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Godzilla and other, less important Kaiju

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    MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    Just go ahead and inject that right in me now thanks.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Honestly this could be the worst movie ever made and if you give me Godzilla and the Godzilla March and I’m fucking calling it movie of the year

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    I think this movie has finally, definitely dethroned Avengers as my most anticipated film of 2019.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    I eventually came around and really appreciated Alexandre Desplat's score for the 2014 Godzilla

    But yo

    Yo

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    The noises I made in the theater when the Godzilla March played in Shin Godzilla... were improper.

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    I think this movie has finally, definitely dethroned Avengers as my most anticipated film of 2019.

    Avengers, John Wick 3, Detective Pikachu, Godzilla...

    My god, May is absolutely bonkers with movies next year.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    darunia106 wrote: »
    You just wanna see Godzilla and Kong in dapper suits.

    Does someone not?

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    SF Debris, following up his background/reviews of Godzilla, Godzilla 1985 and Godzilla vs Biolante, has a new one for Godzilla Raids again.
    http://sfdebris.com/videos/films/godzillaraidsagain.php

    One interesting thing I hadn't know is the reason the fight scenes look comical is that the camera dude fucked up and recorded in fast motion instead of slow motion, and because the movie was made on a madcap production schedule, there was no time to go back and reshoot.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I think this movie has finally, definitely dethroned Avengers as my most anticipated film of 2019.

    Avengers, John Wick 3, Detective Pikachu, Godzilla...

    My god, May is absolutely bonkers with movies next year.

    Happy Birthday to me.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    For a Pacific Rim Jaeger to fight Godzilla or other Kaiju from the new Legendary movies the jaegars would have to be much larger and more powerful, which would increase the neural strain unless, say, you had five pilots, one in each limb and then a commander in the head or chest.... MegaJaeger assemble!

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Voltron!

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    What's 1:22 from? That is an amazing bit of effects.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    For a Pacific Rim Jaeger to fight Godzilla or other Kaiju from the new Legendary movies the jaegars would have to be much larger and more powerful, which would increase the neural strain unless, say, you had five pilots, one in each limb and then a commander in the head or chest.... MegaJaeger assemble!

    Big G, sure. But a Jaeger could go one on one with Kong or any of the other beasties on his island pretty handily.
    Don't know the scale of the monsters in the new movie though.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Too much use of Godzilla's Revenge.

    Stop reminding me of Godzilla's Revenge!

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    NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    The biggest issue with comparing Pacific Rim Kaiju/Jaegers to Godzilla is the weight.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XPIgcJeN7s

    TLDW: Category 4s and up were generally same height or taller. The issue is that Godzilla weighs around 24 times as much as the largest kaiju they can be compared to:

    Godzilla: Height: 350 feet Weight: 164,000 tons
    Slattern: Height: 596 feet Weight: 6,750 tons

    Now, whether Godzilla is insanely overweight or the Pacific Rim Kaiju are being lowballed on theirs, who knows. I'd guess if they really did a crossover the weights would be normalized, in which case, the ringer becomes the big G's atomic breath.

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    I mean the weights are always silly, because once you start thinking about that too hard you get a movie wherein the Kaiju are crushed to death under their own body weight cos gravity exists

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    He has radioactive superpowers.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    I mean the weights are always silly, because once you start thinking about that too hard you get a movie wherein the Kaiju are crushed to death under their own body weight cos gravity exists

    Damn you, inverse square law!

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    What's 1:22 from? That is an amazing bit of effects.

    Ghidorah, the Three Headed Monster

    That's the one where there's actually a fun b-plot with an amnesiac lady princess from a foreign nation dodging assassins

    And also Godzilla and Rodan enter into a crossfire style debate with Mothra at the end about whether or not humans deserve their help

    It fuckin' rules

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Godzilla has bones made from carbon nanotubes

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    What's 1:22 from? That is an amazing bit of effects.

    Ghidorah, the Three Headed Monster

    That's the one where there's actually a fun b-plot with an amnesiac lady princess from a foreign nation dodging assassins

    And also Godzilla and Rodan enter into a crossfire style debate with Mothra at the end about whether or not humans deserve their help

    It fuckin' rules

    The Mothra attendants get an action scene, that movie is the best!

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    What's 1:22 from? That is an amazing bit of effects.

    Ghidorah, the Three Headed Monster

    That's the one where there's actually a fun b-plot with an amnesiac lady princess from a foreign nation dodging assassins

    And also Godzilla and Rodan enter into a crossfire style debate with Mothra at the end about whether or not humans deserve their help

    It fuckin' rules

    The Mothra attendants get an action scene, that movie is the best!

    Oh right, that's the one where they flip the giant prop lightswitch!

    God I love Godzilla movies

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Nobody wrote: »
    Now, whether Godzilla is insanely overweight or the Pacific Rim Kaiju are being lowballed on theirs, who knows.

    I'd guess a bit closer to the kaiju being way lowballed

    A slab of meat of 100*50*50 m (approximately the dimensions of Legendary 'zilla, a bit wider and deeper plus obviously with all the negative spaces filled in) would be 265,000 tons at 1.05 kg/liter

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    Nobody wrote: »
    Now, whether Godzilla is insanely overweight or the Pacific Rim Kaiju are being lowballed on theirs, who knows.

    I'd guess a bit closer to the kaiju being way lowballed

    A slab of meat of 100*50*50 m (approximately the dimensions of Legendary 'zilla, a bit wider and deeper plus obviously with all the negative spaces filled in) would be 265,000 tons at 1.05 kg/liter

    Pacific Rim numbers don't make sense in general. I assume they were an afterthought when someone pointed out that nerds love numbers, so they better make up some big sounding numbers for their giant robot and monster movie, then all the teams dispersed, came up with their own big numbers at random and turned them in.

    It's better to ignore them and just watch the giant robots punch giant monsters than to get worked up over specific numbers.

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    So I'm in the first semester of an MA in film studies, and I'm currently working on a proposal for my major research paper (not going to do a thesis cuz hell no) that'll compare and contrast the first Legendary Godzilla with Shin Godzilla and how they both borrow from and adapt and play with Godzilla's legacy as a whole. I'm excited about it and have gotten some good feedback from profs so far. One of the other cool things I'm doing is hosting a screening of Shin Godzilla as part of our faculty's weekly film screenings next Friday! I basically get to introduce the film and give some historical context and geek out a bit before we all watch together as a group. I'm stoked!

    Oh hey so that proposal I submitted a couple of weeks ago got approval from the faculty and the head of the department is my supervisor. So now I get to study Godzilla in 2019.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    So I'm in the first semester of an MA in film studies, and I'm currently working on a proposal for my major research paper (not going to do a thesis cuz hell no) that'll compare and contrast the first Legendary Godzilla with Shin Godzilla and how they both borrow from and adapt and play with Godzilla's legacy as a whole. I'm excited about it and have gotten some good feedback from profs so far. One of the other cool things I'm doing is hosting a screening of Shin Godzilla as part of our faculty's weekly film screenings next Friday! I basically get to introduce the film and give some historical context and geek out a bit before we all watch together as a group. I'm stoked!

    Oh hey so that proposal I submitted a couple of weeks ago got approval from the faculty and the head of the department is my supervisor. So now I get to study Godzilla in 2019.

    Damn we're watching the backstory unfold in real time for the next Godzilla movie after Kong, where a film studies student, while researching Godzilla, discovers that the original 1954 movie was based on an actual legend and that the monster himself is real...

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    NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    I mean the weights are always silly, because once you start thinking about that too hard you get a movie wherein the Kaiju are crushed to death under their own body weight cos gravity exists

    True, square-cube law makes Kaiju go squish. The post was mainly to point out that Jaegers have fought things that were the same height/length or larger, while being smaller.

    So yeah, I’ll gladly take a movie with Godzilla trading shots with Jaegers.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I'm sorry, I meant square cube, not inverse square.

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Better, I'd take a movie with Jet Jaguar teaming up with Godzilla after a few fights, when they realize Megalon is the real enemy.

    Edit: I meant Gigan. The chicken monster with hook hands.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I, too, would like Godzilla to see his boyfriend again.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Does he bring Baby Rider?

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    If they continue with the Legendary films after Kong, I'm curious if they'll keep with "lots of monsters" or if they'll focus things back down.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I guess they'll pare it down for Godzilla VS King Kong. But I imagine there's gotta be a enemy for them to team up against.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    I guess they'll pare it down for Godzilla VS King Kong. But I imagine there's gotta be a enemy for them to team up against.

    I've said this before, but I figure they'll breach into the Hollow Earth talked about in Skull Island, and might run into subterranian dweebs like Baragon or Megalon.

    Though they announced when they got the rights to Mothra, Rodan and Ghidorah and I don't think they've announced anything new since then.

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    I think the answer is clear


    Godzilla X King Kong VS The Black Hole Planet 3 Aliens.

    Giant Ape Vs. Space Apes. Who Will Survive?

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Just like,

    Showa-era the hell outta it.

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    LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    So I'm in the first semester of an MA in film studies, and I'm currently working on a proposal for my major research paper (not going to do a thesis cuz hell no) that'll compare and contrast the first Legendary Godzilla with Shin Godzilla and how they both borrow from and adapt and play with Godzilla's legacy as a whole. I'm excited about it and have gotten some good feedback from profs so far. One of the other cool things I'm doing is hosting a screening of Shin Godzilla as part of our faculty's weekly film screenings next Friday! I basically get to introduce the film and give some historical context and geek out a bit before we all watch together as a group. I'm stoked!

    Oh hey so that proposal I submitted a couple of weeks ago got approval from the faculty and the head of the department is my supervisor. So now I get to study Godzilla in 2019.

    Damn we're watching the backstory unfold in real time for the next Godzilla movie after Kong, where a film studies student, while researching Godzilla, discovers that the original 1954 movie was based on an actual legend and that the monster himself is real...

    I forget, is current US Godzilla like Toho's canon where every rebooted era holds the original film was part of its canon?

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    So I'm in the first semester of an MA in film studies, and I'm currently working on a proposal for my major research paper (not going to do a thesis cuz hell no) that'll compare and contrast the first Legendary Godzilla with Shin Godzilla and how they both borrow from and adapt and play with Godzilla's legacy as a whole. I'm excited about it and have gotten some good feedback from profs so far. One of the other cool things I'm doing is hosting a screening of Shin Godzilla as part of our faculty's weekly film screenings next Friday! I basically get to introduce the film and give some historical context and geek out a bit before we all watch together as a group. I'm stoked!

    Oh hey so that proposal I submitted a couple of weeks ago got approval from the faculty and the head of the department is my supervisor. So now I get to study Godzilla in 2019.

    Damn we're watching the backstory unfold in real time for the next Godzilla movie after Kong, where a film studies student, while researching Godzilla, discovers that the original 1954 movie was based on an actual legend and that the monster himself is real...

    I forget, is current US Godzilla like Toho's canon where every rebooted era holds the original film was part of its canon?

    Nope. Legendary Godzilla is a naturally occuring organism, while original flavor was mutated by the atom bomb.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    Just like,

    Showa-era the hell outta it.

    This is, honestly, all I really want in the world

    More huge budget Godzilla movies with aliens from Space Hunter Nebula X

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