spouse "Number one?" We've got you covered, Captain, with the SoftCruiser
Come on down to Einzel's House of Bad Analogies and Puns for all of your post apolcalyptic butt-comfort needs.
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Jimmy.........
First, what is that...thing on the top
Second, are you going to put an air conditioner on top of this couch and allow it to drain out too
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To answer your first question: The middle section of the sofa opens up to reveal an overhead light system, with the lower portion being a drop down table with USB ports & power outlets.
To answer your second question: No.
I am still happy to relax in the recliner chair that houses part of the spirit of my high school principal.
Oh you have one of the original Lane Home Furnishings and Phylacteries?
I'm super friggin' lonely and want someone to cuddle, god dammit. So hopefully that will go well.
it's a lot less hook-up-y, it's more about relationships, more profile based, more about finding a person you like
I feel like the features have gone downhill but I still like the vibe on there more than other sites
I...
What?
Actually no don't answer that
Trufax: I love 'Zoo Animals Doing Things in Cold Weather.'
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Oh listen "videos of animals" is, like, the lowest-level of pandering but I will always be a mark for it
Was this the cure for youtuber-rage? Is he using it to hatewatch Youtube all day?
We're in the process of moving, and our current couches suuuuuuuck.
So... Maybe? I'll allow it.
is their weight increases exponentially with every gidget and gadget you add, each flippy bit or reclining seat
I always get a regular ol' cushions couch because I know if I had to evacuate, but needed a couch, I could move it by myself
So what I'm getting at is that I'm preemptively apologizing to all Emilys and nearly anyone with a French first name who are now more likely to be messaged by me.
I am annoyed by the number of people that put something like "AskMe".
Honestly as long as they get to the last part, I don't really care how they get there
What kind of situation are you preparing for that you have to evacuate but also bring along a full couch?
Something to do, you know, fill the time
Gone are the days of:
LocalFuckForYou
LocalFuck4You
LocalFuckForU
LocalFuck4U
NearbyFuckForU
LocalFuckForYou111
That I received messages from last year.
FUCK THAT, COUCHBOY IS HERE LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
Which is one reason I'm beyond happy to never return to Florida.
LocalFuckForYou111 was my christian name but I had it changed when I was 18 to Andrew
Are you trying to buy your way into being Chandler or Joey, instead of Ross?
My roommate is trying to become Joey.
I have come to terms with me being Mr. Ross Geller.
Yeah how dare women choose to retain control over who knows their real names
Okay?
As long as OKC gives me people the choice to either agree or delete their accounts, it's not a big deal. OKC is well within its rights to make people use their real names. OKC owns the platform. And people are well within their rights to delete their accounts and move to another site. There's plenty to chose from.
Do you dislike others and have a strong sense of self determination? Then the Reclaiyak is for you.
Are you an 'Us vs the World' type of person? Do you envision yourself with your significant other, back to back, fending off hordes of heathen chairdwellers? I present the Canoefa.
Was Swiss Family Robinson your favorite story? Do you actually like your offspring and dream about Left 4 Dead a little too often? A simple Davenboat might fit your needs.
Are you a <whispers> people person? Do you have more friends and/or family than the average human has toes? If so we recommend the Sectional Ferry. It costs a bit more but imagine how easily it will be to boss your crew around!
Have you lost track of the general aquatic theme we're working on here and have more of a Space Opera scenario in mind? Do you call your spouse "Number one?" We've got you covered, Captain, with the SoftCruiser
Come on down to Einzel's House of Bad Analogies and Puns for all of your post apolcalyptic butt-comfort needs.
I want it.
I may have spotted that terribleness and added it just for... someone.
I'd just like to live in a flat done out like that in general
That'd be awesome
Fuck, this is a good post
I looove ours but the fabric pills and needs a shave