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[chat]: favors between lovers

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Isn't there some poetry made by taking various lines from disparate books?

    Yeah, but that’s hardly new (TS Eliot’s the Waste Land is almost 100 years old)

    I was using things like random sentence generators to create stuff and would overlay it with things I overheard or read that day

    Machine learning definitely has a lot of creative potential

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Also I am sprawled our on the bed of a super chic hotel near the Catskills

    The woman who checked us had a stack of records next to the artisanal soaps they were selling

    And our room has a tiny Marshall speaker I can plug my phone into for music

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    The “I had a machine create a text document by feeding it video. With legible stage directions.” Is pure bullshit though

    If you feed it video it will give you video

    fuck gendered marketing
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    Give me a painting created by a program that was fed high quality photos of almost every Bob Ross painting.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Ugggggh why can't the Spider-Man game be released now?

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    The “I had a machine create a text document by feeding it video. With legible stage directions.” Is pure bullshit though

    If you feed it video it will give you video

    And that video will be some real Deep Dream psycho shit.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Give me a painting created by a program that was fed high quality photos of almost every Bob Ross painting.

    regardless of input it will contain a disturbing number of eyes

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    squirtle
    cB557 wrote: »

    "they're so sweet
    And so cold
    Stuffed in my face"

    Would've preserved the meter.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    The “I had a machine create a text document by feeding it video. With legible stage directions.” Is pure bullshit though

    If you feed it video it will give you video

    next you'll tell me Die Hard wasn't a documentary. :0

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Biopsy results are back. Wife does not currently have thyroid cancer.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Chat, my ikea desk for my computer is pretty wobbly. The desk itself isn't so bad but the monitors are pretty wiggly while I'm typing. Waffles was mentioning some sort of little square pads I could put under the legs to maybe stabilize it further. It's on carpet right now. Any tips to stabilize desk and or monitors?

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Type slower

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Chat, my ikea desk for my computer is pretty wobbly. The desk itself isn't so bad but the monitors are pretty wiggly while I'm typing. Waffles was mentioning some sort of little square pads I could put under the legs to maybe stabilize it further. It's on carpet right now. Any tips to stabilize desk and or monitors?
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I watched Ocean's 8. It was pretty good!

    I ate an engineer
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    I get weird cramps in my feet. When I bend my big toe down the side of my foot cramps up.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Hello again [chat]

    Since we saw each other last, I:

    a) Rescued Ladyfish from the tyranny of her workplace
    b) Took us out for a delicious but largely functional meal
    c) Hit the gym with aforementioned Ladyfish
    d) Walked home with same Ladyfish, got ice cream en route

    And now we are freshly showered and flopped out on my bed <3

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    squirtle
    "Jen her ale" will go down in chat history as a shorthand for baffling attempts at jokery

    In some ways, this is the best outcome castle could have hoped for

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hello again [chat]

    Since we saw each other last, I:

    a) Rescued Ladyfish from the tyranny of her workplace
    b) Took us out for a delicious but largely functional meal
    c) Hit the gym with aforementioned Ladyfish
    d) Walked home with same Ladyfish, got ice cream en route

    And now we are freshly showered and flopped out on my bed <3

    Are you going to the fireworks tho

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I just want to have soda be the only liquid I drink

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Arch wrote: »
    "Jen her ale" will go down in chat history as a shorthand for baffling attempts at jokery

    In some ways, this is the best outcome castle could have hoped for

    Arch it looks like I'll be transferring to DC so I'd appreciate it if you gave up your new job kthx

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    VishNub wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hello again [chat]

    Since we saw each other last, I:

    a) Rescued Ladyfish from the tyranny of her workplace
    b) Took us out for a delicious but largely functional meal
    c) Hit the gym with aforementioned Ladyfish
    d) Walked home with same Ladyfish, got ice cream en route

    And now we are freshly showered and flopped out on my bed <3

    Are you going to the fireworks tho

    Today would be an admittedly strange day for fireworks up here :P

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hello again [chat]

    Since we saw each other last, I:

    a) Rescued Ladyfish from the tyranny of her workplace
    b) Took us out for a delicious but largely functional meal
    c) Hit the gym with aforementioned Ladyfish
    d) Walked home with same Ladyfish, got ice cream en route

    And now we are freshly showered and flopped out on my bed <3

    Are you going to the fireworks tho

    Today would be an admittedly strange day for fireworks up here :P

    Unless "fireworks" was being used euphemistically, in which case

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hello again [chat]

    Since we saw each other last, I:

    a) Rescued Ladyfish from the tyranny of her workplace
    b) Took us out for a delicious but largely functional meal
    c) Hit the gym with aforementioned Ladyfish
    d) Walked home with same Ladyfish, got ice cream en route

    And now we are freshly showered and flopped out on my bed <3

    Are you going to the fireworks tho

    Today would be an admittedly strange day for fireworks up here :P

    That's why you go to them.

    Get to walking you've got a day still.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »

    "they're so sweet
    And so cold
    Stuffed in my face"

    Would've preserved the meter.

    If you take a rest after both uses of "so" and make the "and" a run-in it's fine

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    "Jen her ale" will go down in chat history as a shorthand for baffling attempts at jokery

    In some ways, this is the best outcome castle could have hoped for

    Arch it looks like I'll be transferring to DC so I'd appreciate it if you gave up your new job kthx

    .....youll be in driving distance

    Yes

    yessssss

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Quid wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hello again [chat]

    Since we saw each other last, I:

    a) Rescued Ladyfish from the tyranny of her workplace
    b) Took us out for a delicious but largely functional meal
    c) Hit the gym with aforementioned Ladyfish
    d) Walked home with same Ladyfish, got ice cream en route

    And now we are freshly showered and flopped out on my bed <3

    Are you going to the fireworks tho

    Today would be an admittedly strange day for fireworks up here :P

    That's why you go to them.

    Get to walking you've got a day still.

    Fireworks tomorrow would still be strange up here!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hello again [chat]

    Since we saw each other last, I:

    a) Rescued Ladyfish from the tyranny of her workplace
    b) Took us out for a delicious but largely functional meal
    c) Hit the gym with aforementioned Ladyfish
    d) Walked home with same Ladyfish, got ice cream en route

    And now we are freshly showered and flopped out on my bed <3

    Are you going to the fireworks tho

    Today would be an admittedly strange day for fireworks up here :P

    That's why you go to them.

    Get to walking you've got a day still.

    Fireworks tomorrow would still be strange up here!

    THAT'S WHY YOU WALK TO AMERICA NOW GAH

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Arch wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    "Jen her ale" will go down in chat history as a shorthand for baffling attempts at jokery

    In some ways, this is the best outcome castle could have hoped for

    Arch it looks like I'll be transferring to DC so I'd appreciate it if you gave up your new job kthx

    .....youll be in driving distance

    Yes

    yessssss

    *gets his gun*

    Note to self buy gun

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    "Jen her ale" will go down in chat history as a shorthand for baffling attempts at jokery

    In some ways, this is the best outcome castle could have hoped for

    Arch it looks like I'll be transferring to DC so I'd appreciate it if you gave up your new job kthx

    .....youll be in driving distance

    Yes

    yessssss

    *gets his gun*

    Note to self buy gun

    I thought they gave you one to shoot on the submarine

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Quid wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hello again [chat]

    Since we saw each other last, I:

    a) Rescued Ladyfish from the tyranny of her workplace
    b) Took us out for a delicious but largely functional meal
    c) Hit the gym with aforementioned Ladyfish
    d) Walked home with same Ladyfish, got ice cream en route

    And now we are freshly showered and flopped out on my bed <3

    Are you going to the fireworks tho

    Today would be an admittedly strange day for fireworks up here :P

    That's why you go to them.

    Get to walking you've got a day still.

    Fireworks tomorrow would still be strange up here!

    THAT'S WHY YOU WALK TO AMERICA NOW GAH

    Why would I be interested in celebrating Independence Day in the first place, Quid?

    We just had fireworks up here for our thing! :D

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    "Jen her ale" will go down in chat history as a shorthand for baffling attempts at jokery

    In some ways, this is the best outcome castle could have hoped for

    Arch it looks like I'll be transferring to DC so I'd appreciate it if you gave up your new job kthx

    .....youll be in driving distance

    Yes

    yessssss

    *gets his gun*

    Note to self buy gun

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    squirtle
    Arch wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    "Jen her ale" will go down in chat history as a shorthand for baffling attempts at jokery

    In some ways, this is the best outcome castle could have hoped for

    Arch it looks like I'll be transferring to DC so I'd appreciate it if you gave up your new job kthx

    .....youll be in driving distance

    Yes

    yessssss

    *gets his gun*

    Note to self buy gun

    I thought they gave you one to shoot on the submarine

    you can only shoot it on the submarine

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    "Jen her ale" will go down in chat history as a shorthand for baffling attempts at jokery

    In some ways, this is the best outcome castle could have hoped for

    Arch it looks like I'll be transferring to DC so I'd appreciate it if you gave up your new job kthx

    .....youll be in driving distance

    Yes

    yessssss

    *gets his gun*

    Note to self buy gun

    I thought they gave you one to shoot on the submarine

    you can only shoot it on the submarine

    Mosht sthings in here don't reacths too well to bulletsh

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    I have electric fly swatter.

    yz4pm4peur1j.jpeg

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Shotguns are effective against mosquitoes I think

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited July 2018
    squirtle
    Quid wrote: »
    Shotguns are effective against mosquitoes I think

    Its weird but i actually just read that letting them into your house and giving them all your beer was a really effective deterrent

    Arch on
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    The students advanced, chanting slogans of nihilist self-negation as the drugs in their blood peeled back their eyeballs.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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