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The Burgerrrrrr I mean [Bad Food] Thread

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    kilnborn wrote: »
    Syphyre wrote: »
    That OP looks so delicious.

    So that means I need instruction on how to make egg that actually tastes good. I've never been able to make them super tasty. I'm not a big fan of egg.

    The answer is salt.

    Your fried rice doesn't taste good? Not enough salt. Your eggs don't taste good? Not enough salt. Your roasted corn is bland? Not enough salt.

    The answer is always more salt.

    My blood pressure is 900/500, should I add more salt?

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Boom

    Got em

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Sorry, did someone say "bring me your garbage 70s jello/tuna/pineapple foods"?

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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    Texas Roadhouse?

    More like shitty food and shitty music.

    I spent $15 on what was basically Kraft Mac and cheese, deep fried meat flavored battered, and the world's smallest sweet potato.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    LS ....

    Actually I could see the last one working

    Edit: BEEF CARD 32

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I wish I had a whole collection of beef cards.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    LS ....

    Actually I could see the last one working

    Edit: BEEF CARD 32

    I was moderately on board with the beef cups until I saw that you were supposed to cook them in the microwave.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    My salt isn't salty enough!

    Then I'm afraid it is good for nothing but to be cast out and trodden under the feet of men.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Hey

    Hey guys

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    Who likes sandwiches

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    "May I please have the spaghetti in curry mayo with pickled herring and hard-boiled egg sandwich?"

    -said no one, ever

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    On the other hand, the pate, bacon and fried mushroom sandwich sounds awesome.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    It's like they took a bunch of ok ideas and then added one thing to make it garbage

    "Oh hey, how about bacon, lettuce, and tomato"

    ".... should we add something like goose down in jello?"

    "Perfect!"

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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    LS ....

    Actually I could see the last one working

    Edit: BEEF CARD 32

    I was moderately on board with the beef cups until I saw that you were supposed to cook them in the microwave.

    So here's my thought.

    Muffin pan. Line sides. Add mushrooms, some cheese, bacon... hmm... onions? Something to the middle of the beef. I dunno, I think that could get somewhere, just stick to "things that go on burgers". And cook it in the oven, for god's sake.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Hey

    Hey guys

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    Who likes sandwiches

    where's the picture of sandwiches 5 to 20?

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    All of those would also be served on whole grain rye bread, a quite dense bread, which affects the flavor profile.

    I've never heard of spaghetti smorgasbord, I will say. Curried herring is a traditional topping but not with pasta.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    #pipe wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    all plates the same price

    I am instantly extremely wary of this place

    They adjust the portions on the plates to make it work, some plates have a single piece of high end sashimi on them, others have like 4 pieces of spicy tuna rolls. There's a slot at each table and you put your plates in the slot, and a little screen keeps tabs on what you've eaten. The screen also allows you to special order things, which come on a separate conveyor belt above the constantly rotating one. There's actually a fair amount of stuff that costs more than the flat rate that you can order through the touchscreens.

    They maintain freshness by having all the plates covered by little domes that open when you touch the edge of the plate. And by sheer volume. It took about 2 hours from when we checked in until we were seated because they were so busy.

    I ended up having a beer and a beef bowl, so I only ended up grabbing 4 plates off the conveyor belt.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Hey

    Hey guys

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    Who likes sandwiches

    9 and 15 could be ok I think

    Depending on the quality and quantity of the ingredients

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Hey

    Hey guys

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    Who likes sandwiches

    Is it bad that I don't find the majority of these that unappealing?

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Number 20 is the one that jumps out at me as yuck.

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Sorry, did someone say "bring me your garbage 70s jello/tuna/pineapple foods"?

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    Instead of beef as meat used on the outside, use chicken as the meat but on the inside and a sort of flaky pie crust on the outside.

    And instead of a microwave, bake it in an oven.

    Give me a chicken pot pie is what I'm saying.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    The description of something as being "in mayonnaise" is eulgh.

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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    I'm almost certainly going to make this for a halloween party this year. (credit to FB add for ready made version. =P)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funeral_potatoes

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'd kill for that

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'd kill for that

    I don't mean to question the price of your services in this regard, but, seriously, that's like 10 maybe 15 dollars at any grocery store for ingredients sufficient to make 4 or 5 batches.

    I'm just saying, if you're willing to kill for bad food, you may want to aim a little higher when setting your rates.

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'd kill for that

    I don't mean to question the price of your services in this regard, but, seriously, that's like 10 maybe 15 dollars at any grocery store for ingredients sufficient to make 4 or 5 batches.

    I'm just saying, if you're willing to kill for bad food, you may want to aim a little higher when setting your rates.

    Pretty judgey in the bad food thread.

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    m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'd kill for that

    Are the murderers typically invited to the funeral?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    No see it was a killing / funeral food joke

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    m!ttens wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'd kill for that

    Are the murderers typically invited to the funeral?

    Oyah, it's the Midwest donchaknow.

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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    E.Coyote wrote: »
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    Halloween stuff is coming out earlier and earlier.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    god that is such weasel-wording
    "made with 100% real potatoes"
    if there is any measurable amount of potato in the product then they're legally in the clear

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    No see it was a killing / funeral food joke

    Ah, okay.
    *quietly puts away list of names and three potato casseroles.*

    I get jokes.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    all plates the same price

    I am instantly extremely wary of this place

    Place across the street from me did this when they first opened to get the word out and generate business. It worked, I ate the a bunch the first month they opened. Now I go about once a month.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Dammit Lost Salient

    May your meals be filled with surprise hot dogs

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    l_gl_g Registered User regular
    It's not the best burger, but one of the best meat sandwiches out there is to get yourself a whole bunch of grilled satay skewers, take all the meat off the skewers and put them between bread with a bunch of satay sauce and whatever NOT AVOCADO vegetables you want, preferably including raw onions/raw green onions and pickled carrots/daikon

    Then you eat that and think to yourself

    "I know shawarma is great but mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn thisssssssssss"

    Cole's Law: "Thinly sliced cabbage."
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    this is avocado discrimination and I won't stand for it

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    l_gl_g Registered User regular
    this is avocado discrimination and I won't stand for it

    Avocados are great but avocados with a whole lot of satay sauce is just too goopy

    Cole's Law: "Thinly sliced cabbage."
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Look there’s good food, bad food, and avocados

    It’s science

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    l_g wrote: »
    this is avocado discrimination and I won't stand for it

    Avocados are great but avocados with a whole lot of satay sauce is just too goopy

    would you say that's an avocadon't?

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    LS ....

    Actually I could see the last one working

    Edit: BEEF CARD 32

    Mmm microwaved meat that's microwaved again

    Deliciously Resilient!

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