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[Mini] Jurassic Hunger Phalla - Game Over! Well Played!

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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    The stegosaurus, let's call him Bruno, looked around. Several of the dinosaurs were gathering around him now paying him quite a lot of attention. To him, things were either food or foe, and these certainly didn't look leafy and delicious. Most of these had been so quite for most of the day too. Their leader was the false stegosaurus.

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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    I feel like Blue has given good information and is being targeted for positing a theory regarding an odd mass @ that also happened to coincide with a missed mafia kill. Not saying that’s what happened but if posting a theory is enough to get someone voted off what are we even doing here.

    Plus I don’t feel like they typically do a bit, so doing one while mafia (when they want less attention on them) also seems like it would be off.

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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    I'd switch my vote, but don't want to wind up in a tie.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Well, I guess I'll prevent any last minute shenaniramas.

    Drider's still on watch.

    Bluecyan

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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    I'm not voting blue for theorizing. Just seems off to me is all

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Bluecyan wrote: »
    The stegosaurus, let's call him Bruno, looked around. Several of the dinosaurs were gathering around him now paying him quite a lot of attention. To him, things were either food or foe, and these certainly didn't look leafy and delicious. Most of these had been so quite for most of the day too. Their leader was the false stegosaurus.

    Wait, which one's the leader? disc? I'm not a steg, so they must be?

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, bluecyan totally stole my face too.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Vote closed. Narration Pending. Totally not slacking off and getting angry at shovel knight.

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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Vesa Velociraptor calling a shot on Bedlam

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    Vote should be closed. I'm your village vig. Sorry, Sir Fabulous.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Replacement needed. Please respond:

    @Cythraul
    @JPants
    @Baidol
    @Virgil_Leads_You
    @MrTLicious

    First come first serve.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    MamaWolf wrote: »
    Vesa Velociraptor calling a shot on Bedlam
    Well.

    This is awkward.

    BECAUSE I AM VESA VELOCIRAPTOR! *takes off tophat*

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    =_=
    Green claiming SK by the looks of it

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Two vigs eh? Alright then.

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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    MamaWolf wrote: »
    Vesa Velociraptor calling a shot on Bedlam
    Well.

    This is awkward.

    BECAUSE I AM VESA VELOCIRAPTOR! *takes off tophat*

    We've also established same names for multiple people. So, no real awkwardness here

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    lol everything I do is awkward.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    If a giant dino takes out Sir Fab, do not trust Green.
    The giant dino is psychopathic and wants to eat everyone.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    If a giant dino takes out Sir Fab, do not trust Green.
    The giant dino is psychopathic and wants to eat everyone.

    This is some really shaky reasoning here. Mamawolf approached me claiming vig, which seemed odd considering it was my role. I waited a day to see what would come out of the woodwork when she revealed herself.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Gruououuour!
    *snort

    (Helllloooo!)
    *snort

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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Green wrote: »
    discrider wrote: »
    If a giant dino takes out Sir Fab, do not trust Green.
    The giant dino is psychopathic and wants to eat everyone.

    This is some really shaky reasoning here. Mamawolf approached me claiming vig, which seemed odd considering it was my role. I waited a day to see what would come out of the woodwork when she revealed herself.

    If you're the vig, then why didn't you call out a kill day 1?

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    In Jurassic World there is a giant dino created by scientists and raised isolated from birth.
    It kills everything.
    It does not eat it's kills.
    It kils everything and moves on.
    Do not trust giant dinos.

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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    Gruououuour!
    *snort

    (Helllloooo!)
    *snort

    Mwarrghh!
    (Goodbye)

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    MamaWolf wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    discrider wrote: »
    If a giant dino takes out Sir Fab, do not trust Green.
    The giant dino is psychopathic and wants to eat everyone.

    This is some really shaky reasoning here. Mamawolf approached me claiming vig, which seemed odd considering it was my role. I waited a day to see what would come out of the woodwork when she revealed herself.

    If you're the vig, then why didn't you call out a kill day 1?

    Because you came to me with the same ability? Either the village has 2 vigs (Maybe? Doubtful) or you were trying to set up a network to feed info to the mafia

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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Green wrote: »
    MamaWolf wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    discrider wrote: »
    If a giant dino takes out Sir Fab, do not trust Green.
    The giant dino is psychopathic and wants to eat everyone.

    This is some really shaky reasoning here. Mamawolf approached me claiming vig, which seemed odd considering it was my role. I waited a day to see what would come out of the woodwork when she revealed herself.

    If you're the vig, then why didn't you call out a kill day 1?

    Because you came to me with the same ability? Either the village has 2 vigs (Maybe? Doubtful) or you were trying to set up a network to feed info to the mafia

    Says the giant dino.....

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    And @Green, you are not claiming the magic prime kill?

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Day Two: In Which Everyone Died!

    The Dinosaur horde advanced steadily towards the glorious smell of food, but the way was treacherous. Small creatures darted here and there throwing some sort of frozen objects at the Dinosaurs. Individually they did not hurt, but swarms of them pelted the horde. The dinosaurs turned, stampeding to avoid the onslaught, and poor Bluecyan could not turn quite quick enough. The crowd trampled Bruno Stegosaurus to a horrible death.

    An Ankylosaurus stopped to mourn his Stegosaurus kin for too long, and was brought down by barrage after barrage of the hateful frozen spikes. LostNinja shivered and closed his mighty eyes for the last time. A legion of insignificant furry creatures approached the corpse with frozen knives, when a dark shadow fell over them. Sir Fabulous looked up and

    A GIGANTIC HEAD SWALLOWED THEM WHOLE!

    That must have been the biggest dinosaur ever. Wow!

    Or, maybe mammals are just small crunchy things. But they do cook some delicious food! ONWARDS!

    A top hat was found crushed to death beneath a mass of dark rock. In the dark below, Bedlam gave his fancy bow tie one final adjustment before closing his eyes forever.

    ***


    The Dead:
    Bluecyan - Bruno Stegosaurus
    Sir Fabulous - The Snowpher Kids
    Bedlam - Vesa Velociraptor
    LostNinja - Hank Ankylosaurus

    ***

    PMs are out. @JaysonFour to be replaced by @Virgil_Leads_You effective immediately.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Maybe there's multiple people who think they are vigs ._.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    And @Green, you are not claiming the magic prime kill?

    I am

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    2 FOR 2!

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    I mean....even if Green is the SK, has some damn good aim so I’m not even mad.

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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Green wrote: »
    2 FOR 2!

    We shall talk this over and work together.

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    Maybe there's multiple people who think they are vigs ._.

    Maybe the real Vig was the friends we gained along the way

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    o0o0o0o

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    o0o0o0o

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    To make it clear, I am also a Bruno Stegosaurus

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    Maybe there's multiple people who think they are vigs ._.

    Maybe the real Vig was the friends we gained along the way

    https://youtu.be/sX3CFD2pvt0

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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Bluecyan wrote: »
    Gruououuour!
    *snort

    (Helllloooo!)
    *snort

    Mwarrghh!
    (Goodbye)

    I am laughing like a four year old.
    All I need is the idea of dinosoar noises

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    WHOOO!

    Pour One out for Jayson Four, WHO HAD STUFF COME UP!

    NOW LET'S DINO ROCK!

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Lol.
    Brody for caring about Sir Fab's inactivity exclusively.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Bluecyan wrote: »

    I couldn't make it very far in that song. Way too creepy.

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