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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited December 2007
that's completely insane
rank what the fuck are you thinking that's ridiculous
i mean boxing gloves with lightsabers attached to them sure but chainsaws!?!?!? come on the mass of the chainsaws would totally out-heavy the tensile strength of the boxing gloves and i mean the power consumption come on think of the weight/environment
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
rank what the fuck are you thinking that's ridiculous
i mean boxing gloves with lightsabers attached to them sure but chainsaws!?!?!? come on the mass of the chainsaws would totally out-heavy the tensile strength of the boxing gloves and i mean the power consumption come on think of the weight/environment
the boxing gloves are made of murdertanium
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
rank what the fuck are you thinking that's ridiculous
i mean boxing gloves with lightsabers attached to them sure but chainsaws!?!?!? come on the mass of the chainsaws would totally out-heavy the tensile strength of the boxing gloves and i mean the power consumption come on think of the weight/environment
the boxing gloves are made of murdertanium
well shit you coulda told me that in the first place
i assumed they were regulation FFFMFC (Fantasy FistFight Murder Fight Club) rules
rank what the fuck are you thinking that's ridiculous
i mean boxing gloves with lightsabers attached to them sure but chainsaws!?!?!? come on the mass of the chainsaws would totally out-heavy the tensile strength of the boxing gloves and i mean the power consumption come on think of the weight/environment
the boxing gloves are made of murdertanium
which is an alloy of iron gore and bloodstone
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
rank what the fuck are you thinking that's ridiculous
i mean boxing gloves with lightsabers attached to them sure but chainsaws!?!?!? come on the mass of the chainsaws would totally out-heavy the tensile strength of the boxing gloves and i mean the power consumption come on think of the weight/environment
the boxing gloves are made of murdertanium
well shit you coulda told me that in the first place
do I gotta hold your fucking hand all goddamn night here or what?
jesus.
Look, it's fucking simple. They're on a goddamn starship made of the skulls of the vanquished, surfing on waves of molten rock and roll, in a chainsaw fight for the championship of the universe and the reanimated spectre of Johnny Cash is overseeing it from within the crystaline fortress made of the ruins of Cincinnati
I don't understand what is so difficult to comprehend about this shit
rank what the fuck are you thinking that's ridiculous
i mean boxing gloves with lightsabers attached to them sure but chainsaws!?!?!? come on the mass of the chainsaws would totally out-heavy the tensile strength of the boxing gloves and i mean the power consumption come on think of the weight/environment
the boxing gloves are made of murdertanium
well shit you coulda told me that in the first place
do I gotta hold your fucking hand all goddamn night here or what?
jesus.
Look, it's fucking simple. They're on a goddamn starship made of the skulls of the vanquished, surfing on waves of molten rock and roll, in a chainsaw fight for the championship of the universe and the reanimated spectre of Johnny Cash is overseeing it from within the crystaline fortress made of the ruins of Cincinnati
I don't understand what is so difficult to comprehend about this shit
rank what the fuck are you thinking that's ridiculous
i mean boxing gloves with lightsabers attached to them sure but chainsaws!?!?!? come on the mass of the chainsaws would totally out-heavy the tensile strength of the boxing gloves and i mean the power consumption come on think of the weight/environment
the boxing gloves are made of murdertanium
well shit you coulda told me that in the first place
do I gotta hold your fucking hand all goddamn night here or what?
jesus.
Look, it's fucking simple. They're on a goddamn starship made of the skulls of the vanquished, surfing on waves of molten rock and roll, in a chainsaw fight for the championship of the universe and the reanimated spectre of Johnny Cash is overseeing it from within the crystaline fortress made of the ruins of Cincinnati
I don't understand what is so difficult to comprehend about this shit
Can.... Can I be the starship?
that depends
are you composed entirely of the skulls of the vanquished?
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
rank what the fuck are you thinking that's ridiculous
i mean boxing gloves with lightsabers attached to them sure but chainsaws!?!?!? come on the mass of the chainsaws would totally out-heavy the tensile strength of the boxing gloves and i mean the power consumption come on think of the weight/environment
the boxing gloves are made of murdertanium
well shit you coulda told me that in the first place
do I gotta hold your fucking hand all goddamn night here or what?
jesus.
Look, it's fucking simple. They're on a goddamn starship made of the skulls of the vanquished, surfing on waves of molten rock and roll, in a chainsaw fight for the championship of the universe and the reanimated spectre of Johnny Cash is overseeing it from within the crystaline fortress made of the ruins of Cincinnati
I don't understand what is so difficult to comprehend about this shit
Can.... Can I be the starship?
that depends
are you composed entirely of the skulls of the vanquished?
Well, they aint alive, if that's what you mean.
I think one guy got hit by a train, but he thought it was a rail-worm at the time.
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rank what the fuck are you thinking that's ridiculous
i mean boxing gloves with lightsabers attached to them sure but chainsaws!?!?!? come on the mass of the chainsaws would totally out-heavy the tensile strength of the boxing gloves and i mean the power consumption come on think of the weight/environment
we're talking about sharks, in a motherfucking chainsaw fight with goddamn dinosaurs
when it gets to that point, I'm pretty sure all rules are off
the boxing gloves are made of murdertanium
well shit you coulda told me that in the first place
i assumed they were regulation FFFMFC (Fantasy FistFight Murder Fight Club) rules
which is an alloy of iron gore and bloodstone
do I gotta hold your fucking hand all goddamn night here or what?
jesus.
Look, it's fucking simple. They're on a goddamn starship made of the skulls of the vanquished, surfing on waves of molten rock and roll, in a chainsaw fight for the championship of the universe and the reanimated spectre of Johnny Cash is overseeing it from within the crystaline fortress made of the ruins of Cincinnati
I don't understand what is so difficult to comprehend about this shit
Can.... Can I be the starship?
I need vitamins.
that depends
are you composed entirely of the skulls of the vanquished?
Well, they aint alive, if that's what you mean.
I think one guy got hit by a train, but he thought it was a rail-worm at the time.
Also, there's some arms and rib-cages in there.