Er, as in, seeming old. It was never part of the dating.
(incidentally, STIs alarm me enough that even idle considerations of having another sex partner are super unsexy)
I have done my job helping bring back some fear into dating.
(Actually regular testing+protection will do it for most folks)
I always had this! Plus it was never real since I have never actually had the prospect of sex with non-virgins or... hrm, there is no word for this. People-whose-sex-partner-count-wouldn't-be-one-after-having-sex-with-me.
Basically if you are a weird reclusive nerd, STIs are way less likely.
Ok, here's the thing. How are you supposed to make a lord of the rings poster in 2018? Like...all the concepts, scenes, styles...it's all been done. There's a damn prancing pony oriented poster out there.
Hmmmm...
I assume someone has done a pipeweed oriented poster.
Do a poster focused on non-speaking extras?
Just a ridiculously stoner-blacklight hobbit poster
Element BrianPeanut Butter ShillRegistered Userregular
You guys still posting some of those parody bad run on sentences? Because I want to contribute.
Gasping, Gaston grasped for the (recently cleaned but) now filthy sheets as he attempted to untangle himself from the encroaching clutches of his needy partner, like a pair of knotted headphones that grow more twisted with each frantic second of attempted unraveling, only to discover (while tripping off his cement block-raised twin size) that his condom wouldn't slip off (something generally to be hoped for) due to the entwined strand of panther black hair that had wrapped itself around his still pulsing fuck stick, like a tourniquet applied to a Yankee soldier by the conflicted field nurse and lover of his Confederate brother; finally emancipated from both attempts of bondage by his bombshell of a bed fellow, he rummaged through his bag, until pulling out with frustration his headphones, coiled and braided together like a.. sexy couple that just got done fuckin.
It's just like...a raw egg? A fancy raw egg sure but blegh
Also as much as I enjoy those videos I find their advertising and titling annoying because they are misleading. It'll be like a 5 dollar sandwich vs a hundred dollar sandwich platter or something, not really a good comparison.
You guys still posting some of those parody bad run on sentences? Because I want to contribute.
Gasping, Gaston grasped for the (recently cleaned but) now filthy sheets as he attempted to untangle himself from the encroaching clutches of his needy partner, like a pair of knotted headphones that grow more twisted with each frantic second of attempted unraveling, only to discover (while tripping off his cement block-raised twin size) that his condom wouldn't slip off (something generally to be hoped for) due to the entwined strand of panther black hair that had wrapped itself around his still pulsing fuck stick, like a tourniquet applied to a Yankee soldier by the conflicted field nurse and lover of his Confederate brother; finally emancipated from both attempts of bondage by his bombshell of a bed fellow, he rummaged through his bag, until pulling out with frustration his headphones, coiled and braided together like a.. sexy couple that just got done fuckin.
It's just like...a raw egg? A fancy raw egg sure but blegh
Also as much as I enjoy those videos I find their advertising and titling annoying because they are misleading. It'll be like a 5 dollar sandwich vs a hundred dollar sandwich platter or something, not really a good comparison.
Yeah, the $89 egg thing was cheating, since that was for a dozen eggs.
Ok, here's the thing. How are you supposed to make a lord of the rings poster in 2018? Like...all the concepts, scenes, styles...it's all been done. There's a damn prancing pony oriented poster out there.
Something in the style of the classic Hobbit cover?
Maybe a like left-to-right transition of the big places and events of the series? There is a general geographical movement throughout the series from north-west to south-east.
Or outside to in? You have both parties (Aragorn et all on the left, Frodo and Sam on the right) with the whole thing moving towards the gates of Mordor in the centre below the title?
Ok, here's the thing. How are you supposed to make a lord of the rings poster in 2018? Like...all the concepts, scenes, styles...it's all been done. There's a damn prancing pony oriented poster out there.
Extreme close up focus on the bird shit in Radagast's hair. Lovingly render every detail, every clump and plat.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Yui continues to be evil and also I think has played a shit ton of Phoenix Wright games.
0
Options
BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Geth it is usually on the occasions that I least want [chat] that you give it to me, so I am making this post telling you I don't want it to confuse you.
Does he really not want it? Is he actually trying to speak to a robot? What's his end game?
Geth, I don't want to make a [chat] OP. If you force me to, it will not be good.
Though it may have a poll.
0
Options
IlpalaJust this guy, y'knowTexasRegistered Userregular
I said goddamn with that Mario take
FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
Posts
Is it not usually?
The Smallville actress one?
I always had this! Plus it was never real since I have never actually had the prospect of sex with non-virgins or... hrm, there is no word for this. People-whose-sex-partner-count-wouldn't-be-one-after-having-sex-with-me.
Basically if you are a weird reclusive nerd, STIs are way less likely.
I’m going to assume as much
That whole damn thing
please stop
it might BE delicious
looks pretty upsetting though
Just a ridiculously stoner-blacklight hobbit poster
Better or worse with the glace?
https://youtu.be/9yh6-d_u-hA?t=349
If the link doesn't work start at 5:49.
I think the gif is not helpful
TOO MUCH GLACE
jesus christ
(better)
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Also as much as I enjoy those videos I find their advertising and titling annoying because they are misleading. It'll be like a 5 dollar sandwich vs a hundred dollar sandwich platter or something, not really a good comparison.
Does this not happen to you?
Yeah, the $89 egg thing was cheating, since that was for a dozen eggs.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Hot take: the core Mario games are only 2D. Any 3D Mario (eg, Galaxy) is a spin-off.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Apply directly to dick head
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Something in the style of the classic Hobbit cover?
Maybe a like left-to-right transition of the big places and events of the series? There is a general geographical movement throughout the series from north-west to south-east.
Or outside to in? You have both parties (Aragorn et all on the left, Frodo and Sam on the right) with the whole thing moving towards the gates of Mordor in the centre below the title?
Just spitballing randomly here.
Any time I think I’ve gotten in to some really kinky stuff you post something like this
Extreme close up focus on the bird shit in Radagast's hair. Lovingly render every detail, every clump and plat.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Pour some gravy over that take because it is piping hot coming straight out the kitchen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Hotter Take: Mario Galaxy is the best Mario platformer.
Maybe put the Black Speech of Mordor inscription in the background, reallly faint so you might not notice it at first.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Does he really not want it? Is he actually trying to speak to a robot? What's his end game?
Geth, I don't want to make a [chat] OP. If you force me to, it will not be good.
Though it may have a poll.
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
On average, this thread was careening by at warp 2.6
@shryke will create the new thread
@Mazzyx is backup