As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

ALL-BLACK THE [FASHION THREAD]

13567100

Posts

  • Options
    initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    Hugh jackman has not aged since then

  • Options
    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I think the shirt is good, fite me MP

    let me oil my bardiche first

    then ima smack yo butt

  • Options
    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    It's also literally the 70s in that photo

    Uhhhh... That was from 2014.

    Geez, Graham...

    Ross-Geller-Prime-Sig-A.jpg
  • Options
    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Looks like a pretty standard non-tight fit to me

    I don't like my jeans to fit too close all the time because, well

    it's constricting

  • Options
    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That is a sharp look. Pink, your old man is showing!

  • Options
    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Jeans and a leather jacket are pretty much fashionable all the time

    still depends on design. ain't nothing fashionable about those jeans, they look dirty and too big. The shirt is literally drapes.

    and that belt! :cry:

    really the only reason that outfit works is he's Hugh Fucking Jackman and dude is built like a hard on.

    those jeans do not look too big

    some guys don't want denim superglued to their thighs!

    yes, bad people! especially when they have Hugh Jackman's thighs!

    but for real them pants is hella loose fit.

    If I was Hugh Jackman, I'd probably wear tighter clothes

    but I'm me and no one wants to see that, trust me

  • Options
    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Jeans and a leather jacket are pretty much fashionable all the time

    shit I'd wear that right now

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Options
    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yeah I am absolutely not wearing skin tight jeans.

    Not that I could even bother trying with these massive thunder thighs.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Options
    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I have thunder thighs, but still wear tightish jeans and leggings because that's what's available to me, and because I like how they look.

  • Options
    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I don't have thunder thighs more like some other natural phenomenon .... like maybe a landslide or something

  • Options
    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    That is a sharp look. Pink, your old man is showing!

    It's supposed to!

  • Options
    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
    Guy skinny jeans seem to suffer from "pencil legs" though.

    They're not really built for people with legs so much as they are for really short people wearing stilts.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Options
    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Jeans and a leather jacket are pretty much fashionable all the time

    still depends on design. ain't nothing fashionable about those jeans, they look dirty and too big. The shirt is literally drapes.

    and that belt! :cry:

    really the only reason that outfit works is he's Hugh Fucking Jackman and dude is built like a hard on.

    those jeans do not look too big

    some guys don't want denim superglued to their thighs!

    yes, bad people! especially when they have Hugh Jackman's thighs!

    but for real them pants is hella loose fit.

    If I was Hugh Jackman, I'd probably wear tighter clothes

    but I'm me and no one wants to see that, trust me

    link me your pinterest page we'll see about this

  • Options
    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I don't have thunder thighs more like some other natural phenomenon .... like maybe a landslide or something

    let's rebrand them

    "avalanche thighs"

    BahamutZERO.gif
  • Options
    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Jeans and a leather jacket are pretty much fashionable all the time

    still depends on design. ain't nothing fashionable about those jeans, they look dirty and too big. The shirt is literally drapes.

    and that belt! :cry:

    really the only reason that outfit works is he's Hugh Fucking Jackman and dude is built like a hard on.

    those jeans do not look too big

    some guys don't want denim superglued to their thighs!

    yes, bad people! especially when they have Hugh Jackman's thighs!

    but for real them pants is hella loose fit.

    If I was Hugh Jackman, I'd probably wear tighter clothes

    but I'm me and no one wants to see that, trust me

    link me your pinterest page we'll see about this

    I always forget pinterest exists

  • Options
    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Skinny jeans bunch really badly at the back of my knee, so I don't wear them anymore. I got some inexplicably monstrous calves too, which can make them a bit tough to wear anyways. So I just wear slim straight leg jeans (Uniqlo is my standard supplier). They could probably stand to be a bit slimmer in the thigh, but that's a tough needle to thread.

  • Options
    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Guy skinny jeans seem to suffer from "pencil legs" though.

    They're not really built for people with legs so much as they are for really short people wearing stilts.

    i wear skinny jeans but admittedly i have an amazing ass

  • Options
    initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    I briefly discovered that Levi 513s fit me perfectly then also discovered that different colors where made in different places and fit completely different.

    So I guess I'll never find the right pants

  • Options
    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    All black? Sorry, this is the best I can do.

    9rb6smvgzbgb.jpg

  • Options
    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
  • Options
    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
  • Options
    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    why David Bowie, your pants don't fit!

  • Options
    N1tSt4lkerN1tSt4lker Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
    bowen wrote: »
    Guy skinny jeans seem to suffer from "pencil legs" though.

    They're not really built for people with legs so much as they are for really short people wearing stilts.

    Guy skinny jeans also don't generally have the same level of spandex in them as ladies' ones from what I can tell. Like some ladies' skinny jeans are basically leggings with some denim woven in. It helps.

    N1tSt4lker on
  • Options
    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    N1tSt4lker wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Guy skinny jeans seem to suffer from "pencil legs" though.

    They're not really built for people with legs so much as they are for really short people wearing stilts.

    Guy skinny jeans also don't generally have the same level of spandex in them as ladies' ones from what I can tell. Like some ladies' skinny jeans are basically leggings with some denim woven in. It helps.

    I have a pair of Levis 514s that are essentially leggings with some denim. They are the most comfortable thing in the world and I'm still not sure I picked them up from the men's side of the store. They have usable pockets so I must have done, but they're like pajamas but suitable for wearing outside

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • Options
    BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    So I've been watching the new season of American Crime Story and this is leading me to eBay to check out vintage Gianni Versace ties.

    I may make a purchase or two tonight.

    PSN: BillyIdle_
  • Options
    CelloCello Registered User regular
    I need to get a pair of jeans but I just

    I hate shopping for pants

    Womens' fit pants are a goddamn nightmare

    Steam
    3DS Friend Code: 0216-0898-6512
    Switch Friend Code: SW-7437-1538-7786
  • Options
    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Once you find a pair of jeans that are the perfect fit for you, you make a note of that and never buy other jeans again.

    For me, it's a blessing and a curse. I found the perfect fit for me. Unfortunately it turns out said perfect jeans are Levi 501s

    They are not cheap

  • Options
    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    This very forum showed me the light that is Levis 514s almost 12 years ago

  • Options
    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Once you find a pair of jeans that are the perfect fit for you, you make a note of that and never buy other jeans again.

    For me, it's a blessing and a curse. I found the perfect fit for me. Unfortunately it turns out said perfect jeans are Levi 501s

    They are not cheap

    Wait, what? You can get 501s for like $30 - $40.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • Options
    N1tSt4lkerN1tSt4lker Registered User regular
    Yeah, I have two or three specific brands/styles that I know fit me just how I like, and those are the only ones I even bother with anymore unless I"m just feeling super adventurous and self-confident one day. haha

  • Options
    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Skinny jeans can often look bad, even if you have great legs.

    A little touch of looseness can actually do wonders for a slim look.

  • Options
    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Once you find a pair of jeans that are the perfect fit for you, you make a note of that and never buy other jeans again.

    For me, it's a blessing and a curse. I found the perfect fit for me. Unfortunately it turns out said perfect jeans are Levi 501s

    They are not cheap

    Wait, what? You can get 501s for like $30 - $40.

    Where?

  • Options
    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited February 2018
    Karl wrote: »
    Once you find a pair of jeans that are the perfect fit for you, you make a note of that and never buy other jeans again.

    For me, it's a blessing and a curse. I found the perfect fit for me. Unfortunately it turns out said perfect jeans are Levi 501s

    They are not cheap

    Wait, what? You can get 501s for like $30 - $40.

    Where?

    https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_5?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=levis+501+men+original&sprefix=levis,aps,148&crid=3HDXMBDJSAEAU

    There are some even under $30.

    Also places like JCPenney almost always has them on sale equally cheap if you want to pick up some in person.

    minor incident on
    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • Options
    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I never have any luck with Amazon, but thank you for the link.

  • Options
    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I am receiving daily compliments about regarding that fuckin pheasant sweater, like just walkin down the street from strangers and I look about as approachable as a scorpion under a rock

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
  • Options
    m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    I've found that 501s can vary in quality by a huge factor. The ones at JCP or Macys never seem to be as good as the ones you find at a Levi store or Nordstrom. They also make some super-premium variants with cotton that is grown, milled, and assembled in the USA; of course they range from almost $100 to almost $200 for selvedge denim. All that being said, I usually wait for them to go on sale for $30 on Amazon :D

  • Options
    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT DAVID BOWIE'S FASHION SENSE IN HERE?

    WE GONNA FIGHT.

    I basically don't wear pants because of, well, yes

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1o9igy0a0

    The fact that it's at least partly due to cycling/yoga muscle does not mitigate the issue

    Genetically I get beefy, what can I saaaay

    RUVCwyu.jpg
    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Options
    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
  • Options
    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Anyone else I'd say it must be exhausting to look so consistently on point
    but I'm pretty sure Janelle Monae rolls out of bed that way.

  • Options
    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    I believe that is part of her job? Not knocking her though, she's fly as hell.

Sign In or Register to comment.