Lord_AsmodeusgoeticSobriquet:Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered Userregular
Why was a donkey the coolest super side-kick?
He was a real Bat-ass
Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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darunia106J-bob in gamesDeath MountainRegistered Userregular
We hung up new blinds and valences last year and yesterday they literally saved me life. If it wasn't for those blinds, it'd be curtains for me.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
"You know who you never hear about? Olive, the tenth reindeer."
"Olive?"
"Yeah, you remember Olive. The other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
"You know who you never hear about? Olive, the tenth reindeer."
"Olive?"
"Yeah, you remember Olive. The other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
There's a very bad animated special based on this joke.
There's a Christmas quiz coming up in my office, so obviously we're thinking of stupid names
There's an added layer of stupidity in that we work in Large Business Compliance for HMRC (please, hold your applause)
Suggested names so far:
The Three Kings Had a Prophet-Seeking Motive
The Holly and the IT
Snowtional Trade
A Chimney is a Santagrated Feature
3 Non-Dom French Hens
Gift Aid
5 Gold Ringfenced Trades
Large Business, I Gave You My Heart
Elf Assessment
Bonus list of landmark tax cases mashed into the Christmas theme (NSFAnybody who isn't a tax nerd):
Rut-sledge v CIR
Styles v Fairytale of New York Life Insurance Co
Mallileau v Drummer Boy
Snowmann v Nash
J & R O'Candy-Cane v CIR
Taylor v Goodwill to All Men
Wing v O'Come All Ye Faithful
White Christmas v G & M Davies
Silent Knight v Calder Grove Estates
Terry's All Gold Coast Selection Box Ltd v Humphrey
A Partridge in a Tax Case Involving an Illegal Betting Shop
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
There was a kids' book that was turned into a little animated TV special called Olive, The Other Reindeer.
BLM - ACAB
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
There's a Christmas quiz coming up in my office, so obviously we're thinking of stupid names
There's an added layer of stupidity in that we work in Large Business Compliance for HMRC (please, hold your applause)
Suggested names so far:
The Three Kings Had a Prophet-Seeking Motive
The Holly and the IT
Snowtional Trade
A Chimney is a Santagrated Feature
3 Non-Dom French Hens
Gift Aid
5 Gold Ringfenced Trades
Large Business, I Gave You My Heart
Elf Assessment
Bonus list of landmark tax cases mashed into the Christmas theme (NSFAnybody who isn't a tax nerd):
Rut-sledge v CIR
Styles v Fairytale of New York Life Insurance Co
Mallileau v Drummer Boy
Snowmann v Nash
J & R O'Candy-Cane v CIR
Taylor v Goodwill to All Men
Wing v O'Come All Ye Faithful
White Christmas v G & M Davies
Silent Knight v Calder Grove Estates
Terry's All Gold Coast Selection Box Ltd v Humphrey
A Partridge in a Tax Case Involving an Illegal Betting Shop
There's a Christmas quiz coming up in my office, so obviously we're thinking of stupid names
There's an added layer of stupidity in that we work in Large Business Compliance for HMRC (please, hold your applause)
Suggested names so far:
The Three Kings Had a Prophet-Seeking Motive
The Holly and the IT
Snowtional Trade
A Chimney is a Santagrated Feature
3 Non-Dom French Hens
Gift Aid
5 Gold Ringfenced Trades
Large Business, I Gave You My Heart
Elf Assessment
Bonus list of landmark tax cases mashed into the Christmas theme (NSFAnybody who isn't a tax nerd):
Rut-sledge v CIR
Styles v Fairytale of New York Life Insurance Co
Mallileau v Drummer Boy
Snowmann v Nash
J & R O'Candy-Cane v CIR
Taylor v Goodwill to All Men
Wing v O'Come All Ye Faithful
White Christmas v G & M Davies
Silent Knight v Calder Grove Estates
Terry's All Gold Coast Selection Box Ltd v Humphrey
A Partridge in a Tax Case Involving an Illegal Betting Shop
There's a Christmas quiz coming up in my office, so obviously we're thinking of stupid names
There's an added layer of stupidity in that we work in Large Business Compliance for HMRC (please, hold your applause)
Suggested names so far:
The Three Kings Had a Prophet-Seeking Motive
The Holly and the IT
Snowtional Trade
A Chimney is a Santagrated Feature
3 Non-Dom French Hens
Gift Aid
5 Gold Ringfenced Trades
Large Business, I Gave You My Heart
Elf Assessment
Bonus list of landmark tax cases mashed into the Christmas theme (NSFAnybody who isn't a tax nerd):
Rut-sledge v CIR
Styles v Fairytale of New York Life Insurance Co
Mallileau v Drummer Boy
Snowmann v Nash
J & R O'Candy-Cane v CIR
Taylor v Goodwill to All Men
Wing v O'Come All Ye Faithful
White Christmas v G & M Davies
Silent Knight v Calder Grove Estates
Terry's All Gold Coast Selection Box Ltd v Humphrey
A Partridge in a Tax Case Involving an Illegal Betting Shop
HMRC?
His Majesty's Royal Chamberpot?
Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs - without us the country wouldn’t have a pot to piss in, so you were close :P
You know, Trump’s cabinet started filling slowly. As soon as he became President he hadn’t filled any positions yet, but he started with one, and then another one, and then a couple more, and then three on the same day...
Too bad they’re all lying fascists. It’s a perfect example of a Fibbin’ Nazi sequence.
I'm so sad, I thought this was a well known reference , but like no one I've shown in RL has known it, starting to think everyone I know in RL is just dumb, it is possible. Save me bad joke thread!
I'm so sad, I thought this was a well known reference , but like no one I've shown in RL has known it, starting to think everyone I know in RL is just dumb, it is possible. Save me bad joke thread!
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders half of the previous mathematician’s order and so on. The bartender says, “you guys are assholes” and pours two beers.
What blew my mind when I suddenly realised it, is that the first joke anyone seems to learn - "Why did the chicken cross the road", is a joke on the format of jokes. That's why it's not funny - why do we do this to children!?
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MichaelLCIn what furnace was thy brain?ChicagoRegistered Userregular
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I'm scared of giants.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
He was a real Bat-ass
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it,
I feel you. I've made it this far without ever learning what a simile is. I can't even tell you what that's like.
I'm just glad I finally learned the meaning of "plethora". It really means a lot.
and then, yes:
What's the name of the newspaper evil rulers read?
"Olive?"
"Yeah, you remember Olive. The other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
There's a very bad animated special based on this joke.
No, that's not a joke. It's a warning.
"Olive[,] the other reindeer[,] used to laugh and call him names."
And that's why you never hear about Olive. Nobody likes to talk about the jerks in the family.
There's an added layer of stupidity in that we work in Large Business Compliance for HMRC (please, hold your applause)
Suggested names so far:
The Holly and the IT
Snowtional Trade
A Chimney is a Santagrated Feature
3 Non-Dom French Hens
Gift Aid
5 Gold Ringfenced Trades
Large Business, I Gave You My Heart
Elf Assessment
Bonus list of landmark tax cases mashed into the Christmas theme (NSFAnybody who isn't a tax nerd):
Styles v Fairytale of New York Life Insurance Co
Mallileau v Drummer Boy
Snowmann v Nash
J & R O'Candy-Cane v CIR
Taylor v Goodwill to All Men
Wing v O'Come All Ye Faithful
White Christmas v G & M Davies
Silent Knight v Calder Grove Estates
Terry's All Gold Coast Selection Box Ltd v Humphrey
A Partridge in a Tax Case Involving an Illegal Betting Shop
Most of these would be amazing trivia team names.
HMRC?
His Majesty's Royal Chamberpot?
Insufficient GDPR references!
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Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs - without us the country wouldn’t have a pot to piss in, so you were close :P
Ooo, good shout
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Too bad they’re all lying fascists. It’s a perfect example of a Fibbin’ Nazi sequence.
I’m rather proud of myself
Feels bad but I’m excited to have fewer breathing/allergy/sinus issues
I said "alright, what's the dill?"
But omg this had me DYING
So if nobody got it, does that mean the comedy is finished?
Doctor is roasting Pagliacci, telling patient not to go see him because he’s bad.
But Patient is Pagliacci.
One of the replies to that tweet provides a more straightforward punchline .
Just a flip of original. Is why I was starting to feel insane with no one in real life getting the reference
Thanks. Didn't know if 'orville' was a reference. Yeah, everyone should know that one. Simple, but very clever.
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