The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
Comparing Java to FORTRAN is some quality trolling
*slow clap*
Feral are you a fellow Java traveler
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IlpalaJust this guy, y'knowTexasRegistered Userregular
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
You know what you must do.
Tell her she remains his power, his pleasure, his pain
Tell her "to me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah"
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
Yeah I was more amused by the fact that they paid for an emulated environment so that they could continue to run software written for an ancient set of systems, and the infrastructure for their solution is now itself technical debt.
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BrodyThe WatchThe First ShoreRegistered Userregular
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
Is the rose for you?
"I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
Comparing Java to FORTRAN is some quality trolling
*slow clap*
Feral are you a fellow Java traveler
No. Not at all.
I just know from the software I implement/manage/support/purchase that Java is alive and well
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
Comparing Java to FORTRAN is some quality trolling
*slow clap*
Java has improved, it's still very much going the way of both of those languages though. Especially when you're arms deep in a system and find out, whoops it's Java 1.2 and you're suddenly back in 1998.
Though if you're part of an organization that deals almost entirely with Java (aerospace, government), you'll likely have strong opinions that Java is great and isn't going away, and bowen is crazy.
bowen on
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
Comparing Java to FORTRAN is some quality trolling
*slow clap*
Java has improved, it's still very much going the way of both of those languages though. Especially when you're arms deep in a system and find out, whoops it's Java 1.2 and you're suddenly back in 1998.
It really isn't but okay
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Java was always such a pain in the ass. Don't have the right version of .net installed? App doesn't run. Don't have the right combination of JVM, version, moon cycle? The app doesn't run but does tell you that there OS will explode and a countdown clock starts. Have the right version and JVM? Still might not run because it doesn't like the moon cycle or Windows updated Calculator so now it's time for a hissy fit.
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Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
Comparing Java to FORTRAN is some quality trolling
*slow clap*
Feral are you a fellow Java traveler
No. Not at all.
I just know from the software I implement/manage/support/purchase that Java is alive and well
Oh darn I thought you might be a bro
I'll put a frown next to your name in the spreadsheet
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
Comparing Java to FORTRAN is some quality trolling
*slow clap*
Feral are you a fellow Java traveler
No. Not at all.
I just know from the software I implement/manage/support/purchase that Java is alive and well
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
I support an environment that's still exactly this. And it still does exactly that. And they'll never change it as long as it costs them less money to react to potential problems than the overhaul required to prevent those problems.
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
Comparing Java to FORTRAN is some quality trolling
*slow clap*
Java has improved, it's still very much going the way of both of those languages though. Especially when you're arms deep in a system and find out, whoops it's Java 1.2 and you're suddenly back in 1998.
It really isn't but okay
Yes you manage java because of technical debt, places that aren't massively beholden to picking up that stack avoid it like the plague.
Things like Kotlin are kind of breathing new life into the language, but ehhhhhhh there are better choices usually (I've seen die hard Java fans switching to Go lately).
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
wait what
im just more confused
Chanus is the meat in an MMF sandwich is what I'm getting.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
The paradigm of running a Java Virtual Machine on a Windows desktop is mostly dead
But for server apps, web apps, other platforms it's very much alive
C# is coming in hot to replace it in some instances that don't have a lot of technical debt they need to service.
I used to work in a place whose principal software ran in an emulated IBM AS/400 environment, which itself was written in Java and ran in a JVM.
It was really finicky about the JVM supplier and version, too. Fell over after every update.
I wonder how they're getting on with that these days.
Probably still running Java. Places that are heavy Java are resilient to changing it because of the technical debt required to create platforms like that. This is the reason COBOL and FORTRAN still both exist.
Comparing Java to FORTRAN is some quality trolling
@Brody been posting my exact takes all day in chat and I'm really appreciating the efficiency of just agreeing with your post instead of having to put together a cogent thought.
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
wait what
im just more confused
Chanus is the meat in an MMF sandwich is what I'm getting.
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
wait what
im just more confused
so i wasn’t sure but i suspected smiling girl was romantically involved with a guy in the warehouse
who i also only recently learned hasn’t worked here in like three months
i don’t leave my office much
anyway he brought her roses today so i think suspicion confirmed
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
man, the bachelor really went downhill, huh
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
Anyone remember the other week when I was talking about buying some special Kingdom Hearts clothing?
Well it turns out you could only order it from within Japan.
But I was already so set on the idea of spending money on this stuff that I found a place that you can pay and they will order Japan exclusive stuff online for you and then ship it to you when they get it.
So basically I committed really hard to this vidya clothing and it cost even more than I expected.
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
You know what you must do.
Tell her she remains his power, his pleasure, his pain
Tell her "to me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah"
All throughout my early adulthood, I thought it was "Kiss from a rose on the grave", which seemed a bit maudlin and dour. Years later, I found it was "Kiss from ma rose on the gray", although my thoughts haven't changed on the sadness scale.
so former warehouse guy who i only recently learned didn't work here anymore has shown up to the office with a rose so i think that mystery may be solved
wait what
im just more confused
so i wasn’t sure but i suspected smiling girl was romantically involved with a guy in the warehouse
who i also only recently learned hasn’t worked here in like three months
i don’t leave my office much
anyway he brought her roses today so i think suspicion confirmed
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Feral are you a fellow Java traveler
*checks Wiki* "as well as voicing Elhaym Van Houten in the cult PlayStation RPG Xenogears." Holy shit.
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
Yeah she voices Dorne in the MMO, she can literally be your online girlfriend.
Mike Adamle actually showed up on Justified as a huge asshole, which didn't seem like much acting either.
NO IFS AND OR BUTTS THESE KIDS HAVE GUTS!
pleasepaypreacher.net
Tell her "to me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby?
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah"
Yeah I was more amused by the fact that they paid for an emulated environment so that they could continue to run software written for an ancient set of systems, and the infrastructure for their solution is now itself technical debt.
Is the rose for you?
The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson
Steam: Korvalain
Nick Arcade
I remember wanting to play Steel Empire so much because of that show, only to find out years later that it isn't actually all that great.
No. Not at all.
I just know from the software I implement/manage/support/purchase that Java is alive and well
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Java has improved, it's still very much going the way of both of those languages though. Especially when you're arms deep in a system and find out, whoops it's Java 1.2 and you're suddenly back in 1998.
Though if you're part of an organization that deals almost entirely with Java (aerospace, government), you'll likely have strong opinions that Java is great and isn't going away, and bowen is crazy.
It really isn't but okay
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Java was always such a pain in the ass. Don't have the right version of .net installed? App doesn't run. Don't have the right combination of JVM, version, moon cycle? The app doesn't run but does tell you that there OS will explode and a countdown clock starts. Have the right version and JVM? Still might not run because it doesn't like the moon cycle or Windows updated Calculator so now it's time for a hissy fit.
Oh darn I thought you might be a bro
I'll put a frown next to your name in the spreadsheet
edit: and Wandering's
I like your Pangurban avatar
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I support an environment that's still exactly this. And it still does exactly that. And they'll never change it as long as it costs them less money to react to potential problems than the overhaul required to prevent those problems.
Thanks! I'm pleased with it. It still feels weird not to have a Doctor Who one.
Yes you manage java because of technical debt, places that aren't massively beholden to picking up that stack avoid it like the plague.
Things like Kotlin are kind of breathing new life into the language, but ehhhhhhh there are better choices usually (I've seen die hard Java fans switching to Go lately).
We post on a forum, we're full of e-grets.
wait what
im just more confused
Chanus is the meat in an MMF sandwich is what I'm getting.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Epic still uses MUMPS
Dunno context, wont read further, pressing agree
so i wasn’t sure but i suspected smiling girl was romantically involved with a guy in the warehouse
who i also only recently learned hasn’t worked here in like three months
i don’t leave my office much
anyway he brought her roses today so i think suspicion confirmed
man, the bachelor really went downhill, huh
Which is a pretty big clue, yeah, unless she like collects or something and you were next on the list.
i pretty much always want a sandwich
did you get an Organization XIII raincoat stacey
All throughout my early adulthood, I thought it was "Kiss from a rose on the grave", which seemed a bit maudlin and dour. Years later, I found it was "Kiss from ma rose on the gray", although my thoughts haven't changed on the sadness scale.
He's trying to win her back from you.