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The Burgerrrrrr I mean [Bad Food] Thread

XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
The burgs may be good, but the calories, fat, and cholesterol are so bad

Phases 2 and 3

Roasted apple slices in bacon fat, butter and brown sugar
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Grill em up while the bacon and onion are in a 150 degree oven
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Top with bacon, onion, cheese, and the apple
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/drool
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Top with dippy egg ....
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Easily the best burger I've ever had
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Keep your garbage 70s jello/tuna/pineapple food out of here

Good bad food is the best bad food


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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Man you can't regular what kind of bad food is going down here

    You make a Bad Food Thread you get all the bad food

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    That OP looks so delicious.

    So that means I need instruction on how to make egg that actually tastes good. I've never been able to make them super tasty. I'm not a big fan of egg.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Syphyre wrote: »
    That OP looks so delicious.

    So that means I need instruction on how to make egg that actually tastes good. I've never been able to make them super tasty. I'm not a big fan of egg.

    I kind of just put them in melted butter, cook till the white has set, flip them, turn off the burner, and sprinkle a bit of garlic salt and black pepper on them for a basic dippy egg

    Xaquin on
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    holy shit Xaquin

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    my rule of thumb with burg construction is if the burg is any less than 2/3 patty in between the buns, it's too complicated

    By weight, height, or volume?

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Do you think the apple slices on the burger are better than, say, dicing them up and adding them into the patties themselves?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do you think the apple slices on the burger are better than, say, dicing them up and adding them into the patties themselves?

    That's a good question!

    I'll maybe try that next time. Everything except the bacon was melt in your mouth. I like my bacon really crispy though.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    my rule of thumb with burg construction is if the burg is any less than 2/3 patty in between the buns, it's too complicated

    By weight, height, or volume?

    height

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Doordash's delivery person gave my food to some random woman that he assumed was my wife. Without calling me, which I explicitly asked for because I live in a giant apartment complex. It's a little more annoying because this is the second time Doordash has made a really dumb mistake.

    I think I am done using Doordash's service!

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Eh, it is what it is. I got them to refund the order and we ordered food through Grubhub who have been generally extremely reliable in this area.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Doordash's delivery person gave my food to some random woman that he assumed was my wife. Without calling me, which I explicitly asked for because I live in a giant apartment complex. It's a little more annoying because this is the second time Doordash has made a really dumb mistake.

    I think I am done using Doordash's service!

    I hope you ordered something that lady hates.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Doordash's delivery person gave my food to some random woman that he assumed was my wife. Without calling me, which I explicitly asked for because I live in a giant apartment complex. It's a little more annoying because this is the second time Doordash has made a really dumb mistake.

    I think I am done using Doordash's service!

    Wow those are some awful drivers. Every time I get Doordash they always ask for my name and if I ordered food. I figured that was supposed to be universal across all their drivers to avoid that situation.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Doordash's delivery person gave my food to some random woman that he assumed was my wife. Without calling me, which I explicitly asked for because I live in a giant apartment complex. It's a little more annoying because this is the second time Doordash has made a really dumb mistake.

    I think I am done using Doordash's service!

    Wow those are some awful drivers. Every time I get Doordash they always ask for my name and if I ordered food. I figured that was supposed to be universal across all their drivers to avoid that situation.

    The good delivery drivers in this area all seem to be working for Grubhub.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do you think the apple slices on the burger are better than, say, dicing them up and adding them into the patties themselves?

    I think it'd be better to cook them separately, that lets the apples get really good and caramelized from the roasting.
    They're not going to be able to do that if they're wrapped in burger.

    I wonder if the extra moisture from the apples may make the patty more prone to falling apart on the grill too.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Man who just accepts someone else's food?

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Do you think the apple slices on the burger are better than, say, dicing them up and adding them into the patties themselves?

    I think it'd be better to cook them separately, that lets the apples get really good and caramelized from the roasting.
    They're not going to be able to do that if they're wrapped in burger.

    I wonder if the extra moisture from the apples may make the patty more prone to falling apart on the grill too.

    I mean you would absolutely caramelize them first and then put them in the burger. This is 2018, we have the technology.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Doordash's delivery person gave my food to some random woman that he assumed was my wife. Without calling me, which I explicitly asked for because I live in a giant apartment complex. It's a little more annoying because this is the second time Doordash has made a really dumb mistake.

    I think I am done using Doordash's service!

    I literally very explicitly warned you about this months ago!!!

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Bad food thread, I'm about to head out to eat sushi where they sell it by the plate on a conveyor belt, all plates the same price. It is my birthday and I plan on going hog wild.

    Place you bets now on how many plates of sushi I eat.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Bad food thread, I'm about to head out to eat sushi where they sell it by the plate on a conveyor belt, all plates the same price. It is my birthday and I plan on going hog wild.

    Place you bets now on how many plates of sushi I eat.

    30 +/- 10.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Doordash's delivery person gave my food to some random woman that he assumed was my wife. Without calling me, which I explicitly asked for because I live in a giant apartment complex. It's a little more annoying because this is the second time Doordash has made a really dumb mistake.

    I think I am done using Doordash's service!

    I literally very explicitly warned you about this months ago!!!

    holy shit did you

    I did not remember, and have been destroyed by my own hubris

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Bad food thread, I'm about to head out to eat sushi where they sell it by the plate on a conveyor belt, all plates the same price. It is my birthday and I plan on going hog wild.

    Place you bets now on how many plates of sushi I eat.

    23.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Bad food thread, I'm about to head out to eat sushi where they sell it by the plate on a conveyor belt, all plates the same price. It is my birthday and I plan on going hog wild.

    Place you bets now on how many plates of sushi I eat.

    Drawing on all my The Price is Right knowledge...

    1

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Xaquin how far to I have to travel to get me one of those burgs

    God damn.

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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Bad food thread, I'm about to head out to eat sushi where they sell it by the plate on a conveyor belt, all plates the same price. It is my birthday and I plan on going hog wild.

    Place you bets now on how many plates of sushi I eat.

    Are you drinking too? This plays into the calculation. =P

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Bad food thread, I'm about to head out to eat sushi where they sell it by the plate on a conveyor belt, all plates the same price. It is my birthday and I plan on going hog wild.

    Place you bets now on how many plates of sushi I eat.

    Happy birthday!

    Eat one for every year you are.

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Syphyre wrote: »
    That OP looks so delicious.

    So that means I need instruction on how to make egg that actually tastes good. I've never been able to make them super tasty. I'm not a big fan of egg.

    I kind of just put them in melted butter, cook till the white has set, flip them, turn off the burner, and sprinkle a bit of garlic salt and black pepper on them for a basic dippy egg

    I am going to have to give this a shot.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Xaquin how far to I have to travel to get me one of those burgs

    God damn.

    From wherever you are to Maryland!

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Doordash's delivery person gave my food to some random woman that he assumed was my wife. Without calling me, which I explicitly asked for because I live in a giant apartment complex. It's a little more annoying because this is the second time Doordash has made a really dumb mistake.

    I think I am done using Doordash's service!

    I had that with grocery delivery from Hello Fresh when they came to our area. The guy pulled up and asked our neighbor if he was me, neighbor days yeah and the guy handed over the groceries. Thankfully our neighbor brought them over to me because he was a very nice man.

    I still couldn't believe he just handed someone all that though.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Doordash's delivery person gave my food to some random woman that he assumed was my wife. Without calling me, which I explicitly asked for because I live in a giant apartment complex. It's a little more annoying because this is the second time Doordash has made a really dumb mistake.

    I think I am done using Doordash's service!

    I literally very explicitly warned you about this months ago!!!

    holy shit did you

    I did not remember, and have been destroyed by my own hubris

    Well I told you Doordash was the worst of them, at least
    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Thread I've made a most terrible discovery.

    DoorDash, which does delivery for some local restaurants, also has all the junky-but-tasty mall places. Red Robin, Cheesecake Factory, Uno. You know the ones.

    My wife had a really tough week so we had Red Robin food delivered to our apartment.

    This terrible knowledge is sure to wreak a most terrible toll. On my waistline.

    DoorDash has been the worst alongside Grubhub and Uber Eats that I've tried, but I guess it's true that they'd be how you hit places like that.

    Also, are Red Robin and Uno mall places? I'd only seen them as standalone joints.

    I mostly see them in malls. Worst how? We've used them to order from an Indian place in town that doesn't have delivery and had mostly good experiences.

    It's the only one that's had significantly late deliveries (like an hour+). Also the app has more weird hiccups.

    Not the worst indictments against it, but I figured if the other options are a little better might as well use those.

    Edit: Also I've got like a dozen Indian places that deliver on each of the platforms so that's not an issue for me :P

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    all plates the same price

    I am instantly extremely wary of this place

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I made carrot and raisin salad tonight.

    I am super super pleased.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    I bought a cheap panini press. I'm gonna panini so many things.

    Dinner yesterday was pizza sauce, pepperoni and mozzarella in a white bread sandwich, panini'd for a minute (and, like, four of them). It might be too easy.

    David_T on
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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Dear Bad Food thread:

    For breakfast, should I make some pancakes with a lunch meat side, or should I go to mcdonalds? Keeping in mind I don't have a measuring cup.

    Elaro on
    Children's rights are human rights.
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    WassermeloneWassermelone Registered User regular
    There's a burger place near me called Fat Hippo.

    They do a spicy peanut butter and bacon jam burger. It's glorious

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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Syphyre wrote: »
    That OP looks so delicious.

    So that means I need instruction on how to make egg that actually tastes good. I've never been able to make them super tasty. I'm not a big fan of egg.

    The answer is salt.

    Your fried rice doesn't taste good? Not enough salt. Your eggs don't taste good? Not enough salt. Your roasted corn is bland? Not enough salt.

    The answer is always more salt.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    My salt isn't salty enough!

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Dear Bad Food thread:

    Crisis averted. I ate a bowl of cereal.

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    My salt isn't salty enough!

    You are salty enough.

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