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  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    Welp, I ain’t ever going into the water again.

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  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    A man at a refinery near here died by being sucked through suction line of a tank to the water circulation pump. He was part of a night crew and slipped off the walkway over the open water tank on his way out to take a break.

  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    What happened to that crab was worse than what happened to that office girl in Jurassic World.

  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    Welp, I ain’t ever going into the water again.

    It seems I never actually understood why construction/maintenance divers get paid so well.

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/19/sunspot-new-mexico-solar-observatory-evacuation-explained-fbi-docs/1365325002/
    The sudden and previously unexplained evacuation of a New Mexico solar observatory on Sept. 6 was prompted by a child pornography investigation, according to Federal Bureau of Investigation documents.

    An individual is suspected of "utilizing the wireless internet service of the National Solar Observatory in Sunspot, New Mexico, to download and distribute child pornography,” Reuters reported Wednesday, citing newly unsealed FBI records.

    A laptop at the facility was seized without the knowledge of the suspect — a janitor, the Albuquerque Journal reported. The evacuation came after that person became increasingly agitated, prompting concerns about the safety of staff at the observatory, the publication reports.

    In the wake of the evacuation and closure, officials provided little information, leading to widespread speculation and conspiracy theories. The observatory's proximity to Roswell — the site of an alleged UFO crash — helped fuel speculation, Reuters says.

    QAnon are going to eat this up.

  • SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/19/sunspot-new-mexico-solar-observatory-evacuation-explained-fbi-docs/1365325002/
    The sudden and previously unexplained evacuation of a New Mexico solar observatory on Sept. 6 was prompted by a child pornography investigation, according to Federal Bureau of Investigation documents.

    An individual is suspected of "utilizing the wireless internet service of the National Solar Observatory in Sunspot, New Mexico, to download and distribute child pornography,” Reuters reported Wednesday, citing newly unsealed FBI records.

    A laptop at the facility was seized without the knowledge of the suspect — a janitor, the Albuquerque Journal reported. The evacuation came after that person became increasingly agitated, prompting concerns about the safety of staff at the observatory, the publication reports.

    In the wake of the evacuation and closure, officials provided little information, leading to widespread speculation and conspiracy theories. The observatory's proximity to Roswell — the site of an alleged UFO crash — helped fuel speculation, Reuters says.

    QAnon are going to eat this up.

    And so the flowchart grows.

  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/19/sunspot-new-mexico-solar-observatory-evacuation-explained-fbi-docs/1365325002/
    The sudden and previously unexplained evacuation of a New Mexico solar observatory on Sept. 6 was prompted by a child pornography investigation, according to Federal Bureau of Investigation documents.

    An individual is suspected of "utilizing the wireless internet service of the National Solar Observatory in Sunspot, New Mexico, to download and distribute child pornography,” Reuters reported Wednesday, citing newly unsealed FBI records.

    A laptop at the facility was seized without the knowledge of the suspect — a janitor, the Albuquerque Journal reported. The evacuation came after that person became increasingly agitated, prompting concerns about the safety of staff at the observatory, the publication reports.

    In the wake of the evacuation and closure, officials provided little information, leading to widespread speculation and conspiracy theories. The observatory's proximity to Roswell — the site of an alleged UFO crash — helped fuel speculation, Reuters says.

    QAnon are going to eat this up.

    It's clearly a feint; they say it's about child porn so we'll accept the cover and stop digging, so what are they hiding?

    Notice the town was evacuated as well. Why would anyone go to that much trouble that to catch one violent pedophile? It's ridiculous on its face.

    But what's the opposite of pedophile?

    Q!

    So they were pobably after Q, but he evacuated the facility before they ever got close, and the janitor they now have in custody is a spy who really has THEM in custody.

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  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    Says the secret mole person.

    Open your eyes!

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  • mrondeaumrondeau Montréal, CanadaRegistered User regular
    So socialists are not only trying to create a better, more equitable society where need and want are a thing of the past, and were economic power is not wielded against the people, they also want to create a world where sexual assault is not accepted.
    Sounds like another good argument for socialism.
    Note: Do not look at actual history of socialist and communist movements and governments.

  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    He also made reference to "wet hornets" to describe a state of delerious frenzy;

    So I'm curious if Ben Carson has done a lot of PCP or just a little.

  • DunderDunder Registered User regular
    I thought they got their start when they loaded the pyramids with grain

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Today in "Who Banned Alex Jones?": PayPal:
    Payment processing giant PayPal has cut off the account of Alex Jones—the latest in a long line of technology companies to cut ties with the radio host and online provocateur.

    "We undertook an extensive review of the Infowars sites and found instances that promoted hate or discriminatory intolerance," a PayPal spokesperson told New York Times journalist Nathaniel Popper.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
  • Fallout2manFallout2man Vault Dweller Registered User regular
    In case any of you want to keep up with Q without having to sort through voat or 8chan, I found a youtube channel devoted to spreading the word. It's called The X22 Report.

    On Ignorance:
    Kana wrote:
    If the best you can come up with against someone who's patently ignorant is to yell back at him, "Yeah? Well there's BOOKS, and they say you're WRONG!"

    Then honestly you're not coming out of this looking great either.
  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    X22 Report
    Tracking the important indicators for the economic collapse. Will gold or silver become the new currency of the world?
    Yep, looks like you got gold bugs.

    You know what they say about gold bugs,
    More than likely your boomers found a hole in the fence, got into some god-knows-what, and just brought 'em home.

    I could spray around the yard and recomend a 6 month topical ointment, but the best thing for them is just to shave em down this once, and mend the fence so they don't get out again.

  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    In case any of you want to keep up with Q without having to sort through voat or 8chan, I found a youtube channel devoted to spreading the word. It's called The X22 Report.

    "Hey, folks, I found a fascinating new way to pound nails through your dicks. Who wants in?!"

    I'm glad it's you doing this and not me, F2man ... :D

  • Fallout2manFallout2man Vault Dweller Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    X22 Report
    Tracking the important indicators for the economic collapse. Will gold or silver become the new currency of the world?
    Yep, looks like you got gold bugs.

    You know what they say about gold bugs,
    More than likely your boomers found a hole in the fence, got into some god-knows-what, and just brought 'em home.

    I could spray around the yard and recomend a 6 month topical ointment, but the best thing for them is just to shave em down this once, and mend the fence so they don't get out again.

    Do you accept bitcoin? :p
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    In case any of you want to keep up with Q without having to sort through voat or 8chan, I found a youtube channel devoted to spreading the word. It's called The X22 Report.

    "Hey, folks, I found a fascinating new way to pound nails through your dicks. Who wants in?!"

    I'm glad it's you doing this and not me, F2man ... :D

    I find the whole thing hilarious and entertaining to follow. I started posting on PA again to balance myself out. if you spend too much time just staring into the void ... you start to believe it.

    Fallout2man on
    On Ignorance:
    Kana wrote:
    If the best you can come up with against someone who's patently ignorant is to yell back at him, "Yeah? Well there's BOOKS, and they say you're WRONG!"

    Then honestly you're not coming out of this looking great either.
  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Some dude applied to several (over 20!) law schools. However, he refused to take the LSAT, which many of these schools require for admission. Based on this, they didn’t process his application.

    So he sued.

    Link is to his crazy-ass lawsuit. It smells like sovereign citizen baloney to me, but minus the weird capitalization and admiralty law.

    https://www.scribd.com/document/388962373/Edward-Thomas-Kennedy-s-Complaint#

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    X22 Report
    Tracking the important indicators for the economic collapse. Will gold or silver become the new currency of the world?
    Yep, looks like you got gold bugs.

    You know what they say about gold bugs,
    More than likely your boomers found a hole in the fence, got into some god-knows-what, and just brought 'em home.

    I could spray around the yard and recomend a 6 month topical ointment, but the best thing for them is just to shave em down this once, and mend the fence so they don't get out again.
    boomers?
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  • Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    Welp, I ain’t ever going into the water again.

    It seems I never actually understood why construction/maintenance divers get paid so well.

    And they still are not paid what they are worth. That shit is like buring a candle at both ends physically. Turns out that compressing and decompressing your body for an extended period of time is bad for you. Not to mention exposure to chemicals.

    The North Sea divers are famous for having multiple chronic health problems and complications from their work. Many of them died in their 50s and 60s, with some even dropping dead in their 40s. FYI they recruited these guys from the equivalent of Navy SEALS. They where usually fitness freaks in the peak of human health before they took the job. After 10 years most of them where just... broken.

    The sky was full of stars, every star an exploding ship. One of ours.
  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    knitdan wrote: »
    Some dude applied to several (over 20!) law schools. However, he refused to take the LSAT, which many of these schools require for admission. Based on this, they didn’t process his application.

    So he sued.

    Link is to his crazy-ass lawsuit. It smells like sovereign citizen baloney to me, but minus the weird capitalization and admiralty law.

    https://www.scribd.com/document/388962373/Edward-Thomas-Kennedy-s-Complaint#

    Well if nothing else he's certainly an asshole who is trying to pass off an anti-transgender YouTube video as evidence.

    Dedwrekka on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Some dude applied to several (over 20!) law schools. However, he refused to take the LSAT, which many of these schools require for admission. Based on this, they didn’t process his application.

    So he sued.

    Link is to his crazy-ass lawsuit. It smells like sovereign citizen baloney to me, but minus the weird capitalization and admiralty law.

    https://www.scribd.com/document/388962373/Edward-Thomas-Kennedy-s-Complaint#

    Well if nothing else he's certainly an asshole who is trying to pass of an anti-transgender YouTube video as evidence.

    Of what?

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Speaking of all the Q bullshit, you may recall that the recent trials and plea deals has left them feeling deflated, as it seemed reality had seeped in and they were starting to notice that Mueller wasn’t actually working for Trump and only pretending to prosecute Republicans as a cover.

    Well that’s all done now. As soon as the FEMA system that would allow Trump to send messages to most mobile phones in the US was announced, they were elated. They’re now convinced that “the storm” is just about to break, and that Trump is going to use this system to announce when the arrests begin, so he can keep order and keep the population calm and so on.

    People have even been making up their own versions of the message he’ll send on Twitter, and speculating on what the best phrasing could be.

  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    Definite SovCit. Obsession with common and constitional law, constant use of "color of law" even though he's not suing somebody with the color of law, weird word games (seriously, just read section 5 in which he alleges false imprisonment based on a metaphorical image).

  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    Speaking of all the Q bullshit, you may recall that the recent trials and plea deals has left them feeling deflated, as it seemed reality had seeped in and they were starting to notice that Mueller wasn’t actually working for Trump and only pretending to prosecute Republicans as a cover.

    Well that’s all done now. As soon as the FEMA system that would allow Trump to send messages to most mobile phones in the US was announced, they were elated. They’re now convinced that “the storm” is just about to break, and that Trump is going to use this system to announce when the arrests begin, so he can keep order and keep the population calm and so on.

    People have even been making up their own versions of the message he’ll send on Twitter, and speculating on what the best phrasing could be.

    When Trump starts using the presidential alert system like his Twitter account, I'm going back to a fucking landline.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Hevach wrote: »
    Speaking of all the Q bullshit, you may recall that the recent trials and plea deals has left them feeling deflated, as it seemed reality had seeped in and they were starting to notice that Mueller wasn’t actually working for Trump and only pretending to prosecute Republicans as a cover.

    Well that’s all done now. As soon as the FEMA system that would allow Trump to send messages to most mobile phones in the US was announced, they were elated. They’re now convinced that “the storm” is just about to break, and that Trump is going to use this system to announce when the arrests begin, so he can keep order and keep the population calm and so on.

    People have even been making up their own versions of the message he’ll send on Twitter, and speculating on what the best phrasing could be.

    When Trump starts using the presidential alert system like his Twitter account, I'm going back to a fucking landline.

    If he actually starts spamming the United States with text Tweets, that is what will lead to his impeachment. Even his most fervent supporters will abandon him after the third 4:30 AM "emergency alert" that's just him whining about something he saw on Fox & Friends.

  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Some dude applied to several (over 20!) law schools. However, he refused to take the LSAT, which many of these schools require for admission. Based on this, they didn’t process his application.

    So he sued.

    Link is to his crazy-ass lawsuit. It smells like sovereign citizen baloney to me, but minus the weird capitalization and admiralty law.

    https://www.scribd.com/document/388962373/Edward-Thomas-Kennedy-s-Complaint#

    Well if nothing else he's certainly an asshole who is trying to pass of an anti-transgender YouTube video as evidence.

    Of what?

    That diversity is bad, and by serving a diverse community including trans and international communities, but not someone who refuses the LSAT, that they're discriminating against him in favor of...well he uses a bunch of derogatory terms there that are best left on the page.

  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Even his most fervent supporters will abandon him

    I've got $50 hidden from my wife in an old pair of dress shoes if you care to place a wager on that.

  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    Hevach wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Even his most fervent supporters will abandon him

    I've got $50 hidden from my wife in an old pair of dress shoes if you care to place a wager on that.

    Imma have to go with DarkPrimus in this one. These people are all about “fuck you, got mine”. The second Trump’s shenanigans actually affects their daily lives, there will be a reaction.

    Hypothetically, if (big IF) Trump did use national warning system similar to his 3am tweets, everyone will be pissed. Everyone.

    He’ll either be forced to stop or people, even his ardent followers, will be annoyed at him.

    That said, I doubt this’ll happen.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Hevach wrote: »
    Speaking of all the Q bullshit, you may recall that the recent trials and plea deals has left them feeling deflated, as it seemed reality had seeped in and they were starting to notice that Mueller wasn’t actually working for Trump and only pretending to prosecute Republicans as a cover.

    Well that’s all done now. As soon as the FEMA system that would allow Trump to send messages to most mobile phones in the US was announced, they were elated. They’re now convinced that “the storm” is just about to break, and that Trump is going to use this system to announce when the arrests begin, so he can keep order and keep the population calm and so on.

    People have even been making up their own versions of the message he’ll send on Twitter, and speculating on what the best phrasing could be.

    When Trump starts using the presidential alert system like his Twitter account, I'm going back to a fucking landline.

    Read as landmine

    Still agreed

    fuck gendered marketing
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Some dude applied to several (over 20!) law schools. However, he refused to take the LSAT, which many of these schools require for admission. Based on this, they didn’t process his application.

    So he sued.

    Link is to his crazy-ass lawsuit. It smells like sovereign citizen baloney to me, but minus the weird capitalization and admiralty law.

    https://www.scribd.com/document/388962373/Edward-Thomas-Kennedy-s-Complaint#

    Well if nothing else he's certainly an asshole who is trying to pass of an anti-transgender YouTube video as evidence.

    Of what?

    That diversity is bad, and by serving a diverse community including trans and international communities, but not someone who refuses the LSAT, that they're discriminating against him in favor of...well he uses a bunch of derogatory terms there that are best left on the page.

    Honestly if that’s his best argument those schools are doing him a favor by not admitting him, he’d flunk out in a semester

    fuck gendered marketing
  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Hevach wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Even his most fervent supporters will abandon him

    I've got $50 hidden from my wife in an old pair of dress shoes if you care to place a wager on that.

    Imma have to go with DarkPrimus in this one. These people are all about “fuck you, got mine”. The second Trump’s shenanigans actually affects their daily lives, there will be a reaction.

    Hypothetically, if (big IF) Trump did use national warning system similar to his 3am tweets, everyone will be pissed. Everyone.

    He’ll either be forced to stop or people, even his ardent followers, will be annoyed at him.

    That said, I doubt this’ll happen.

    And now i remember i need to leave my phones off on Thursday,

    gonna read 1984 till i know the alerts been sent.

    Sleep on
  • Fallout2manFallout2man Vault Dweller Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Hevach wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Even his most fervent supporters will abandon him

    I've got $50 hidden from my wife in an old pair of dress shoes if you care to place a wager on that.

    Imma have to go with DarkPrimus in this one. These people are all about “fuck you, got mine”. The second Trump’s shenanigans actually affects their daily lives, there will be a reaction.

    Hypothetically, if (big IF) Trump did use national warning system similar to his 3am tweets, everyone will be pissed. Everyone.

    He’ll either be forced to stop or people, even his ardent followers, will be annoyed at him.

    That said, I doubt this’ll happen.

    And now i remember i need to leave my phones off on Thursday,

    gonna read 1984 till i know the alerts been sent.

    The 3rd is on a Wednesday.

    On Ignorance:
    Kana wrote:
    If the best you can come up with against someone who's patently ignorant is to yell back at him, "Yeah? Well there's BOOKS, and they say you're WRONG!"

    Then honestly you're not coming out of this looking great either.
  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    I don't mean to get all cryoto-fascist in the conspiracy thread again,

    But they're testing the new wireless alert system at 14:18 EDT and this fucking page is still up.

    Is DHS continuing to troll me, or did they just hit the accidental numerology lottery?

    (One could also argue it's thrice six past the hour; because numerology is a hoot)



  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Well I didn’t get my alert, so I’m pissed.

  • WACriminalWACriminal Dying Is Easy, Young Man Living Is HarderRegistered User regular
    I don't mean to get all cryoto-fascist in the conspiracy thread again,

    But they're testing the new wireless alert system at 14:18 EDT and this fucking page is still up.

    Is DHS continuing to troll me, or did they just hit the accidental numerology lottery?

    (One could also argue it's thrice six past the hour; because numerology is a hoot)

    They are definitely...I hesitate to call it trolling, because that implies a playful silliness to the situation that I don't think is warranted.

    They're being Nazis, though, to answer your question.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Well I didn’t get my alert, so I’m pissed.

    it's on Oct 3

  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Well I didn’t get my alert, so I’m pissed.

    it's on Oct 3

    Yeah well, that’s what they want you to believe.

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Real America™ got it today.

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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Alarm happened. Scared my unborn child because my wife was holding her phone next to her belly at the time. They are trying to communicate with fetuses people. Heard it here first.

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