I don't believe that everyone is alone in a meaningful way, of course, because that's piffle and not how we experience the world. You are a discrete entity that may be described as 'alone', but that isn't how we use the word.
I don't believe that everyone is alone in a meaningful way, of course, because that's piffle and not how we experience the world. You are a discrete entity that may be described as 'alone', but that isn't how we use the word.
i mean im in my late 30s and single and all my friends i actually talk to these days could just as likely be elaborate AIs on the internet and i work in rural virginia but yeah
This waffle iron feels like it needs more training to use
Watch the documentary "Pumping Iron", maybe it helps.
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so a pal linked me to this free course to learn how to use Splunk and now i’m registered for an actual certification for it and my brain gremlins are all “just procrastinaaaaaaate”
i have no current practical use for this, it was just something fun to learn
why anxiety
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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i could actually translate it into being super useful for things at work i’ve just never had time to do because doing them manually is prohibitive though
I am going to be flying to North Carolina for a job interview in a half hour or so
Maybe I will be doctor professor bugman after this
This is your supervillain origin story.
wait what happens?
is he bitten by a radioactive Carolinian?
No, don't be silly. He's going for an job interview. A job interview with the League of Evil!
And if he's accepted he will become Doctor Professor Bugman, scourge of the biped, and be allotted a superhero nemesis with similar powers as is traditional.
I am going to be flying to North Carolina for a job interview in a half hour or so
Maybe I will be doctor professor bugman after this
This is your supervillain origin story.
wait what happens?
is he bitten by a radioactive Carolinian?
No, don't be silly. He's going for an job interview. A job interview with the League of Evil!
And if he's accepted he will become Doctor Professor Bugman, scourge of the biped, and be allotted a superhero nemesis with similar powers as is traditional.
And a moustache
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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There's a waitress at the breakfast buffet whose job it appears to be to get pissed off at people who try to get themselves coffee from the vat. She is fulfilling her role admirably.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
There's a waitress at the breakfast buffet whose job it appears to be to get pissed off at people who try to get themselves coffee from the vat. She is fulfilling her role admirably.
huzzah!
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Who translated it from German?
rip
Everyone does everything alone, really.
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man the first one while not great was a decent bored evening movie. The second though was real bad I couldnt even get halfway through.
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The third one, I guess?
Because it had the greatest impact?
Is that even out yet? Did it get booted to Netflix or something?
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i mean im in my late 30s and single and all my friends i actually talk to these days could just as likely be elaborate AIs on the internet and i work in rural virginia but yeah
It was out at my corner store, so I doubt its actually available yet.
I just wanted something to watch and it was only $3 to rent for a night.
EDIT man what the fuck its not out for 8 days.
Truman Show but there's no one else in the dome.
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Rural
it’s all lifted pickup trucks with confederate flag decals in the windows and people literally repeating the same joke over and over for actual years
you know that restaurant scene in being john malkovich
it’s that but they’re all elmer fudd
Thank you.
That's funny and depressing. It's funnessing.
Watch the documentary "Pumping Iron", maybe it helps.
i have no current practical use for this, it was just something fun to learn
why anxiety
batter in iron
close iron
flip iron
wait till beep?
I am going to be flying to North Carolina for a job interview in a half hour or so
Maybe I will be doctor professor bugman after this
Good luck!
This is your supervillain origin story.
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wait what happens?
is he bitten by a radioactive Carolinian?
Wouldn't be the first time
:winky:
No, don't be silly. He's going for an job interview. A job interview with the League of Evil!
And if he's accepted he will become Doctor Professor Bugman, scourge of the biped, and be allotted a superhero nemesis with similar powers as is traditional.
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he knows
And a moustache
plot twist
Bogart is the Chairman of Evil.
huzzah!
nearly choked to death on my coffee
WHat emotion would that symbolize exactly?