Now that it's winter, I went and bought a new pair of gloves. But when I got home I saw they were both lefties. Which like, on one hand that's super useful, but on the other hand it just isn't right.
"You know who you never hear about? Olive, the tenth reindeer."
"Olive?"
"Yeah, you remember Olive. The other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
There's a very bad animated special based on this joke.
"You know who you never hear about? Olive, the tenth reindeer."
"Olive?"
"Yeah, you remember Olive. The other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
There's a very bad animated special based on this joke.
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited December 2018
Oooohhhh, tarragon and star anise is it, your lordship?
The Monty Python clip I was gonna post here is like impossible to find based on my search parameters which are absolute nonsense so pretend it's a clip of Graham Chapman making fun of someone for talking posh and it's very funny and not one of the racist Flying Circus bits which LET ME TELL YOU
JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
I used to spend a lot of time organizing my spice cabinet. Then one day at the grocery store I discovered a bottle labeled "Allspice" and was like "Finally I can throw the rest of this shit away."
I said this to my wife and she started looking around for things to throw at me. Luckily only heavy objects were to hand and she didn't want to accidentally damage the walls if she missed. Whew!
Lord_AsmodeusgoeticSobriquet:Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered Userregular
For SOME reason the account got suspended. I can't imagine why.
Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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Probably not for taking the piss out of libertarians.
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Maybe for though?
2 or less
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I was worried it would cause a fence.
BEHOLD
This is terrible lol
It certainty is. Tarragon would be between them, as would Star Anise.
The Monty Python clip I was gonna post here is like impossible to find based on my search parameters which are absolute nonsense so pretend it's a clip of Graham Chapman making fun of someone for talking posh and it's very funny and not one of the racist Flying Circus bits which LET ME TELL YOU
Racist!?
Well, I never.
The burger is very meaty but the other is a little meteor.
Shared pictures of my daughter with Santa today... I’m really digging Instagramma!
pleash educate yourshelf appropriately next time
They’re also incapable of doing magic, according to Ms. Rowling!
But after they’ve screwed it in, it starts smocking.
I dunno what you're talking about with arms or whatever. I'm talking about tickles.
@Moriveth Care to comment? I know you're a marine biologist and Regular Human Father.
A bit down the page from that is also the gem,
"Nothing. This is my money. Get your own gift."
I said this to my wife and she started looking around for things to throw at me. Luckily only heavy objects were to hand and she didn't want to accidentally damage the walls if she missed. Whew!
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