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So do you guys treat your cats like tiny furry baby people or what [nsf56k]

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If I had the space, maturirty and house I would buy these;

    A kitten, because OMG who doesn't love kittens? And they grow into playfull kittens, and then into lazy cats, but cute lazy cats.
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    A bassit hound puppy, because jesus my heart is leaking through my shirt as I stare into those eyes
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    And a long haired daschaund because Lord Dave's is adoreable. And I too want one to put hats on and take pictures of while it naps and stuff.
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    BlackCloud wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    BlackCloud wrote: »
    I call mine Korean food, my korean roommate gets mad at this every now and then.

    Also, people who talk to their pets like they can understand it makes my blood boil. "No, dog, do not eat that toilet paper. it is very bad for your health and may lead to unfortunate circumstances later on with your digestion!" No. No talking to pets like they're people.

    hey, I do that

    jerk

    Then theres a special circle of hell reserved for your kind. Also, cats suck.

    You are like the worst person for saying that. It is those sorts of opinions that are destroying America.

    Cats are the best pet because they are the smartest. I can't think of another pet that is more intelligent.

    I talk to my cats like they understand all the time. I don't even babytalk them. That is, I talk to them affectionately, but I don't talk down to them. Same with babies. I guess it's like the dad's philosphy in Meet the Fockers.

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Pigs are too smart for their own good. Fuckers learn how to open doors and gates.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    long-haired dachshunds are the adorablest

    but shelties

    shelties are the best

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  • Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    The way I see it, cats have standards. Any drooling retard can get a reasonably sociable dog to be his best friend, but cats are pickier.

    See though, cats have no valid reason to be picky. They are being fed and pampered for free. They should automatically be grateful for that.

    It reminds me of people who say "well, I can't get that flavor of cat food, because my cat won't eat it"

    and in my head I think "I bet if you left it in his bowl long enough without feeding him anything else, he would..."

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    so you mean we took cats from the wild some thousands of years ago, made them completely dependent on humanity, and they're supposed to be grateful?

    we're lucky they don't murder us in our sleep.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    so you mean we took cats from the wild some thousands of years ago, made them completely dependent on humanity, and they're supposed to be grateful?

    we're lucky they don't murder us in our sleep.

    what the hell is this?

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    They're just biding their time.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Tobasco wrote: »
    Cats always seem sort of detached and self-centered to me. As though the only reason they even look at you sometimes is because you give them food.

    I'm fairly certain that, if cats had opposable thumbs, they would group up with a bunch of other cats and perform a coup d’état on your house the next time you left it.

    Dogs, on the other hand, are awesome and are always totally psyched to see you
    The way I see it, cats have standards. Any drooling retard can get a reasonably sociable dog to be his best friend, but cats are pickier.

    Purple'd so hard.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What does that even mean?

    Don't make me fuschia you.
    Is that even an option in our pallette? I didn't check.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I have a picture of my dog wearing a headcrab

    This didn't happen unless you post a picture right now.

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    and Jesus I look horrible in that picture. I'm not that hompish in real life, I swear to God.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Nice tat stale.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mines better

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Stale you have ruined my vision of you as Ron Jeremy

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    PAT BULLARD

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    See, this place is so fucked up, I don't know if you are referring to something, or you are inter-yelling "Pat Bullard" for shits and giggles.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What's your tat roz, and if you say something emo, I'm going to beat you within an inch of death.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    See, this place is so fucked up, I don't know if you are referring to something, or you are inter-yelling "Pat Bullard" for shits and giggles.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    okay then

    see, you have to ask

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I have a picture of my dog wearing a headcrab

    This didn't happen unless you post a picture right now.







    and Jesus I look horrible in that picture. I'm not that hompish in real life, I swear to God.

    oh my god the look of resignation on the dog's face
    what else have you done to the poor thing

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Only sad lonely people have pets and picture collections of their aforementioned pets.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I have a picture of my dog wearing a headcrab

    This didn't happen unless you post a picture right now.







    and Jesus I look horrible in that picture. I'm not that hompish in real life, I swear to God.

    oh my god the look of resignation on the dog's face
    what else have you done to the poor thing

    "You see what I have to put up with?"

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What's your tat roz, and if you say something emo, I'm going to beat you within an inch of death.
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Put a heart around it and then under it "Larlar" in cursive

    I will pay you interdollars

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    He looks so shocked.

    I need to get a second tattoo, but I don't know what of.

    Maybe I'll get the first one finished.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My next tattoo is going to be LEFT and RIGHT on the insides of my wrists

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What is this Dateline to Catch a Predator shit.

    They dangle jailbait in front of guys for shits and giggles.

    I feel bad for the predators.

    On topic: I have a white cat. Its name is Luigi like from Super Mario Bros.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    adding a "y" to the end of each makes them infinitely funnier

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I have a picture of my dog wearing a headcrab

    This didn't happen unless you post a picture right now.







    and Jesus I look horrible in that picture. I'm not that hompish in real life, I swear to God.

    oh my god the look of resignation on the dog's face
    what else have you done to the poor thing

    "You see what I have to put up with?"

    i think it looks like more of a 'please end my suffering'

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    aw stale you have nice puppies

    *sigh*

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    gaaaaay

    bongi on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hate you

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    i'm sure stale would kiss it better

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My dog was spiderman for Halloween. I talked to her all the time, I mean she understand quite a few words and then most of the time I just have to pick a certain tone and she knows what's up.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    dogs can't be spiderman

    is no make sense

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you no make sense

    teefers why do we always fight on vacation

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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  • Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My cat's name is Siamese, because he is Siamese.

    I either call him Siamese or Winston Churchhill. He is constantly meowing, all the time. At first it's cute, then it's confusing.

    He is the coolest cat ever.

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