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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Reportedly they are also seeking an Asian-American director and lead for Shang-Chi (which, they fuckin better be)
    I mean, OK

    if they make a Shang-Chi movie, called "Shang-Chi" and starring a character named "Shang-Chi", but then Shang-Chi is played by a white dude, that would be ridiculously bad

    but also I would be in awe of the brazenness of their I-don't-give-a-fuck-itude?

  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    "I bestow on you, Tanner McKenzie, the title of Shang-Chi, Master Of Kung Fu. Now go save my people."

    "Thanks, Master Wu Shu."

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Shawn-Chi will defeat Todd Thanos

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    There was a kid in my high school RPG club who did a webcomic, in the murky prehistory of the internet, about like a secret society of different Deaths. This was the roster that I can recall:

    - DEATH from Discworld, who was the club president and the most "archetypal" Death.
    - The Grim Reaper from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, who was kind of a tech expert who outfitted the team with gadgets when they would sometimes inexplicably go on spy missions.
    - Death of the Endless from Sandman, who was in danger of being kicked off the team if anyone discovered she had fallen in love with a suspiciously authorial-insert-feeling mortal guy and kept him alive in her realm when she was supposed to "harvest" him.
    - Andrew the Angel of Death from "Touched By An Angel", who was a sad man in a brown coat whose narrative purpose seemed to be to chastise the other characters for using swear words.
    - Marvel's skele-titties Death, who was drawn in a bunch of group shots but never showed up in the story.
    - Eddie the skeleton guy from all the Iron Maiden album covers, who was a 4th-wall-breaking chaos monster implied to be older than all the other Deaths.
    - The Dog Reaper from that one fucked up sequence in All Dogs Go To Heaven, who liked to steal the limbs of the more skeletal Deaths to chew on, and also lament the fact that as a skeleton dog himself he no longer had genitals to lick.
    - The Grim Reaper from Castlevania, who wanted to join the club but couldn't because his dad Dracula was too strict
    - Lady Death, whose inclusion (in an arc where all the boy Deaths are trying to recruit her and Endless Death gets super jealous) heralded the end of the shitty circa 1998 Angelfire page where all of this was hosted, because of a copyright complaint from Chaos Comics.

    The art wasn't terrible, and I kind of want to see if he ever re-uploaded it somewhere, but the other main thing he drew was a staggering amount of StarFox ABDL porn, which has discouraged me from ever checking to see if he made a DeviantArt account or whatever.

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Delduwath wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Reportedly they are also seeking an Asian-American director and lead for Shang-Chi (which, they fuckin better be)
    I mean, OK

    if they make a Shang-Chi movie, called "Shang-Chi" and starring a character named "Shang-Chi", but then Shang-Chi is played by a white dude, that would be ridiculously bad

    but also I would be in awe of the brazenness of their I-don't-give-a-fuck-itude?

    No see, they said they learned a lesson from Black Panther.

    So Shang Chi will be black

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2018
    Marvel is remaking The Last Dragon?

    Garlic Bread on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I hope they get the Shang-Chi movie out in time for him to appear in Avengers 5: Tomb of Dracula

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I still think Doctor Strange and the Tomb of Dracula is a fantastic idea and title

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    SHANG-CHI AND DOCTOR STRANGE IN: THE TOMB OF DRACULA

  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Give us a Tomb of Dracula movie marvel you cowards.

    darunia106 on
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Delduwath wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Reportedly they are also seeking an Asian-American director and lead for Shang-Chi (which, they fuckin better be)
    I mean, OK

    if they make a Shang-Chi movie, called "Shang-Chi" and starring a character named "Shang-Chi", but then Shang-Chi is played by a white dude, that would be ridiculously bad

    but also I would be in awe of the brazenness of their I-don't-give-a-fuck-itude?

    No see, they said they learned a lesson from Black Panther.

    So Shang Chi will be black

    But Shang Chi, I sell drugs to the community!

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Delduwath wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Reportedly they are also seeking an Asian-American director and lead for Shang-Chi (which, they fuckin better be)
    I mean, OK

    if they make a Shang-Chi movie, called "Shang-Chi" and starring a character named "Shang-Chi", but then Shang-Chi is played by a white dude, that would be ridiculously bad

    but also I would be in awe of the brazenness of their I-don't-give-a-fuck-itude?

    No see, they said they learned a lesson from Black Panther.

    Shang-Chi will never freeze

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2018
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I still think Doctor Strange and the Tomb of Dracula is a fantastic idea and title

    Put the tomb of dracula on the moon and we have a deal.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Why would his tomb be on the moon

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Why would his tomb be on the moon

    Cause he moved it there.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Why would his tomb be on the moon

    because if it's on the dark side of the moon then he doesn't have to worry about sunlight, duh

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    SHANG-CHI AND DOCTOR STRANGE IN: THE TOMB OF DRACULA

    ABHAY KHOSLA’S BRAM STOKER’S SHANG-CHI AND DOCTOR STRANGE IN: THE TOMB OF DRACULA'S NIPPLE

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Dracula ain't building the tomb!

    The tomb is built by Van Helsing or some shit and then Dracula is revived in it!

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    disclaimer: I know that's not actually how it works

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Dracula's tomb is whatever building he happens to be in when Blade finally stakes him

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Why would his tomb be on the moon

    only the freshest of moon cheese for drac's tombstone

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Why would his tomb be on the moon

    because if it's on the dark side of the moon then he doesn't have to worry about sunlight, duh
    Yeah but thats why he builds his castle there

    Anyone building his tomb would want as many Dracula Deterrents as possible to stop him if he gets reborn

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Hey what happens if you send a werewolf to the moon, are we talkin like superwolf or do they just explode or somethin

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Dracula ain't building the tomb!

    The tomb is built by Van Helsing or some shit and then Dracula is revived in it!

    No no I like the idea of the undead making their own gravesites, like animals might build a nest

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    This is where I hock my WELCOME, EXCEPT YOU DRACULA doormats

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Hey what happens if you send a werewolf to the moon, are we talkin like superwolf or do they just explode or somethin

    they need a spacesuit with a tail

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Hey what happens if you send a werewolf to the moon, are we talkin like superwolf or do they just explode or somethin

    if the werewolf is of american origins then i believe you've got yourself a straight-to-dvd threequel

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Hey what happens if you send a werewolf to the moon, are we talkin like superwolf or do they just explode or somethin
    You get a Man-Wolf scenario
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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Hey what happens if you send a werewolf to the moon, are we talkin like superwolf or do they just explode or somethin

    The same thing that happens to everything else

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Hey what happens if you send a werewolf to the moon, are we talkin like superwolf or do they just explode or somethin

    they need a spacesuit with a tail

    I dunno vacuum isn't made out of silver they should be fine right

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Speaking of, in reading all of Peter David's X-Factor I was reminded of how good Jack Russell is

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    WAIT I have a new answer re-rack
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Hey what happens if you send a werewolf to the moon, are we talkin like superwolf or do they just explode or somethin

    you get a laikanthrope

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Dracula ain't building the tomb!

    The tomb is built by Van Helsing or some shit and then Dracula is revived in it!

    No no I like the idea of the undead making their own gravesites, like animals might build a nest
    OK, I am interested in reading your "ecology of undeath" artbook.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    I've averaged the scores of these replies and it looks like we're going with Man-Wolf, very good

    Honourable mention for late entry "Laikanthrope"

    Hobnail on
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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    WAIT I have a new answer re-rack
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Hey what happens if you send a werewolf to the moon, are we talkin like superwolf or do they just explode or somethin

    you get a laikanthrope

    holy shit

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I am a fan of fun happy Gaiman Death, stoic professional Pratchett Death and your traditional leering horny to kill you skeleton Death, they're all good Deaths

    look alls i'm saying is one of them needs to get off they ass and end me already

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Good things come to those who wait I spose

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  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular

    Captain Marvel is in soul charge, watch out

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Hey what happens if you send a werewolf to the moon, are we talkin like superwolf or do they just explode or somethin
    You get a Man-Wolf scenario
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    Doesn't....doesn't Werewolf literally mean Man-Wolf?

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Hey what happens if you send a werewolf to the moon, are we talkin like superwolf or do they just explode or somethin
    You get a Man-Wolf scenario
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    Doesn't....doesn't Werewolf literally mean Man-Wolf?

    Yeah but Man-Wolf is a name I can own

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