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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Oh swell tommorows SVU is about a sex cult

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Oh swell tommorows SVU is about a sex cult

    Is it not usually?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Didn't someone here do some sort of Vampire Dog review?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Oh swell tommorows SVU is about a sex cult

    The Smallville actress one?

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Does using "STD" date me as much as an old person using "VD"?

    Social diseases, such as the clap, can be easily cured by the miracle of modern medicine: penicillin.

    For now.

    https://www.cdc.gov/std/gonorrhea/arg/default.htm

    That was indeed part of the dating.

    Er, as in, seeming old. It was never part of the dating.

    (incidentally, STIs alarm me enough that even idle considerations of having another sex partner are super unsexy)

    I have done my job helping bring back some fear into dating.

    (Actually regular testing+protection will do it for most folks)

    I always had this! Plus it was never real since I have never actually had the prospect of sex with non-virgins or... hrm, there is no word for this. People-whose-sex-partner-count-wouldn't-be-one-after-having-sex-with-me.

    Basically if you are a weird reclusive nerd, STIs are way less likely.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Oh swell tommorows SVU is about a sex cult

    The Smallville actress one?

    I’m going to assume as much

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    😥

    That whole damn thing

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    *smothers [chat] in gravy*

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Dear depression

    please stop

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Ya'll be wussies. It looks delicious.

    it might BE delicious

    looks pretty upsetting though

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Ok, here's the thing. How are you supposed to make a lord of the rings poster in 2018? Like...all the concepts, scenes, styles...it's all been done. There's a damn prancing pony oriented poster out there.
    Hmmmm...

    I assume someone has done a pipeweed oriented poster.

    Do a poster focused on non-speaking extras?

    Just a ridiculously stoner-blacklight hobbit poster

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Ya'll be wussies. It looks delicious.

    it might BE delicious

    looks pretty upsetting though

    Better or worse with the glace?
    00.jpg

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    You know instead of pics watch the whole thing.

    https://youtu.be/9yh6-d_u-hA?t=349

    If the link doesn't work start at 5:49.

    I think the gif is not helpful

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Ya'll be wussies. It looks delicious.

    it might BE delicious

    looks pretty upsetting though

    Better or worse with the glace?
    00.jpg

    TOO MUCH GLACE

    jesus christ

    (better)

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    You guys still posting some of those parody bad run on sentences? Because I want to contribute.
    Gasping, Gaston grasped for the (recently cleaned but) now filthy sheets as he attempted to untangle himself from the encroaching clutches of his needy partner, like a pair of knotted headphones that grow more twisted with each frantic second of attempted unraveling, only to discover (while tripping off his cement block-raised twin size) that his condom wouldn't slip off (something generally to be hoped for) due to the entwined strand of panther black hair that had wrapped itself around his still pulsing fuck stick, like a tourniquet applied to a Yankee soldier by the conflicted field nurse and lover of his Confederate brother; finally emancipated from both attempts of bondage by his bombshell of a bed fellow, he rummaged through his bag, until pulling out with frustration his headphones, coiled and braided together like a.. sexy couple that just got done fuckin.

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    The 89 dollar egg in that video was weird.
    It's just like...a raw egg? A fancy raw egg sure but blegh

    Also as much as I enjoy those videos I find their advertising and titling annoying because they are misleading. It'll be like a 5 dollar sandwich vs a hundred dollar sandwich platter or something, not really a good comparison.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    You guys still posting some of those parody bad run on sentences? Because I want to contribute.
    Gasping, Gaston grasped for the (recently cleaned but) now filthy sheets as he attempted to untangle himself from the encroaching clutches of his needy partner, like a pair of knotted headphones that grow more twisted with each frantic second of attempted unraveling, only to discover (while tripping off his cement block-raised twin size) that his condom wouldn't slip off (something generally to be hoped for) due to the entwined strand of panther black hair that had wrapped itself around his still pulsing fuck stick, like a tourniquet applied to a Yankee soldier by the conflicted field nurse and lover of his Confederate brother; finally emancipated from both attempts of bondage by his bombshell of a bed fellow, he rummaged through his bag, until pulling out with frustration his headphones, coiled and braided together like a.. sexy couple that just got done fuckin.

    Does this not happen to you?

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Not every place has gold flakes on hand to increase the price

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    The 89 dollar egg in that video was weird.
    It's just like...a raw egg? A fancy raw egg sure but blegh

    Also as much as I enjoy those videos I find their advertising and titling annoying because they are misleading. It'll be like a 5 dollar sandwich vs a hundred dollar sandwich platter or something, not really a good comparison.

    Yeah, the $89 egg thing was cheating, since that was for a dozen eggs.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    Ok. Ok. I wasn't counting the spin offs and ports. Just the core series.

    Hot take: the core Mario games are only 2D. Any 3D Mario (eg, Galaxy) is a spin-off.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    peniscillin

    Inject directly in gluteus

    Apply directly to dick head

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Ok, here's the thing. How are you supposed to make a lord of the rings poster in 2018? Like...all the concepts, scenes, styles...it's all been done. There's a damn prancing pony oriented poster out there.

    Something in the style of the classic Hobbit cover?
    hobbit-dust-jacket-design-by-tolkien.jpg

    Maybe a like left-to-right transition of the big places and events of the series? There is a general geographical movement throughout the series from north-west to south-east.

    Or outside to in? You have both parties (Aragorn et all on the left, Frodo and Sam on the right) with the whole thing moving towards the gates of Mordor in the centre below the title?

    Just spitballing randomly here.

    shryke on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    peniscillin

    Inject directly in gluteus

    Apply directly to dick head

    Any time I think I’ve gotten in to some really kinky stuff you post something like this

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Ok, here's the thing. How are you supposed to make a lord of the rings poster in 2018? Like...all the concepts, scenes, styles...it's all been done. There's a damn prancing pony oriented poster out there.

    Extreme close up focus on the bird shit in Radagast's hair. Lovingly render every detail, every clump and plat.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Krathoon wrote: »
    Ok. Ok. I wasn't counting the spin offs and ports. Just the core series.

    Hot take: the core Mario games are only 2D. Any 3D Mario (eg, Galaxy) is a spin-off.

    Pour some gravy over that take because it is piping hot coming straight out the kitchen

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Krathoon wrote: »
    Ok. Ok. I wasn't counting the spin offs and ports. Just the core series.

    Hot take: the core Mario games are only 2D. Any 3D Mario (eg, Galaxy) is a spin-off.

    Hotter Take: Mario Galaxy is the best Mario platformer.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    My favorite basic idea is to have Gollum or Frodo in the foreground, holding up the ring, and through the ring you see the Eye of Sauron.

    Maybe put the Black Speech of Mordor inscription in the background, reallly faint so you might not notice it at first.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    The only real Mario games are the platforming sections in Destiny raids.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    @simonwolf
    Yui continues to be evil and also I think has played a shit ton of Phoenix Wright games.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Geth it is usually on the occasions that I least want [chat] that you give it to me, so I am making this post telling you I don't want it to confuse you.

    Does he really not want it? Is he actually trying to speak to a robot? What's his end game?

    Geth, I don't want to make a [chat] OP. If you force me to, it will not be good.

    Though it may have a poll.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    I said goddamn with that Mario take

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am doing Terrance House if I get it.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was careening by at warp 2.6

    @shryke will create the new thread
    @Mazzyx is backup

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