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The [NFL] officially blows ass.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited September 2018


    Reminds me of when Kyle Orton told a reporter he was going to "some meeting, I'll talk to you later", left his gear and phone in the locker room, and never came back. But that happened after a regular season ended, and not mid-game

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    ph blake wrote: »

    Yeah, I'm switching him out of my backup QB position next week in place of A-A-Ron

    Next week Rodgers will have a career best game with 2 rushing TDs. Mahomes will get strip-sacked into oblivion.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Xehalus wrote: »
    Did anyone see Fitzpatrick at the press conference? My god.

    Edit: Found it

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    Fitztime

    That is the most "Pirate but it's 2018" ass looking dude I've ever seen.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular


    Reminds me of when Kyle Orton told a reporter he was going to "some meeting, I'll talk to you later", left his gear and phone in the locker room, and never came back. But that happened after a regular season ended, and not mid-game
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Vontae Ottis Davis (/ˈvɒnteɪ/; born May 27, 1988) is a retired American football cornerback for the Buffalo Bills of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football at Illinois, and was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the first round of the 2009 NFL Draft. He has also played for the Indianapolis Colts, with whom he made two Pro Bowls.
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    Buffalo Bills
    On February 26, 2018, Davis signed a one-year deal with the Buffalo Bills worth up to $5 million, with $3.5 million guaranteed.[66][44] During the September 16, 2018 game against the LA Chargers, Davis removed himself from play during the first half, stating he was "done". In a statement made by the coach, it was stated that it is not immediately clear whether he meant to retire or simply leave that particular game.[67]

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2018
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    Tox wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »
    Did anyone see Fitzpatrick at the press conference? My god.

    Edit: Found it

    10UodxB.png

    Fitztime

    That is the most "Pirate but it's 2018" ass looking dude I've ever seen.

    I love Fitz but he reminds me too much of Conor McGregor there.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Patriots have run into MAXIMUMBORT

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
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    "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

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    LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    He looks like a pirate club owner from the '70s.

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Seeing this Jags performance makes me real good about the Giants.

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    Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    Hah that Brady run was so slow and old and wonderful.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    "New England back from the dead!" says the color commentator after that fumble turnover.

    Right, because the Jags' D hasn't been a monster all game and Bortles and company haven't been playing some damn good football on offense. It wasn't a rookie mistake by the receiver, just that New England wasn't playing up to their normal standards. They've been going easy on the Jags because it's early in the season. What blatant fucking fav--

    *Tom fucking Brady runs for a 1st down on 3rd and 6*

    ...gaaawdd fine.

    *waits for the Patriots to turn this into Superbowl 51, the Sequel: This Time It's In Jacksonville*

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Bucs will see the transition from Fitzmagic to Fitztragic soon enough. But for now, enjoy.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Did you Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard?

    I bet you didn't know that

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Did you Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard?

    I bet you didn't know that

    thank’s

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
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    Fondor_YardsFondor_Yards Elite Four Member: Hydra Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    "New England back from the dead!" says the color commentator after that fumble turnover.

    Right, because the Jags' D hasn't been a monster all game and Bortles and company haven't been playing some damn good football on offense. It wasn't a rookie mistake by the receiver, just that New England wasn't playing up to their normal standards. They've been going easy on the Jags because it's early in the season. What blatant fucking fav--

    *Tom fucking Brady runs for a 1st down on 3rd and 6*

    ...gaaawdd fine.

    *waits for the Patriots to turn this into Superbowl 51, the Sequel: This Time It's In Jacksonville*

    Here we go...

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Jake Butt, professional tight end

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    Kai_SanKai_San Commonly known as Klineshrike! Registered User regular
    Nah fuck that, the Patriots aren't winning.

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    pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    Those Jacksonville receivers are fast

    psn tooaware, friend code SW-4760-0062-3248 it me
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    that was a friendly spot for the Raiders

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    That's a bullshit flag

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Lol the Giants played the Jags closer than the Pats did.

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    Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    I think every field goal or kick off this Patriots game has had a penalty on someone.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    Jake Butt, professional tight end

    I’ve told this story before, but my sister is in med school at Michigan and I told her she should start dating him, because then if they got married she could be Doctor Butt.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Marshawn Lynch is a strong dude

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Lol the Giants played the Jags closer than the Pats did.

    Because The Giants are good.

    Actually, tonight's game will tell me.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2018
    @Metzger Meister

    I'm sorry but I'm rooting for the Raiders to go 0-16 because I don't like Gruden.

    HOLY SHIT that field goal was close.

    Wonder if Kahlil Mack could have helped them in this tough low scoring game.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Las Vegas Grudens 0-2

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    I fully expect the Cowboys to disappoint me again in short order, the consolation at least is if they do that means @Raijin Quickfoot will be pleased.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I fully expect the Cowboys to disappoint me again in short order, the consolation at least is if they do that means @Raijin Quickfoot will be pleased.

    Please me, Cowboy.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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    god is good

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular

    16 of them were in the Vikings/Packers game.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ugh... Chris Collinsworth.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2018
    Ugh... Safety stumbled.

    Great start NY

    Whoops. Didn't realize I triple posted.

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    pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    Giants defense having trouble getting to the edges

    psn tooaware, friend code SW-4760-0062-3248 it me
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I HATED that punt

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    One thing sticks out to me about Davis's statement.
    willfully embrace the warrior mentality and limp away too late

    I think I want to engrave that onto a cricket bat and smack a few coaches with it.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    "New England back from the dead!" says the color commentator after that fumble turnover.

    Right, because the Jags' D hasn't been a monster all game and Bortles and company haven't been playing some damn good football on offense. It wasn't a rookie mistake by the receiver, just that New England wasn't playing up to their normal standards. They've been going easy on the Jags because it's early in the season. What blatant fucking fav--

    *Tom fucking Brady runs for a 1st down on 3rd and 6*

    ...gaaawdd fine.

    *waits for the Patriots to turn this into Superbowl 51, the Sequel: This Time It's In Jacksonville*

    Here we go...

    The long dark will return to the New England area.
    The beast of the bog felt the deal is over with the pitiful sacrifice this summer.
    This is only the beginning

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