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Legal Eagle [Phalla] - IT'S OVER - VILLAGE VICTORY

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Sure there are other people who are more worthy to be nominated. But how many of them can even bother to change their avatar? I rest my case.
    W87mHYp.gif

    38thDoE on steam
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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    Judge candidates: jdarksun, MamaWolf, Sir Fabulous
    District Attorney candidates: 38thDoe, Zombie Hero

    spreadsheet

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I follow the 3 "J"s of effective judge selection: "J"darksun, "J"Pants, and "J"sonfour.

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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Sure there are other people who are more worthy to be nominated. But how many of them can even bother to change their avatar? I rest my case.
    W87mHYp.gif

    I hear your voice!

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    discrider wrote: »
    My first writ of Mandamus will be to get kuhlmeye to fix that tag.

    Sounds like evidence tampering to me.

    Hmm?
    Hmm. Hmmmmmm....
    Can a Writ be used to force someone to redact their own prior vote posts?

    All votes are final once the day ends.

    If the court grants a civil action, it will not take effect until the court's opinion stating such is posted at the end of the day.

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2018
    Will judges voting records on legal actions be part of the public record?

    The vote count will be published (2-1, 3-0, etc.). How each individual Judge voted is private.

    Locus on
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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    Know if I done remember how.this game works I recommend we go about tryin' to make that ol' mafia victory condition mutable, maybe even replel the dang thing.

    For now though, I'll toss my support to those fellas of obvious taste and distinction kuhlmeye, 38thDoe and Moridin889

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Sure there are other people who are more worthy to be nominated. But how many of them can even bother to change their avatar? I rest my case.
    W87mHYp.gif

    My avatar has perfect investigative and legal logic

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    My avatar is of Greed, so also a happy coincidence.

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    My avatar conveys so much - royalty, beauty, fear, happiness, judging you

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    I hunger?

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Probably actually hunger since she is chomping treats - the only way I could lure her to stand still for a picture, haha

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    MamaWolf for that fine performance in the dino phalla

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    Green for Judge! Bad ideas for all!

    Also 38thdoe or jdarksun would be okay choices I guess

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    My avatar shows my dedication to cut the heart of any problem.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    If you go by my avatar, I guess you could say I'm a real law hawk. Hawks are very close to eagles, which is in the title of the game. Vote Kuhl for best hawk judge.

    PSN: the-K-flash
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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    If we’re going by Avatars mine is clearly the most trustworthy and wholesome.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    But mine stands for truth and justice!

    Alternatively, I am willing to be as crooked as a Prohibition-era Chicago judge. PM me for rates kthx

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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2018
    When does day 0 end?
    Nevermind just read sunday

    MamaWolf on
    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    Moridin889Moridin889 Registered User regular
    So after actually reading the OP, this is going to be a weird one

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh dang I need another DA vote

    kime

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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    Green, MamaWolf, kuhlmeye

    Moridin889, kime

    All nearly random, from the dino phalla.

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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    I recon I can work with kime.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    Kime, Green, Gizzy

    Bluecyan, JusticeforPluto

    I think Kime the judge is more interesting than Kime the DA.



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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Kime, Gizzy, Mamawolf

    discrider, JusticeforPluto
    I follow the 3 "J"s of effective judge selection: "J"darksun, "J"Pants, and "J"sonfour.

    Now I'm really hurt.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Not sure what to make of that...
    I can only assume that judges that don't let through my writs are dirty.

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    Good evening, and welcome to Action Nine News at 9, the earliest news broadcast in the tri-county area. I’m Bryce Bay, filling in for Gloria Fernice. Coming up tonight, our exclusive reporting on corruption at a local pet grooming business, and how it could affect your commute in the morning. Janice del Rio has that report for you from the state capitol. Then, a new study shows that baseball is the most boring sport in America. But is it good for your wallet? Mick van der Hawk is on the scene with a story that every parent should watch.

    First, we have local election results for you, as residents from all over Phalla went to the polls today as, for the first time, local judges and district attorneys are voted into office. No one was quite sure what to expect, but political pundits were expecting very close results in this first-of-its kind election here in the state. And as the polls have closed just a few minutes ago, we are ready to report the first returns on this historic day.

    There were three open positions on the bench, and in a tight race Gizzy, MamaWolf, and jdarksun have all been elected to the bench, with only a few votes separating jdarksun from the first runner up. Congratulations to our new judges, and from everyone here at Action Nine News at 9, we wish them the best of luck in the administration of justice.

    Local residents also elected two new district attorneys today, with kime and 38thDoe garnering the most votes over the course of the day.

    Our new judges and district attorneys are expected to take office and assume their duties immediately, with many experts predicting the district attorneys to start cracking down on crime right away, and the judges to start hearing cases as soon as they are filed. When the winners make their victory speeches, our reporters will be on the scene.

    Next, though, we turn to sports! Caroline Hubert has all of your local high school action, coming up right after this break.


    The following players have been elected as Judges for Day One:
    Gizzy
    MamaWolf
    jdarksun


    The following players have been elected as District Attorneys for Day One:

    Kime
    38thDoe


    Day One begins now, and will end at 9 PM EDT tomorrow. Players are advised that they must make a vote for disbarment, and that there will be elections for Judges and District Attorneys.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Clearly the DAs need to place each other into witness protection before the corps get them.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Courtesy ping for start of day 1:
    Locus wrote: »
    Attorney Bar Roll:

    1. @kime
    2. @jdarksun
    3. Honest lawyer man
    4. @MrTLicious
    5. @Sir Fabulous
    6. @JPants
    7. @Brody
    8. @Cythraul
    9. @Bluecyan
    10. @LostNinja
    11. @PsychoCucumber
    12. @38thDoe
    13. @SabreOverEasy
    14. @Preda
    15. @MamaWolf
    16. @Gizzy
    17. @chamberlain
    18. @JusticeforPluto
    19. @Moridin889
    20. @Zombie Hero
    21. @kuhlmeye
    22. @Green
    23. @JaysonFour
    24. @Wildcat
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    100.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Hah.
    I should increase the amount of bureaucratic red tape by applying to have everyone's inactivity limit increased to say.. 50 posts a day.
    Also Jdarksun emoted.
    Lawyers can't emote.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Wait. These are judges emoting.
    Throwing myself on the mercy of the court, and Moridin must be a faceless suit again.

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    Moridin889Moridin889 Registered User regular
    Nowhere does it say you need a face to be a lawyer

    I don't normally deal in jury trials so my disability doesn't really count against me

    Are you discriminating against the facially handicappedDiscrider?

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Yes.
    How am I meant to lawyer if I can't see you sweat?

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited April 2018
    Second @SaberOverEasy call due to a mixup in the lawyer accreditation register

    discrider on
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    My firefox has no sound and I must scream.
    discrider Zombie Hero Jpants
    discrider Cythraul

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I see the world of law hasn't yet crushed the enthusiasm out of discrider

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    I need interns.
    Preferably IT savvy interns.
    Or just interns that will play me cat videos on demand.
    Either way.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Oh. Oh dear.
    discrider

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I need to catch up from the weekend.

    The only reasonable choices are MrTLicious, MrTLicious, discrider

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