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[Mini] Jurassic Hunger Phalla - Game Over! Well Played!

38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid againwait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
edited April 2018 in Critical Failures

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In the Cretaceous/Jurassic/Triassic Periods trouble was brewing. The dinosaurs were getting hungry. And they knew just where to go for some mouth watering food...

Produced and directed by 38thDoe
Special thanks to @Egos for balance testing



What’s all this now?

This is a mini game for up to 19 people. There is a mafia. The game should last no more than a week. The first narration will go up Monday Night the 2nd at 8PM Eastern. Other days will be 24 hours in length.

This may not be the most historically accurate game.

General rules of Phalla can be found here. New players are welcome as are old of course.

Specific rules can be found below:

Standard Phalla Rules/Mechanics:

You must vote each day. Vote in bold red for whomever you think is likely to be a threat to you. The winner of the vote will be eliminated every night. Tie votes will kill both people involved and the person causing the tie. Be careful.

In addition, everyone should make at least two posts each day. Failure to vote or contribute will lead to warning and replacement.

Do not directly quote anything from PMs with me, or take screenshots of them. It is okay to paraphrase role PMs however.

Do not add other players to PM conversations.

Do not anonymously contact anyone.

When you die you may make one ghost post which cannot contain any game information whatsoever.

Ask for clarifications in Bold DarkOrange. You can always PM me with clarification requests, or post them directly in the thread. If you have questions about your role you should probably use the PM method to avoid giving away info to the other players. They are *already* suspicious of you.

Make sure you invite me to any PMs or proboards you might form.

Order of actions: Vote > Special Actions >Seers > Guards > Kills >

The Day will Close at 8PM EST. I’M OLD!

Signup in bold limegreen

Villager role:
You are...

A DINOSAUR

You are a dinosaur! RAWR! You are also hungry!

Win condition: Eliminate all threats to the village.

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    edited April 2018
    Player List:
    1. Bluecyan - Bruno Stegosaurus
    2. discrider - Bruno Stegosaurus
    3. AustinP0027 - Petey Pteradactyl
    4. Brody - Crash Pteranodon
    5. PsychoCucumber
    6. kime - Petey Pteradactyl
    7. Bedlam - Vesa Velociraptor
    8. JusticeforPluto - Hank Ankylosaurus
    9. MagicPrime - Shoppy
    10. JaysonFour Virgil_Leads_You - Steg Vicious
    11. MamaWolf
    12. Green
    13. Sir Fabulous - The Snowpher Kids
    14. kuhlmeye
    15. Locus - Tina Triceratops
    16. cB557 - Stump Gunner
    17. LostNinja - Hank Ankylosaurus
    18. Moridin889

    Reserves:
    1. Cythraul
    2. JPants
    3. Baidol
    4. Virgil_Leads_You
    5. MrTLicious


    Narration Links:
    Opening Narration
    Day One
    Day Two
    Day Three
    Day Four
    Day Five

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  • BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    Who's got two thumbs and ready for some Pangaea sized fun?
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    This guy

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    38thDoe wrote: »
    This may not be the most historically accurate game.

    So no feathers then I presume.

    discrider on
    Steam Community page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/discrider/
  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Science never asks if it should...

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    I missed the last Jurassic one.

    science for the win

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    Hi! It's been about a decade since I've taken part in one of these, but a mini seems like a good place to jump back in.
    Hope I'm doing this right.
    Sign up

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I'm a dinosaur

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    PsychoCucumber wrote: »
    Hi! It's been about a decade since I've taken part in one of these, but a mini seems like a good place to jump back in.
    Hope I'm doing this right.
    Sign up

    It’s just like riding a bike.

    You get up on it, then vote Kime day 1.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    Sasha Banks is my favorite dinosaur

  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    You were so preoccupied with the though of if you could make a Jurassic Park Phlla that you didn't stop to ask if you should

  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    Here we go again.

    BNet • magicprime#1430 | PSN/Steam • MagicPrime | Origin • FireSideWizard
    Critical Failures - Havenhold Campaign • August St. Cloud (Human Ranger)
  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    Yay, more phalla!

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    I can has cheezburger, yes?
  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2018
    I'll give it a shot!! As long as I get to be a Pterodactyl!!

    MamaWolf on
    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    Sign me up

  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    Reserve

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Day 1 me again, I dare you.

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    Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Sir fabulous

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Nice try bub.

    I know the difference between day 0 and day 1.

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    I don't.
    Sir Fab

    Steam Community page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/discrider/
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    PsychoCucumber wrote: »
    Hi! It's been about a decade since I've taken part in one of these, but a mini seems like a good place to jump back in.
    Hope I'm doing this right.
    Sign up

    Hey same. Maybe not 10 years, but at least 5.

    Anyways, I'm a scary dinosaur. Sign up

    PSN: the-K-flash
  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Will probably send out roles tonight to keep on schedule. If you know anyone who wants to play feel free to ask otherwise I guess unused roles go to my friend here.
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  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    @38thDoe if there are empty spots left when it’s time to send out roles you can go ahead and bump me up to the player list. I just didn’t want to take up a spot with how limited the openings were otherwise.

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    LostNinja wrote: »
    @38thDoe if there are empty spots left when it’s time to send out roles you can go ahead and bump me up to the player list. I just didn’t want to take up a spot with how limited the openings were otherwise.
    (this is what the reserve list is for)

    discrider on
    Steam Community page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/discrider/
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    LostNinja wrote: »
    @38thDoe if there are empty spots left when it’s time to send out roles you can go ahead and bump me up to the player list. I just didn’t want to take up a spot with how limited the openings were otherwise.
    (this is what the reserve list is for)

    Often the reserver is intending to be put in mid game for a variety of reasons

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Reservers are heroes though.
    Why wouldn't you want to be a hero?
    I mean if you otherwise can play anyway.

    Steam Community page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/discrider/
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    There are no heroes in Phalla.

    There are Villains, and those that died before they could ascend to villainy.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    And then there's Kime.

  • LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    Sign up!

  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    @Phoenix-D @corvidae I haven't seen you in a while and @premium and @cB557 come join!!

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    Signed up for the last one mostly because I recognized the franchise, but sure, I'll give it another try.
    !Sign up

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  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Signed up for the last one mostly because I recognized the franchise, but sure, I'll give it another try.
    !Sign up

    That's how we get you. Lure you in with a familiar setting, then BAM, next thing you know you're selling yourself on the corner for a Seering. Seen it happen a million times.

  • Moridin889Moridin889 Registered User regular
    Maybe thistime I'll get to be mafia

  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Welcome back to everyone who has been away for a bit or years.

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    MamaWolf wrote: »
    Phoenix-D corvidae I haven't seen you in a while and @premium and cB557 come join!!

    I am so busy these days, sorry, I don't think i have time for phalla right now.

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/jpremium
    3DS: 1289-8447-4695
  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    MamaWolf wrote: »
    Phoenix-D corvidae I haven't seen you in a while and @premium and cB557 come join!!

    I am so busy these days, sorry, I don't think i have time for phalla right now.

    Awww ok maybe next time!!

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Opening Narration:

    A small group of dinosaurs smells something in the breeze. Meat. Delicious Meat! They are driven into a frenzy by the delightful odor! They must acquire it, to hell with anything in their way! Well, they might have thought that had the concept of hell been floated yet. With a roar, all the dinosaurs charged towards the smell.

    PMs are out, beware of dinosaurs!

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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Reserve up

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    I don't know of any grudges but hellomagicprime pleasure seeing you here!!

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
  • PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    Moridin889 wrote: »
    Maybe thistime I'll get to be mafia

    I'm pulling for you, Moridin889!

  • Moridin889Moridin889 Registered User regular
    I'm a dinosaur! Rawr!

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