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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Indulgences typically spark the most outrage, but I kind of feel like they're not even close to the worst shit the Catholic Church has been responsible for over the centuries.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Well, not literally. Jesus is very clear, in no uncertain terms, that that doesn't work. It's one of the most fundamental parts of Christianity

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Well, not literally. Jesus is very clear, in no uncertain terms, that that doesn't work. It's one of the most fundamental parts of Christianity

    Creatively interpreting the Bible in ways that make rich people feel better has long been a very lucrative industry. I'm sure that hurdle has been covered many ways.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    Well, not literally. Jesus is very clear, in no uncertain terms, that that doesn't work. It's one of the most fundamental parts of Christianity

    Creatively interpreting the Bible in ways that make rich people feel better has long been a very lucrative industry. I'm sure that hurdle has been covered many ways.

    Sure but declaring the sky is actually red doesn't make it true

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Indulgences typically spark the most outrage, but I kind of feel like they're not even close to the worst shit the Catholic Church has been responsible for over the centuries.

    Look

    covering up child abuse is expensive


    And then there's usual expenses the catholic church incurs because everyjing must be covered in gold.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    What I'm saying is that we need to burn the catholic church to the ground and start again.

    Signed

    Someone raised catholic

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Sure, the first part.

    But maybe we just put off the second part for a few (thousand) years and see how things work out.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Yeah plenary indulgences is where I figured out there was no way this corrupt as fuck organization could be trusted as stewards of their own beliefs.

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Indulgences typically spark the most outrage, but I kind of feel like they're not even close to the worst shit the Catholic Church has been responsible for over the centuries.

    Look

    covering up child abuse is expensive


    And then there's usual expenses the catholic church incurs because everyjing must be covered in gold.

    Hoo boy, I've seen some of that. It's astounding how much wealth went into some of those old cathedrals. Palatial is a good word for the interiors.

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Let's cut the Church a bit of slack, guys.

    There are lots of religions that practice their faith in meager buildings with wooden furnishings and modest budgets.

    If you're gonna be the best and really grab people's attention, you gotta have soaring cathedrals and beautiful stained glass, with gold covering half the place. And that costs money!

    You know who doesn't just hand out money? God. You know who CAN just hand out money and not really care about it? Rich people.

    Add that to the fact that rich people are notorious for doing crazy dumb shit and you have a unending flow of cash. And since rich people stay rich, it's like a renewable resource. They'd be crazy not to tap into that!

    I mean sure, the guy they based their whole church on wouldn't have approved in any way. But that's okay, the head of the church speaks directly to God, so I'm sure they've had a chat and He's okay'd it!

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Man. This morning I woke up at the exact time when I should have been starting work. Thank god I live 6 minutes away from work so I wasnt actually too late. I havent slept in for work in years!

    Al_wat on
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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Good thing that drinking bird was there to decalcify the calcium ducts.

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    L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    El Skid wrote: »
    Let's cut the Church a bit of slack, guys.

    There are lots of religions that practice their faith in meager buildings with wooden furnishings and modest budgets.

    If you're gonna be the best and really grab people's attention, you gotta have soaring cathedrals and beautiful stained glass, with gold covering half the place. And that costs money!

    You know who doesn't just hand out money? God. You know who CAN just hand out money and not really care about it? Rich people.

    Add that to the fact that rich people are notorious for doing crazy dumb shit and you have a unending flow of cash. And since rich people stay rich, it's like a renewable resource. They'd be crazy not to tap into that!

    I mean sure, the guy they based their whole church on wouldn't have approved in any way. But that's okay, the head of the church speaks directly to God, so I'm sure they've had a chat and He's okay'd it!

    Ok L Ron Hubbard

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    So the tiny 2.5 employee company I worked for let me go. There was no longer money to pay me. No complaints, they gave me almost a full month's notice. I made a contingency plan when I started there three years ago and it worked: go to the company whose software we resold and ask for a job. It took all of a week and a half and I had a nice new 'implementation specialist' job that was 100% work at home.

    No gap in employment is good. BUT. My workload at the tiny company was so low that I could post here, play phalla, troll reddit, watch YouTube and play Slay the Spire all fucking day (which I am aware is why they ran out of money). I have a real job again, working at home, where all my cool stuff is, and am busy all of the time.

    Retirement is when?

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I realized today that I have a strong aversion to copying things across screens from left to right across my monitors. I always set up my work so that if I have to copy and paste, the information will always go from right to left. If I don't do it right away and try to copy something the other way around it feels super unnatural.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Interview was pushed to tomorrow due to some time-sensitive things coming up

    Which is fine, I mean, I still have a job here regardless sooo

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I love my job. I hope I'm doing good enough.

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    DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    Retirement is when?

    Wishful thinking is 45, more realistic but still a bit wishful is 55.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Got this patient with Munchausen syndrome who starves herself to look like a cancer patient and goes around to multiple hospitals in multiple states. She poses as her mother on her Facebook account and gofundme with 11k followers raising money to support her medical travels.

    Don't donate shit to people online.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I love my job. I hope I'm doing good enough.

    Asking that question of yourself usually indicates that you are.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I love my job. I hope I'm doing good enough.

    Asking that question of yourself usually indicates that you are.

    Thank you : )

    I love learning so much each day, but it's a lot to learn!

    This place really is awesome to work at.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I was just selected by that official Microsoft grant I applied for a while back for a bunch of computers and mixed reality equipment for my library.

    Huh.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I was just selected by that official Microsoft grant I applied for a while back for a bunch of computers and mixed reality equipment for my library.

    Huh.

    BUT DO THEY GIVE YOU BOOKS

    YOU NEED BOOKS, TIM

    THAT ONE RANDOM GUY SAID SO

    this is awesome, congrats!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I was just selected by that official Microsoft grant I applied for a while back for a bunch of computers and mixed reality equipment for my library.

    Huh.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Daimar wrote: »
    Retirement is when?

    Wishful thinking is 45, more realistic but still a bit wishful is 55.

    ...I think I’m going to be lucky to retire at 70.

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    Pff just get some virtual bookshelves with virtual books.

    Problem solved

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Got this patient with Munchausen syndrome who starves herself to look like a cancer patient and goes around to multiple hospitals in multiple states. She poses as her mother on her Facebook account and gofundme with 11k followers raising money to support her medical travels.

    Don't donate shit to people online.

    Munchausen is unsettling enough, but at least it's not Munchausen by proxy.

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Janson wrote: »
    Daimar wrote: »
    Retirement is when?

    Wishful thinking is 45, more realistic but still a bit wishful is 55.

    ...I think I’m going to be lucky to retire at 70.

    My wife is going to retire in less than 10 years. I am envious (of the retirement date, not the sh&t she has to put up with every day that she is working)

    El Skid on
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    Drake ChambersDrake Chambers Lay out my formal shorts. Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Daimar wrote: »
    Retirement is when?

    Wishful thinking is 45, more realistic but still a bit wishful is 55.

    ...I think I’m going to be lucky to retire at 70.

    I'd love to be done in my early 60's. Assuming relatively stable markets my retirement fund should be okay by then.

    If there's a big crash when I'm 60 though - yeah, I'll probably have to keep going.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Well, not literally. Jesus is very clear, in no uncertain terms, that that doesn't work. It's one of the most fundamental parts of Christianity

    Jesus was very clear that the only way for the rich to enter the kingdom of heaven is to become not-rich. One way to become not-rich is to give all your money to the poor. Who's supposed to be poor? The Church! Therefore, giving all your money to the Church is a Jesus-approved, A-OK way to get into Heaven! Yay Christianity! :wink:


    TheStig wrote: »
    Got this patient with Munchausen syndrome who starves herself to look like a cancer patient and goes around to multiple hospitals in multiple states. She poses as her mother on her Facebook account and gofundme with 11k followers raising money to support her medical travels.

    Don't donate shit to people online.

    If only there was some trustworthy place to donate to, that is supposed to take care of the sick, the poor, and the infirm... Like a mass of congregating people with a mission, or something...

    Like a government!

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    @Drake Chambers did you have a nice company picnic too?

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Daimar wrote: »
    Retirement is when?

    Wishful thinking is 45, more realistic but still a bit wishful is 55.

    ...I think I’m going to be lucky to retire at 70.

    Hey, you never know...

    I mean, there might be a revolution before then...

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    I was just selected by that official Microsoft grant I applied for a while back for a bunch of computers and mixed reality equipment for my library.

    Huh.

    BUT DO THEY GIVE YOU BOOKS

    YOU NEED BOOKS, TIM

    THAT ONE RANDOM GUY SAID SO

    this is awesome, congrats!

    Than have VR books! Put on the glasses and look at your hands. There is a book in them now!

    I guess this makes me on the cutting edge of education technology. *Flex*

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Daimar wrote: »
    Retirement is when?

    Wishful thinking is 45, more realistic but still a bit wishful is 55.

    ...I think I’m going to be lucky to retire at 70.

    I don't think I will ever retire fully I've just accepted the fate at this point

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    Pff just get some virtual bookshelves with virtual books.

    Problem solved

    This would be the most cyberpunk shit

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    Drake ChambersDrake Chambers Lay out my formal shorts. Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    @Drake Chambers did you have a nice company picnic too?

    It was awesome! Only real downside was one coworker didn't make it because of a blown tire on the way in. Someone left early to bring him and his kids plates of delicious barbecue and drive his kids home, while he waited on the side of the road for a total of five hours for a tow.

    It was a good time and I ate way too much in the way of smoked brisket, ribs, and the awesome dessert my wife made. The hosting family has a great dog and my six-year-old played with him for probably an hour straight. A good time was definitely had by all and I'm especially glad my wife made it out for some adult socializing as she's stay-at-home mom right now and has very few significant adult interactions in her day-to-day life.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I knew when I was in junior high I was not going to retire because of the portents of doom at the time which are just on the horizon now

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    I was just selected by that official Microsoft grant I applied for a while back for a bunch of computers and mixed reality equipment for my library.

    Huh.

    BUT DO THEY GIVE YOU BOOKS

    YOU NEED BOOKS, TIM

    THAT ONE RANDOM GUY SAID SO

    this is awesome, congrats!

    Than have VR books! Put on the glasses and look at your hands. There is a book in them now!

    I guess this makes me on the cutting edge of education technology. *Flex*

    Eeww virtual books? No thanks. Nothing can replace the feeling of holding a real ebook reader in your hand.
    Kids these days.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    @Drake Chambers did you have a nice company picnic too?

    It was awesome! Only real downside was one coworker didn't make it because of a blown tire on the way in. Someone left early to bring him and his kids plates of delicious barbecue and drive his kids home, while he waited on the side of the road for a total of five hours for a tow.

    It was a good time and I ate way too much in the way of smoked brisket, ribs, and the awesome dessert my wife made. The hosting family has a great dog and my six-year-old played with him for probably an hour straight. A good time was definitely had by all and I'm especially glad my wife made it out for some adult socializing as she's stay-at-home mom right now and has very few significant adult interactions in her day-to-day life.

    Five hours!

    It sounds like a great day though!

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    In my efforts to pump up my inevitable teaching resume I decided to get into after-school activities this year.

    So that is how I am now going to help out/work with the Gaming Club at the high school every Friday after school.

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