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What is your religion [chat]?

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    The New York World, New York, March 8, 1898

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    The joke option
    aw yeah time to assault everyone's eyeballs with my christmas avatar

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    The joke option
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I'm hot.

    That is my religion

    That is the only religion there needs to be.

    "Our founder."
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    Don't forget about the prophet Vega.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    Honk wrote: »
    I’m one of those molochists that don’t go to ceremony but when the romans are outside the walls you better believe I am sacrificing at least three kids.

    *stokes fire under bronze bull halfheartedly*

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    my religion can best be summed up by the classic track how do you talk to an angel? by the heights

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csATriX8Ed0

    also i am a true believer, i even watched the shitty saved by the bell meets 90210 teen dramedy they built around it

    That intro is like they distilled the early 90s and bottled it, as one might with liquid smoke.

    Concentrated 1990s.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I'm hot.

    That is my religion

    That is the only religion there needs to be.

    Man is not hot, only god is hot
    No mere mortal can ever be hot

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    my religion can best be summed up by the classic track how do you talk to an angel? by the heights

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csATriX8Ed0

    also i am a true believer, i even watched the shitty saved by the bell meets 90210 teen dramedy they built around it

    That intro is like they distilled the early 90s and bottled it, as one might with liquid smoke.

    Concentrated 1990s.

    they even have a younger kenny g clone

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I'm hot.

    That is my religion

    That is the only religion there needs to be.

    Paris Hiltonism.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    Yeah, I'm an ATHEIST

    Always
    Telling
    Horses
    Everyone
    Is
    Supporting
    Them

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I'm hot.

    That is my religion

    That is the only religion there needs to be.

    Man is not hot, only god is hot
    No mere mortal can ever be hot

    two plus two is four
    minus one that's three
    holy trinity

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
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    Any person who says they could never be turned on by a figurine or drawing has revealed a startling and damning lack of imagination

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Any person who says they could never be turned on by a figurine or drawing has revealed a startling and damning lack of imagination

    has anyone said that though

    this straw man

    so

    so stuffed with straw

    *sweats*

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Any person who says they could never be turned on by a figurine or drawing has revealed a startling and damning lack of imagination

    Titty figurines are literally our oldest art form

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Any person who says they could never be turned on by a figurine or drawing has revealed a startling and damning lack of imagination
    Aww yeah.

    h3yjy2jbiic3.jpg

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Any person who says they could never be turned on by a figurine or drawing has revealed a startling and damning lack of imagination
    Aww yeah.

    h3yjy2jbiic3.jpg

    Primordial thicc

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Yesterday at work (also, having posted this, I don't need to do my annual war on christmas here at length, I assume, cause I have condensed my spiel down into a very digestible bite that I cannot imagine anyone finds objectionable):

    M (senior-ish guy): Hey, we should have a secret santa for the team!

    younger female employee: Oh yeah that would be great!

    M: you should plan it, then

    credeiki: we just got back from the diversity training thing in which it was specifically called out how we shouldn't give the one woman on the team all the social planning events!

    M: you should do it then

    credeiki: lol no, I don't like secret santas and I don't like christmas

    everyone: *gasp* what??????

    credeiki: 1. I don't celebrate christmas so whatever 2. separately from that, I simply don't like it

    M: ok can I ask you how this came about though?

    credeiki: while many people can celebrate christmas without imparting any religious significance to it as it has among other things a wide cultural footprint and ubiquity in our society, as a Jew I was explicitly raised to understand that it was a religious holiday not intended for my consumption, and as such have always found it quite alienating. I don't mean to detract from anyone's secular experiences of it, but that is how I was raised so it is to some degree how I still feel. Also I don't like the enforced cheer or music or decorations.

    M: hah thank you for answering my probing/personal question. [talks about how it was to celebrate christmas as an expat in egypt; v interesting]

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    wandering wrote: »
    Any person who says they could never be turned on by a figurine or drawing has revealed a startling and damning lack of imagination

    Look, all I'm going to say is that I just finished watching She-Ra and whoever designed this Catra costume was on fucking point

    fA5I38J.jpg?1

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    The joke option
    Honk wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I'm hot.

    That is my religion

    That is the only religion there needs to be.

    Man is not hot, only god is hot
    No mere mortal can ever be hot



    (May not be safe for work)

    (Yes that’s Sir Ian McKellen)

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I'm an ATHEIST

    Always
    Telling
    Horses
    Everyone
    Is
    Supporting
    Them

    We've got your back horses

    You can do it

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    cred aside from the chistmas part i just want to say i feel you so hard on the "didn't we just have diversity training about this?" part

    workplaces just be like

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    prom catra is a fuckin baller

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    hey buddy
    Maybe you should fuckin do it

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    I'd rather just live my life and not have to talk about it
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Sorry, Chanus. I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.

    how can you handle snakes when they don't exist tho

    B1PJhBg.jpg

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    11 minutes wandering

    this is assault

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    I didn't fail to make the new [chat] because I was too busy

    I saw that geth had picked me, and I decided to instead go to the store

    ftOqU21.png
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    @P10 did you say in last chat you needed a new graphics card?

    I just replaced my 970 and now it's just sitting around in my house if you want it mailed to you

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    credeiki wrote: »
    Yesterday at work (also, having posted this, I don't need to do my annual war on christmas here at length, I assume, cause I have condensed my spiel down into a very digestible bite that I cannot imagine anyone finds objectionable):

    M (senior-ish guy): Hey, we should have a secret santa for the team!

    younger female employee: Oh yeah that would be great!

    M: you should plan it, then

    credeiki: we just got back from the diversity training thing in which it was specifically called out how we shouldn't give the one woman on the team all the social planning events!

    M: you should do it then

    credeiki: lol no, I don't like secret santas and I don't like christmas

    everyone: *gasp* what??????

    credeiki: 1. I don't celebrate christmas so whatever 2. separately from that, I simply don't like it

    M: ok can I ask you how this came about though?

    credeiki: while many people can celebrate christmas without imparting any religious significance to it as it has among other things a wide cultural footprint and ubiquity in our society, as a Jew I was explicitly raised to understand that it was a religious holiday not intended for my consumption, and as such have always found it quite alienating. I don't mean to detract from anyone's secular experiences of it, but that is how I was raised so it is to some degree how I still feel. Also I don't like the enforced cheer or music or decorations.

    M: hah thank you for answering my probing/personal question. [talks about how it was to celebrate christmas as an expat in egypt; v interesting]

    Did he do Coptic Christmas or, as I’m assuming some regular ass American Christian, attempt to replicate the American one with family and friends?

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    cred aside from the chistmas part i just want to say i feel you so hard on the "didn't we just have diversity training about this?" part

    workplaces just be like

    to be fair the guy had not been able to attend, but I was just coming back from it and was like, ok, I just made a mental commitment to be the advocate for the two young women on the team and watch out for this shit because I am absolutely the best positioned to 1. notice sexism and 2. speak up about it, so I had to say something

    hm yes he didn't expect such a candid and lengthy answer, possibly, but I am really personally disclosive at all times so w/e. "bring your authentic self to work"

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Any person who says they could never be turned on by a figurine or drawing has revealed a startling and damning lack of imagination
    Aww yeah.

    h3yjy2jbiic3.jpg

    Primordial thicc

    Quick! Hide it under the grass nest before mom sees!

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    Burnage wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Any person who says they could never be turned on by a figurine or drawing has revealed a startling and damning lack of imagination

    Look, all I'm going to say is that I just finished watching She-Ra and whoever designed this Catra costume was on fucking point

    fA5I38J.jpg?1

    Prom Catra finally dethroned D.Va as my avatar

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    papa nurgle bless

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    Winky wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Any person who says they could never be turned on by a figurine or drawing has revealed a startling and damning lack of imagination
    Aww yeah.

    h3yjy2jbiic3.jpg

    Primordial thicc

    I liked the theory somebody put forth - not that I especially believe it, but I like the theory - that this is a self portrait

    since the proportions look a lot like what somebody looks like when they look down

    ftOqU21.png
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    cred aside from the chistmas part i just want to say i feel you so hard on the "didn't we just have diversity training about this?" part

    workplaces just be like

    to be fair the guy had not been able to attend, but I was just coming back from it and was like, ok, I just made a mental commitment to be the advocate for the two young women on the team and watch out for this shit because I am absolutely the best positioned to 1. notice sexism and 2. speak up about it, so I had to say something

    hm yes he didn't expect such a candid and lengthy answer, possibly, but I am really personally disclosive at all times so w/e. "bring your authentic self to work"

    damn skippy

    being my authentic self has taken new corporate overlords aback a bit these last couple weeks

    as i refuse to blow smoke up their asses about how everything in the business is totally functional and working as intended hah

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Yesterday at work (also, having posted this, I don't need to do my annual war on christmas here at length, I assume, cause I have condensed my spiel down into a very digestible bite that I cannot imagine anyone finds objectionable):

    M (senior-ish guy): Hey, we should have a secret santa for the team!

    younger female employee: Oh yeah that would be great!

    M: you should plan it, then

    credeiki: we just got back from the diversity training thing in which it was specifically called out how we shouldn't give the one woman on the team all the social planning events!

    M: you should do it then

    credeiki: lol no, I don't like secret santas and I don't like christmas

    everyone: *gasp* what??????

    credeiki: 1. I don't celebrate christmas so whatever 2. separately from that, I simply don't like it

    M: ok can I ask you how this came about though?

    credeiki: while many people can celebrate christmas without imparting any religious significance to it as it has among other things a wide cultural footprint and ubiquity in our society, as a Jew I was explicitly raised to understand that it was a religious holiday not intended for my consumption, and as such have always found it quite alienating. I don't mean to detract from anyone's secular experiences of it, but that is how I was raised so it is to some degree how I still feel. Also I don't like the enforced cheer or music or decorations.

    M: hah thank you for answering my probing/personal question. [talks about how it was to celebrate christmas as an expat in egypt; v interesting]

    Did he do Coptic Christmas or, as I’m assuming some regular ass American Christian, attempt to replicate the American one with family and friends?

    The latter, which is definitely less interesting than anything related to Coptic christianity which I know nothing about!

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    There's always the one guy in the village who never leaves his hut and it's just filled with fertility idols

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    I hate Christmas i wish it wasn't compulsory

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    khorne = gryffindor
    tzeentch = ravenclaw
    nurgle = hufflepuff
    slaanesh = slytherin

    prove me wrong

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    The joke option
    Chanus wrote: »
    11 minutes wandering

    this is assault
    It’s long but the ending is great trust me

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    That jerking off on figurines subreddit
    Chanus wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    cred aside from the chistmas part i just want to say i feel you so hard on the "didn't we just have diversity training about this?" part

    workplaces just be like

    to be fair the guy had not been able to attend, but I was just coming back from it and was like, ok, I just made a mental commitment to be the advocate for the two young women on the team and watch out for this shit because I am absolutely the best positioned to 1. notice sexism and 2. speak up about it, so I had to say something

    hm yes he didn't expect such a candid and lengthy answer, possibly, but I am really personally disclosive at all times so w/e. "bring your authentic self to work"

    damn skippy

    being my authentic self has taken new corporate overlords aback a bit these last couple weeks

    as i refuse to blow smoke up their asses about how everything in the business is totally functional and working as intended hah

    This is either going to get you fired, or make you the new CEO

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Any person who says they could never be turned on by a figurine or drawing has revealed a startling and damning lack of imagination
    Aww yeah.

    h3yjy2jbiic3.jpg

    Primordial thicc

    I liked the theory somebody put forth - not that I especially believe it, but I like the theory - that this is a self portrait

    since the proportions look a lot like what somebody looks like when they look down

    I don't know which pleases me more: that this was prehistoric anime titty, or this was prehistoric sexting.

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