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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IkddsjtAA

Clue is a great movie
I don't care that Ending 3 is logically impossible, it feels the most thematically appropriate.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i heart clue

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    fastest OP ever?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Chanus, what if the dog barks when you slap the booty

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Clue was a great movie.

    Imagine if that kind of movie was released today. "I will not stand for microtransactions in my movie experience!"

    Jubal77 on
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    fastest OP ever?

    I've been faster. Usually when I had a draft lying around and launched a coup about Undertale

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus, what if the dog barks when you slap the booty

    some cultures think that is good luck

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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public

    why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
    why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
    why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i wonder what the turnout for this primary will be

    seems like more than previous ones just from like anecdotally looking at my polling station

    but also my district's state senate seat is contested

    also look at the shape of this district https://www.nysenate.gov/district/20

    poo
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public

    why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
    why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
    why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing

    But all that stuff is just for bad people who are bad

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    YOURE IMPOSSIBLE

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Why is ending 3 impossible?

    The main complaints are
    -Colonel Mustard didn't know about the secret passage before the motorist died.
    -The editing suggests Mrs White stayed upstairs and wasn't in the billiard room with Yvette

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i wonder what the turnout for this primary will be

    seems like more than previous ones just from like anecdotally looking at my polling station

    but also my district's state senate seat is contested

    also look at the shape of this district https://www.nysenate.gov/district/20

    that’s quite a shape

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Alright no more news stories about personal relationships in video games because yeesh

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    RMS oceanic out here spinning the tires to warm them up at the drag strip

    Engine revving

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i wonder what the turnout for this primary will be

    seems like more than previous ones just from like anecdotally looking at my polling station

    but also my district's state senate seat is contested

    also look at the shape of this district https://www.nysenate.gov/district/20

    that’s quite a shape

    Partisan electoral constituency boundary drawing delenda est

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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    the idea that some random punk who has nothing to do with Spiderman got his marriage proposal seen by (I assume at this point) millions of people is just stupid to me

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public

    why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
    why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
    why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing

    First is usually after discussion have happened. But it is not a required thing. I know more than a few folks whose proposals consists of sitting on couches going, "Want to get married?" "Sure".

    Second is new and weird and I don't get. Feels like a manufactured thing by Hallmark.

    Third marriage and childbirth are community events because they are changes in ones community. Though we don't live in small villages anymore but our social groups are not that far off when it comes to proxies and changes in that social group are public affairs because we are social creatures.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    oh sorry i guess that's technically politics


    so

    how about uhhh

    i dunno

    moose

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akGWOpcWfrQ

    poo
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Chanus OP? That was just a red herring!

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    oh sorry i guess that's technically politics


    so

    how about uhhh

    i dunno

    moose

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akGWOpcWfrQ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP1iCFDOe1U

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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    we sacrificed small communities on the altar of technological progress

    we shouldn't be picking its bones for meat so many years after its death

    but yes I suppose that makes sense as far as origin

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Gender reveal parties do seem dumb though.

    Celebrate kids are occurring. That I am fine with. No one will know the actual gender of the kid for a while anyway.

    Mazzyx on
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public

    why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
    why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
    why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing

    All but 1 ex told me they dreamed of having a grandiose proposal in a public setting, like at disney world.

    When I was under 30, a lot of the relationship pains were trying to reign in the expectations that life is not a movie with Ryan Gosling in it. No one actually wants that, and when you do get it it feels really awkward more than it feels romantic.

    I thought I had to do it, they would think they wanted it or expected it. The worst part was one of them kept track of how often I'd get them flowers or chocolate and if too much time had pass they'd tell me I was a shit boyfriend for not doing it enough, but oh if I get her flowers this week or next week it'll be because she told me and it doesn't count then because it wasn't me thinking of her, just being reminded about it. That was fun.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus OP? That was just a red herring!

    Yeah but there's one thing I don't understand

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public

    why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
    why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
    why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing

    One simple rule to live by, everyone forgets it:

    Real Gs move in silence like a mute driving a new hybrid

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    we sacrificed small communities on the altar of technological progress

    we shouldn't be picking its bones for meat so many years after its death

    but yes I suppose that makes sense as far as origin

    we super didn't! I mean *gestures around*

    my dudes, there are like 40 regulars here

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    also it’s sex reveal

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    All ladyjubs wants is a simple battlestar galactica themed wedding. At least that is what her hints point at heh.

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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public

    why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
    why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
    why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing

    All but 1 ex told me they dreamed of having a grandiose proposal in a public setting, like at disney world.

    When I was under 30, a lot of the relationship pains were trying to reign in the expectations that life is not a movie with Ryan Gosling in it. No one actually wants that, and when you do get it it feels really awkward more than it feels romantic.

    I thought I had to do it, they would think they wanted it or expected it. The worst part was one of them kept track of how often I'd get them flowers or chocolate and if too much time had pass they'd tell me I was a shit boyfriend for not doing it enough, but oh if I get her flowers this week or next week it'll be because she told me and it doesn't count then because it wasn't me thinking of her, just being reminded about it. That was fun.

    That sounds like a fucking nightmare
    I'm glad they're exes.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I dunno Bowen, life is kinda like Bladerunner2077 if you think about it.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    we sacrificed small communities on the altar of technological progress

    we shouldn't be picking its bones for meat so many years after its death

    but yes I suppose that makes sense as far as origin

    we super didn't! I mean *gestures around*

    my dudes, there are like 40 regulars here

    it’s closer to like 150 but still relatively small

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    All ladyjubs wants is a simple battlestar galactica themed wedding. At least that is what her hints point at heh.

    That'd be a cool ass wedding.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i only know this because of that list that used to be in my sig heh

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    All ladyjubs wants is a simple battlestar galactica themed wedding. At least that is what her hints point at heh.

    So some of your guests are secret murder robots and you play a bad cover of All Along The Watchtower at low volume under every song? :biggrin:

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    I dislike how much of adult relationships is expected to be somehow public

    why do marriage proposals gotta be this big ordeal in front of people
    why do we have to do this whole gender reveal party nonsense for babies
    why is there so much public involvement on such a private thing

    lol one of my fears about weddings is just being in a wedding and the center of attention in any regard

    poo
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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Dronus86 wrote: »
    we sacrificed small communities on the altar of technological progress

    we shouldn't be picking its bones for meat so many years after its death

    but yes I suppose that makes sense as far as origin

    we super didn't! I mean *gestures around*

    my dudes, there are like 40 regulars here

    I suppose that's true

    small communities are evolving! (doot doot doot) (weird internet noise)

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Do a gender reveal party and imply the cake will answer the question but the cake is just funfetti.

    When older relatives respond in confusion, be increasingly obtuse until they ask about the baby’s genitals, at which point you accuse them of being a pedophile.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    There are three regulars and their alts. Chanus is the only real person.

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