like, I wouldnt mind that if it wasn't also frustrating because some of their problems would be solved by like.. technology. They're like
OMG THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM!!
and im like, uhhh, I mean sure but also theres just ________________???
Also like
So Satan just decides to hang out in the greendale mines? Has the entire world/underworld to fuck about in, but hes like, nah gonna chill here brah. And also, do ALL the worlds witches go to that one school? Like, why there? She was like GOTTA GO TO WITCH SCHOOL so I was expecting some like, train journey or something to witch school, but no, just walked for a bit down the local train tracks and boop, at witch school. We know London EXISTS because duder has an accent, and they explain ppl just... being PLACES by 'fuck it, teleporting', but still. The world just feels so incredibly... wishy washy to me. Like, oh no she cant read books anymore! THERES SO MANY BOOKS. BUt ok take your fucking iphone and download some audiobooks...???
I like this show I just want the world to make sense
That witch school is just for that one coven.
The only thing that didn't make sense to me in the end is how the hell they can maintain doing that dumb dark feast every year.
Well they’d only been doing it since Sabrina’s dad died. It was outlawed before that.
They had been doing it before he died and they didn't say exactly when he outlawed it.
Like, it was a tradition from the 1600s that had been continued until Sabrina's dad said to stop.
And they had been doing it for...how long have her parents been dead for in the series? I just know she's 16 and they died when she was a kid. That's still a lot for what looks to be a teeny tiny coven.
Hmm, true. Father Blackwood also mentions that the coven used to be more polyamorous which probably led to lots more children.
like, I wouldnt mind that if it wasn't also frustrating because some of their problems would be solved by like.. technology. They're like
OMG THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM!!
and im like, uhhh, I mean sure but also theres just ________________???
Also like
So Satan just decides to hang out in the greendale mines? Has the entire world/underworld to fuck about in, but hes like, nah gonna chill here brah. And also, do ALL the worlds witches go to that one school? Like, why there? She was like GOTTA GO TO WITCH SCHOOL so I was expecting some like, train journey or something to witch school, but no, just walked for a bit down the local train tracks and boop, at witch school. We know London EXISTS because duder has an accent, and they explain ppl just... being PLACES by 'fuck it, teleporting', but still. The world just feels so incredibly... wishy washy to me. Like, oh no she cant read books anymore! THERES SO MANY BOOKS. BUt ok take your fucking iphone and download some audiobooks...???
I like this show I just want the world to make sense
That witch school is just for that one coven.
The only thing that didn't make sense to me in the end is how the hell they can maintain doing that dumb dark feast every year.
Well they’d only been doing it since Sabrina’s dad died. It was outlawed before that.
They had been doing it before he died and they didn't say exactly when he outlawed it.
Like, it was a tradition from the 1600s that had been continued until Sabrina's dad said to stop.
And they had been doing it for...how long have her parents been dead for in the series? I just know she's 16 and they died when she was a kid. That's still a lot for what looks to be a teeny tiny coven.
Hmm, true. Father Blackwood also mentions that the coven used to be more polyamorous which probably led to lots more children.
Then again, they have 14 month pregnancies...
I don't think they actually say it happens every year
Zelda just says its similar to thanksgiving, but it could be every decade or whatever
like, I wouldnt mind that if it wasn't also frustrating because some of their problems would be solved by like.. technology. They're like
OMG THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM!!
and im like, uhhh, I mean sure but also theres just ________________???
Also like
So Satan just decides to hang out in the greendale mines? Has the entire world/underworld to fuck about in, but hes like, nah gonna chill here brah. And also, do ALL the worlds witches go to that one school? Like, why there? She was like GOTTA GO TO WITCH SCHOOL so I was expecting some like, train journey or something to witch school, but no, just walked for a bit down the local train tracks and boop, at witch school. We know London EXISTS because duder has an accent, and they explain ppl just... being PLACES by 'fuck it, teleporting', but still. The world just feels so incredibly... wishy washy to me. Like, oh no she cant read books anymore! THERES SO MANY BOOKS. BUt ok take your fucking iphone and download some audiobooks...???
I like this show I just want the world to make sense
That witch school is just for that one coven.
The only thing that didn't make sense to me in the end is how the hell they can maintain doing that dumb dark feast every year.
Well they’d only been doing it since Sabrina’s dad died. It was outlawed before that.
They had been doing it before he died and they didn't say exactly when he outlawed it.
Like, it was a tradition from the 1600s that had been continued until Sabrina's dad said to stop.
And they had been doing it for...how long have her parents been dead for in the series? I just know she's 16 and they died when she was a kid. That's still a lot for what looks to be a teeny tiny coven.
Hmm, true. Father Blackwood also mentions that the coven used to be more polyamorous which probably led to lots more children.
Then again, they have 14 month pregnancies...
13 month. Because in Sabrina, the witches are extra
Alright other random thought for someone who’s watched through to the end.
Did Ms. Wardwell / Madam Satan cast the hellfire on the Greendale 13? They make a real point to cut to her when they say only “devils” and three witches have ever cast it before.
Nothing. Matters.
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Alright other random thought for someone who’s watched through to the end.
Did Ms. Wardwell / Madam Satan cast the hellfire on the Greendale 13? They make a real point to cut to her when they say only “devils” and three witches have ever cast it before.
It's deliberately ambiguous.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Alright other random thought for someone who’s watched through to the end.
Did Ms. Wardwell / Madam Satan cast the hellfire on the Greendale 13? They make a real point to cut to her when they say only “devils” and three witches have ever cast it before.
Alright other random thought for someone who’s watched through to the end.
Did Ms. Wardwell / Madam Satan cast the hellfire on the Greendale 13? They make a real point to cut to her when they say only “devils” and three witches have ever cast it before.
I think it was Sabrina.
It was
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The first episode is probably the worst.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
So is Suzy ftm or ftm transgendered ?The show isn't super clear on that. Roz seemed to think being called a boy would insult them but later someone else I assume would know does and they're fine
King Riptor on
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So is Suzy ftm or ftm transgendered because the show isn't super clear on that. Roz seemed to think being called a boy would insult them but later someone else I assume would know does and they're fine
Nonbinary.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
So is Suzy ftm or ftm transgendered because the show isn't super clear on that. Roz seemed to think being called a boy would insult them but later someone else I assume would know does and they're fine
Nonbinary.
Ah ok. That makes sense
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they're played by a nonbinary actor, Lachlan Watson, and though I have not finished the show yet, they seem to be a queer teen who's in the process of self-discovery wrt: their identity. the lack of specificity in terminology I believe is intentional
My girlfriend lost her shit when they went looking for the Malus Malum and the apple trees had blossoms AND ripe fruit on them. I was like "THIS is where you cannot suspend your disbelief?"
they're played by a nonbinary actor, Lachlan Watson, and though I have not finished the show yet, they seem to be a queer teen who's in the process of self-discovery wrt: their identity. the lack of specificity in terminology I believe is intentional
I was a little confused by this because they do refer to her as she, and she specifically asks for a girls' night at one point, but then i've heard people call her nonbinary so I was like???
Watched 2 episodes so far, and I'll probably keep going out of inertia
The narration at the end of ep2 confused me, though
She basically said no to getting the baptism and somehow that's a third choice? I assume it's covered in the next episode but so far it's been presented as "be a witch or don't" and I didn't get anything other than "don't" from the end of the episode
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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Watched 2 episodes so far, and I'll probably keep going out of inertia
The narration at the end of ep2 confused me, though
She basically said no to getting the baptism and somehow that's a third choice? I assume it's covered in the next episode but so far it's been presented as "be a witch or don't" and I didn't get anything other than "don't" from the end of the episode
Third choice is being a witch in the coven and not signing the book, not giving up her mortal life in the process. Aka having your cake and eating it too.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Started great, middle dragged, ended...okay. I'd probably watch another season if I can get another free month of Netflix. Hopefully they actually get some feedback, spot the problems and correct them.
Still waiting for the Hail Satan supercut, though.
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Renewed for S3 & S4. Ambrose better get his damn cobra twins.
Good news for any and all who were enchanted by Netflix’s macabre Halloween ’18 release, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: the show will be around for years to come. With a second season still looming over the horizon, prepped for release on the streaming platform in April of 2019, Sabrina has nonetheless officially put a third and fourth season into motion.
Variety reports that Netflix has ordered 16 more episodes of the program to be distributed among the two seasons, which will begin production in ’19 and presumably reach the viewing public in 2020 and 2021. In the meantime, we’ve got Sabrina‘s holiday special, which only just hit the ‘net on December 14, to fill the Greendale void.
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I am waiting till actual Christmas day to watch the holiday special.
But I am very excited for it.
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Holiday special was V GOOD!
And even actually furthered the story. Cannot wait for more.
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Then again, they have 14 month pregnancies...
Zelda just says its similar to thanksgiving, but it could be every decade or whatever
It's deliberately ambiguous.
Am I?
It was
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Nonbinary.
Ah ok. That makes sense
edit: here is in fact a brief talk with them at teen vogue on the very subject
I was a little confused by this because they do refer to her as she, and she specifically asks for a girls' night at one point, but then i've heard people call her nonbinary so I was like???
The narration at the end of ep2 confused me, though
That was not evident and also seems like it wouldn't work
I guess that will be addressed
Whole show spoilers
Why did the grandma let her granddaughter and friend stay with her while the entire town was under attack?
Am I supposed to like any of the other witches? They're all petty shithead murderers.
There was also a strange thing where anyone with a varsity jacket on was assumed to be fair game for getting murdered or humiliated.
I don't know, it was real messy.
I firmly agree that it is a bad show. I bailed after episode 6 with no regrets.
Much like Riverdale, it's still entertaining, and definitely more cohesive.
Sally Draper being all "Hail Satan!" is kind of weird.
My god, it was amazing.
Still waiting for the Hail Satan supercut, though.
But I am very excited for it.
And even actually furthered the story. Cannot wait for more.
I LOVED episode 6 when it went full religious warfare.
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In her ravenous hatred, she found no peace
and with boiling blood, she scoured the umbral planes,
seeking vengeance against the dark lord who had wronged her.
And those who had tasted the bite of her sword named her,
THE TEENAGE WITCH.
She sure has her moments. Sadly, just moments. Namely episode 6.