men's musk? no thanks why yes i am good at guitar hero
men's musk? no thanks why yes i am good at guitar hero
men's musk? no thanks why yes i am good at guitar hero
men's musk? no thanks why yes i am good at guitar hero
men's musk? no thanks why yes i am good at guitar hero
Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
My dreams are a subconscious expression of my inability to affect changes in my day-to-day life. They are incredibly literal, mundane things, usually involving me at work walking around not accomplishing anything constructive. Alternately, I'm being chased through a post-apocalyptic, industrial cityscape by Giger xenomorphs. Sometimes I'm running from an army of sepia-tone marionettes who shriek in a million voices of rage.
I saw my therapist today. I mentioned that dream I told you guys about earlier, where I got shot to death in my neighborhood. Apparently I've got some deep-seeded anger directed at myself, and I should start working on forgiving myself over stuff.
So now I'm gonna start living it up. Starting tomorrow, I'm heading outside and grabbing the first nice titty I see, and punching my neighbor's 13-year-old son, Joey.
That little shit is always pissing us off; shot a BB pellet through our window, and keeps making off with our sprinklers.
About a year ago I had one of those "being chased oh noes" dreams, but I "woke up" inside it, so it became really fun. I just started stringing together various environments from memory, ranging from museums, to people's houses I haven't been in for years, to that weird little fake house with the generated smoke that they use to teach elementary school children to escape from burning buildings. It ended up being like that weird chase sequence from Being John Malcovitch, but a lot more fun.
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SAY IT
Admit what you are and you will feel whole!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
wait no not like that goddamn
it's an expletive
SAAAAAY IIIIT
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Finally
now be at peace
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
sweet dreams guys
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
penis envy
as clear as day
That thing skitters sideways in a highly unnaturally jerky manner I can tell right now oh fuck I think it is behind me.
But then I realized it was a dream, so I turned into Prime from Ultraforce and punched him in the face so hard he exploded
Awesome
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
So now I'm gonna start living it up. Starting tomorrow, I'm heading outside and grabbing the first nice titty I see, and punching my neighbor's 13-year-old son, Joey.
That little shit is always pissing us off; shot a BB pellet through our window, and keeps making off with our sprinklers.
You are both gay is my interepretation of both dreams.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
fear of castration
repressed love of hairy ballsacks
it's all here, in this science book of knowledge and secrets
I showed it to all my friends last night.
The best part is after all those quotes, she says "Someday, I will have a baby."
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
everything goes in her ass
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
That link on her site to the crackwhore site
WHO THE FUCK IS INTO THAT
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Like I dream I'm getting chased by a horrible lovechild of a Xenomorph and Venom Of The 90's
then I realize "Yeah! This is a dream! I have the power here!"
then I turn around, and this thing grabs me and slams me against the floor, and brings its dripping jaws inches from my face and hisses horribly
and I'm completely powerless to do anything
I'll be in a bad situation, and I'll realize it's a dream, and pull out a gun, but the gun will jam
It's horribly depressing
Usually I end up dragging myself awake to escape my unstoppable nightmares
In fact, I like it when any thread steers in that direction.