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[Bad News Gone Right]: 2019 - We Are All Filthy Animals, Apparently

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Scooter wrote: »
    Hatreon was set up specifically because Patreon doesn't allow nazis. But I'm not sure if that site managed to keep going for more than a few months.

    Thats probably because their base doesnt want their primary income to come from a site whose very name incriminates them for the hate crimes they commit

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  • NyysjanNyysjan FinlandRegistered User regular
    Scooter wrote: »
    Hatreon was set up specifically because Patreon doesn't allow nazis. But I'm not sure if that site managed to keep going for more than a few months.

    Thats probably because their base doesnt want their primary income to come from a site whose very name incriminates them for the hate crimes they commit
    It's not the grifters, but it is harder to get a good grift going on smaller platforms, especially when all the obfuscation is taken out.
    Most fascists or nazi fanboys don't think of themselves as fascists or nazi fanboys, they need a figleaf, no matter how microscopic or transparent, so they can tell themselves that nooooo, i'm not a nazi, i'm a mens rights advocatre, identaterian, patriot, republican, classic liberal, constitutional originalist, a good god fearing christian, etc...

  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    Hatreon was set up specifically because Patreon doesn't allow nazis. But I'm not sure if that site managed to keep going for more than a few months.

    Thats probably because their base doesnt want their primary income to come from a site whose very name incriminates them for the hate crimes they commit
    It's not the grifters, but it is harder to get a good grift going on smaller platforms, especially when all the obfuscation is taken out.
    Most fascists or nazi fanboys don't think of themselves as fascists or nazi fanboys, they need a figleaf, no matter how microscopic or transparent, so they can tell themselves that nooooo, i'm not a nazi, i'm a mens rights advocatre, identaterian, patriot, republican, classic liberal, constitutional originalist, a good god fearing christian, etc...

    As I recall Hatreon's failure was not from a lack of people willing to donate to nazis, but that no payment processor was willing to deal with them.

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Hatreon is a great joke/parody name though. Just not one an actual business should use and expect to be taken seriously.

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Hatreon is a great joke/parody name though. Just not one an actual business should use and expect to be taken seriously.
    Now that Tumblr is banning all porn, someone should make a spin-off for porn called Cumblr.

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  • Edith_Bagot-DixEdith_Bagot-Dix Registered User regular
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    Hatreon was set up specifically because Patreon doesn't allow nazis. But I'm not sure if that site managed to keep going for more than a few months.

    Thats probably because their base doesnt want their primary income to come from a site whose very name incriminates them for the hate crimes they commit
    It's not the grifters, but it is harder to get a good grift going on smaller platforms, especially when all the obfuscation is taken out.
    Most fascists or nazi fanboys don't think of themselves as fascists or nazi fanboys, they need a figleaf, no matter how microscopic or transparent, so they can tell themselves that nooooo, i'm not a nazi, i'm a mens rights advocatre, identaterian, patriot, republican, classic liberal, constitutional originalist, a good god fearing christian, etc...

    Also, the ones who do wear the nazi/facist/whatever label with pride tend to be broke-ass mouthbreathers.



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  • SwashbucklerXXSwashbucklerXX Swashbucklin' Canuck Registered User regular
    Bad News: Angry bobcat attempts to savage wildlife conservation officers.
    Gone Right: He's a bobkitten and his name is Mr. Murderbritches

    https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/12/06/utah-bobcat-named-mr/

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  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    Bad News: Angry bobcat attempts to savage wildlife conservation officers.
    Gone Right: He's a bobkitten and his name is Mr. Murderbritches

    https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/12/06/utah-bobcat-named-mr/

  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    "187 TIME" got me.

  • AridholAridhol Daddliest Catch Registered User regular
    PREPARE TO DIE

  • SelnerSelner Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    Bad News: Angry bobcat attempts to savage wildlife conservation officers.
    Gone Right: He's a bobkitten and his name is Mr. Murderbritches

    https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/12/06/utah-bobcat-named-mr/


    There's a follow-up article about Mr. Murderbritches:
    https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/12/06/utah-bobcat-named-mr/

    He's apparently quite the kitty. They had to capture and release him twice. After the chickens, he came back and got into a dog house?

    The deputy who released him didn't want to put him down or put him in a kennel because of his "fighting spirit".
    He even helped the guy get some road-kill (deer and pheasant?) as a snack.

    After watching the cat eat, the deputy said “It was really cool,”.

  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Bad news gone right: James Fields, murderer of Heather Heyer, was found guilty of murder, five counts of aggravated malicious wounding, three counts of malicious wounding and one count of hit and run. He's looking at 20 to life.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46490492?intlink_from_url=https://www.bbc.com/news/topics/cremmjz8rx4t/charlottesville&link_location=live-reporting-story

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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Thank fuck for that. Criminy.

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Update on nazi fuck:
    James A. Fields Jr., an avowed neo-Nazi who rammed his car into a group of counterprotesters at a white-supremacist rally, was sentenced to life in prison by a jury Tuesday after a trial that offered an unsparing view of the physical and emotional ruin he caused in this city with a burst of vehicular rage 16 months ago.

    As he had throughout his two-week trial, Fields, 21, sat impassively at the defendant’s table, clad in a powder blue sweater, as the jury delivered its sentencing decisions after about four hours of deliberations that began Monday: life for first-degree murder; 70 years for each of five counts of aggravated malicious wounding; 20 years for each of three counts of malicious wounding; and nine years for leaving the scene of a fatal crash.

    The jurors were instructed that the sentences would be “presumed to be consecutive” unless they recommended that the terms be served simultaneously. The panel made no such recommendation. Fields’s overall sentence: life plus 419 years and $480,000 in fines.

    Emphasis mine.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/james-a-fields-jr-sentenced-to-life-in-prison-in-charlottesville-car-attack/2018/12/11/8b205a90-fcc8-11e8-ad40-cdfd0e0dd65a_story.html?utm_term=.1076b315b1b1

  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    I like how the jail sentance is one year short of 420 years. "Yeah, we could have given you hitlers birthday as your overall jail sentance, but no, fuck you."

    Probably not intentional, though.

  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
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    What the fuck, Brandt, that is not self-explanatory at all?

    There is no good news here, just deep despair.

  • destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Not only is it not self-explanatory, it's also not correct grammar.

    That's a Teethbat, Brandt.

    destroyah87 on
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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    Not only is it not self-explanatory, it's also not correct grammar.

    That's a Teethbat, Brandt.

    It's not a good bat Brondt.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Noooooope

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Can we focus on the latex gloves for a minute, though? What's that about?

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Can we focus on the latex gloves for a minute, though? What's that about?

    proper dental hygiene

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular
    Noooooope

    I hate it so much! I'm very glad I could share it with all of you.

  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Can we focus on the latex gloves for a minute, though? What's that about?

    Would you want to touch that with your bare hands?

    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Can we focus on the latex gloves for a minute, though? What's that about?

    Would you want to touch that with your bare hands?

    Depends, I guess. Whose teeth are those?

    Wait...whose fucking teeth are those?!

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  • BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    The Tooth Fairies have to get that spare change somehow. Threatening people using the teeth they've already gotten only makes sense.

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Bad news: Police called on noise complaint on young black men.
    Gone right: Police join said men in playing Smash Bros.

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/police-respond-noise-complaint-end-playing-video-games-respectful-tenants-002329963.html

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    “We got a lot of cops. We’re telling them this is the same noise level we’ve been having,” Williams tells us. “They confirmed, a few times, that we weren’t even loud.”

    Eventually, one police officer asked the young men what they were playing.

    “I’m like, ‘Y’all wanna play Smash?!’ And two of them literally raised their hand and walked up. They’re like, ‘How do you jump?’ They were acting; one of them was playing Pikachu!” Williams says, laughing, alluding to the fact that the officers knew how to play very well.

  • NitsuaNitsua Gloucester, VARegistered User regular
    That is how police work SHOULD be. I'm glad they could join in the smash fest. A great story with a good ending.

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Can we focus on the latex gloves for a minute, though? What's that about?

    That’s not an item you ever want to leave fingerprints on

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    I like how you all think this is as bad as it gets and that the internet hasn't already purchased it and used it in a sexual act

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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    wait, you think it was created for something else?

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Label wrote: »
    wait, you think it was created for something else?

    No, merely pointing out it's been thru a few rounds of recycling by this point

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  • SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    Bad news! German city streets gridlocked!

    Good news! By delicious chocolate:

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/dec/12/chocolate-factory-leak-smothers-german-street-paving

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  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    The Germans: You know that movie, Willy Wonka? Let's try to make that reality.

  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    That's probably way outside the five second rule to be safe to eat.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • daveNYCdaveNYC Why universe hate Waspinator? Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    That's probably way outside the five second rule to be safe to eat.

    Only the stuff that's actually touching the road.

    Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Suspect Homer Simpson was unavailable for comment

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Suspect Homer Simpson was unavailable for comment
    How long does it take to fly from the state that Springfield is in to Germany? He's probably on the flight.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Suspect Homer Simpson was unavailable for comment
    How long does it take to fly from the state that Springfield is in to Germany? He's probably on the flight.

    That Springfield is within driving distance of all fifty states including Hawaii, and it's streets seem to constantly rearrange themselves, so I'm guessing the flight will take at most two commercial breaks.

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