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Eat it [Chat]

KanaKana Registered User regular
edited July 2018 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Uhh I don't have a proper OP pre-written

So let's just admire Geth's love for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjcOJmoJwpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_lSP8Vc3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN3cZj3XVO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSTivVclQQ0

A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Alternately pretend I posted something about yuri, Watamote, Overwatch, and Kpop

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    My dream of dreams was to post a chat op excoriating kana for failing to back up kana

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Meta question here: When Geth assigns the same person as Chatmaker and backup Chatmaker, is the time limit the same as if two separate people get Chat (so Kana has like 25 minutes to make a chat), or can we go crazy as soon as primary-Kana's 15 minutes is up?

    I ate an engineer
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I can't decide was game to play next.

    probably a video game.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Meta question here: When Geth assigns the same person as Chatmaker and backup Chatmaker, is the time limit the same as if two separate people get Chat (so Kana has like 25 minutes to make a chat), or can we go crazy as soon as primary-Kana's 15 minutes is up?

    fuck you i'm the champ

    you can't take my time

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Alternately pretend I posted something about yuri, Watamote, Overwatch, and Kpop

    i'm thankful you didn't go for Watamote.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    @visiblehowl yeah, his name is Mr. Satan but he's a beloved hero figure! It's weird!

    Also, you get that discord invite/are good for wednesday's DnD?

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    @visiblehowl yeah, his name is Mr. Satan but he's a beloved hero figure! It's weird!

    Also, you get that discord invite/are good for wednesday's DnD?

    Satan's just a name.

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    This proves that Geth is unfit to pick a [chat]maker

    down with this farcical system

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Mineta is my favorite...
    ...airport in the San Jose metropolitan area.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2018
    Checking out a big cart. Another cart gets in line behind him. Asks me to open another lane. I tell him I’m sorry but I’m the only checker left at this time of night. He says, open another lane or I’m walking out. I say, I’ll be done here in just one minute. He walks out and leaves his whole cart of refrigerated stuff for me to frantically put back before it goes bad

    A+ customer

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Havelock2.0 wrote: »
    This proves that Geth is unfit to pick a [chat]maker

    down with this farcical system

    he could kill you and literally every other dissenter without using any effort

    rise up and be destroyed

    also

    https://youtu.be/lAIGb1lfpBw

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    visiblehowl yeah, his name is Mr. Satan but he's a beloved hero figure! It's weird!

    Also, you get that discord invite/are good for wednesday's DnD?

    Satan's just a name.

    Doesn't it mean liar? Fitting for the DBZ character who is a fraud.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Destroy all customers

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Checking out a big cart. Another cart gets in line behind him. Asks me to open another lane. I tell him I’m sorry but I’m the only checker left at this time of night. He says, open another lane or I’m walking out. I say, I’ll be done here in just one minute. He walks out and leaves his whole cart of refrigerated stuff for me to frantically put back before it goes bad

    A+ customer

    Can you ban customers cuz that’s fucked up

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    That's ill advised

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    It is technically possible but it takes so much bureaucratic escalation and evidence and repeat offenses and etc. it’s functionally impossible for anything but blatant, large scale theft or violence

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Meta question here: When Geth assigns the same person as Chatmaker and backup Chatmaker, is the time limit the same as if two separate people get Chat (so Kana has like 25 minutes to make a chat), or can we go crazy as soon as primary-Kana's 15 minutes is up?

    15 minutes

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    That's ill advised

    Yeah, don’t use your bare hands Atomika. Use your feet. Hands are for healing.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    can i help

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    In other news I started reading some of Nobuko Yoshiya's Hana Monogatari, which is like the series of stories that kinda founded the Class-S and then eventually yuri genres.

    Dis shit is waaay gayer than I was led to believe. Or really like, most other subsequent class-S. Yellow Rose has like, a whole 3 page section just with one girl explaining who fucking Sappho is.

    Also, this bit,

    "... What paltry support that was for one who was trying to make a shield of their love and boldly show it to the world! So it is that the sadness of those who love their own sex and therefore cannot live their lives in the form of a conventional marriage is redoubled by the chagrin of parents - for whom marriage represents the sole pinnacle of womanly achievement - and the opprobrium and scorn of everyone else."

    Yoshiya's frickin' filling shoujo magazines with "How to Lesbian 101" stories. I'm actually kind of amazed it took so long to get banned.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    That's ill advised

    Yeah, don’t use your bare hands Atomika. Use your feet. Hands are for healing.

    one hand is for love and the other is for hate

    i like to switch them up when fapping to reflect how i feel about myself

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    That's ill advised

    Yeah, don’t use your bare hands Atomika. Use your feet. Hands are for healing.

    Is that what kids are calling it nowadays

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    JUST EAT IT

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

    EAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
    GET YOURSELF AN EGG AND BEAT IT

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Alternately pretend I posted something about yuri, Watamote, Overwatch, and Kpop

    i'm thankful you didn't go for Watamote.

    watamote-48.png

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    can i help

    Yes he’s still here and the bartender just gave me the go-ahead

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    can i help

    Yes he’s still here and the bartender just gave me the go-ahead

    I feel it's my duty as a friend to remind you that a bartender is not legal counsel :P

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Alternately pretend I posted something about yuri, Watamote, Overwatch, and Kpop

    i'm thankful you didn't go for Watamote.

    watamote-48.png

    i'm sorry but Watamote makes me feel real bad.

    actually, no, that's a lie.

    i'm not sorry.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    can i help

    Yes he’s still here and the bartender just gave me the go-ahead

    I feel it's my duty as a friend to remind you that a bartender is not legal counsel :P

    This is a bar

    Where barristers ply their trade, if I recall

    I’ve passed the bar exam and now have my license to kill

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    You write like 1.5 OPs worth of effortposts per thread Kana so it's fine if you gotta phone one in now and then

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Morning

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    can i help

    Yes he’s still here and the bartender just gave me the go-ahead

    I feel it's my duty as a friend to remind you that a bartender is not legal counsel :P

    This is a bar

    Where barristers ply their trade, if I recall

    I’ve passed the bar exam and now have my license to kill

    This is a ... compelling case you've presented here, I have to admit

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    can i help

    Yes he’s still here and the bartender just gave me the go-ahead

    I feel it's my duty as a friend to remind you that a bartender is not legal counsel :P

    The Law of the Night

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    can i help

    Yes he’s still here and the bartender just gave me the go-ahead

    I feel it's my duty as a friend to remind you that a bartender is not legal counsel :P

    This is a bar

    Where barristers ply their trade, if I recall

    I’ve passed the bar exam and now have my license to kill

    This is a ... compelling case you've presented here, I have to admit

    The persecution rests

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    can i help

    Yes he’s still here and the bartender just gave me the go-ahead

    I feel it's my duty as a friend to remind you that a bartender is not legal counsel :P

    The Law of the Night

    Look my sister is a federal agent

    I know my rights

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    There’s a guy at the bar I want to murder with my bare hands and revel in his ruin

    can i help

    Yes he’s still here and the bartender just gave me the go-ahead

    I feel it's my duty as a friend to remind you that a bartender is not legal counsel :P

    The Law of the Night

    I will admit this is probably your jurisdiction, I may be overstepping my bounds!

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I have the right to kill horrible guys at the bar being loud about being a former marine and how he works in Hollywood as a drum machine player and that the B52s we’re totally a punk band you don’t even know

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I got a scratch card when buying a coke yesterday

    I digitally scratched it today. I won a coke zero. Like, not winning is fine. You don't have to insult me as well.

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