My dad started getting those meal kits because he's 70 and is finally getting kicked into actually doing cooking by my mom, and Jesus every recipe is oil and salt. What's the point of cooking at home if it's just as unhealthy as eating out
My dad started getting those meal kits because he's 70 and is finally getting kicked into actually doing cooking by my mom, and Jesus every recipe is oil and salt. What's the point of cooking at home if it's just as unhealthy as eating out
My dad started getting those meal kits because he's 70 and is finally getting kicked into actually doing cooking by my mom, and Jesus every recipe is oil and salt. What's the point of cooking at home if it's just as unhealthy as eating out
Salt is delicious.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
My dad started getting those meal kits because he's 70 and is finally getting kicked into actually doing cooking by my mom, and Jesus every recipe is oil and salt. What's the point of cooking at home if it's just as unhealthy as eating out
Salt is delicious.
The tears of my enemies.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
oil and salt are the two ingredients for life on this planet
My dad started getting those meal kits because he's 70 and is finally getting kicked into actually doing cooking by my mom, and Jesus every recipe is oil and salt. What's the point of cooking at home if it's just as unhealthy as eating out
it's still significantly less oil and salt than what is at a restaurant. It being healthy doesn't mean it has to taste bad.
today my boss tried to tell me what to do and I almost blew a gasket
turns out that working independently for about 10 years on research stuff makes you sort of bad at being an emloyee
but like, how dare he
fortunately he eventually read the room and entrusted me with project planning/technical direction which I think he had originally intended to dictate, and instead just ended up wasting two hours of my time with a meeting about...I don't know, the conceptual questions of my project? "storyboarding"--which obviously I already had in place mentally cause I'm not an idiot. But the younger consultant thought that was a useful meeting so for her sake maybe it was good we had it? I would have rather just spent 15 mins writing it out and distributing it to the manager and younger consultant though rather than going through "brainstorming"
a worry i have is i now have a new boss whom i probably can’t just tell to go fuck himself when i strongly disagree with his dumb ideas haha
yeah but you can just like
check out and think about how you can just fly to Vegas tomorrow and see a show and it won't even hit your budget
so i wouldn't worry too much
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
i just read an article in teen vogue and science says if a guy makes prolonged eye contact he probably just wants to be pals but if he glances at your boobs he’s probably attracted to you
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
i just read an article in teen vogue and science says if a guy makes prolonged eye contact he probably just wants to be pals but if he glances at your boobs he’s probably attracted to you
shit
no wonder i'm not getting results
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
if everyone else in the room seems competent...
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Ppups your signature right now is a quote of Shazkar saying "I eat a lot of cookies guys, trust me" and I need no further context, it just makes me smile
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Orphanerivers of redthat run to seaRegistered Userregular
i can't even comprehend the mental space people would be in to see a package on a porch, stop, reverse your car, and go take it
i understand that makes me sound probably ridiculously naive but like....what kind of savage do you have to fucking be to do that shit and then get mad about a prank package that you stole
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Ppups your signature right now is a quote of Shazkar saying "I eat a lot of cookies guys, trust me" and I need no further context, it just makes me smile
shaz is brilliant, benards
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I was talking to my brother earlier and I mentioned my new phone, and how it was disheartening that, during setup, I was asked in so many words if I was cool with them selling all of my data to other people
"Like if I press 'No', does that mean they won't do it? Or does that just acknowledge that I'm not cool with it, but they're gonna do it anyway?"
My Rubik's cube average solve time is down to about 40 seconds. I'm working on colour neutrality and have blue- and green-face solves down to the point where they don't feel weird anymore, which just leaves red and orange to go. Then I'll just do a dozen solves on each face every day to reinforce it until they're all roughly the same speed.
Cubing is a nerdy hobby, but it impresses normal people more than my heroic Argus kill, so that's nice.
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Package theft, even with my criminal mindset, just seems like a dangerous game
Like 9 times out of 10 people are ordering absolute nonsense that I have no interest in and probably have minimal sale / resale value
Which means its a volume game, and anytime you have to do a crime several times to get results, your chances of being caught increase dramatically!
My Rubik's cube average solve time is down to about 40 seconds. I'm working on colour neutrality and have blue- and green-face solves down to the point where they don't feel weird anymore, which just leaves red and orange to go. Then I'll just do a dozen solves on each face every day to reinforce it until they're all roughly the same speed.
Cubing is a nerdy hobby, but it impresses normal people more than my heroic Argus kill, so that's nice.
That is pretty neat!
I have no idea how solving a Rubik's cube quickly is even learned, so feel free to mention more of the process as you go along
Although 40 seconds is already freaky fast, that's fast enough that you can use it to illustrate a point while giving a pithy speech about order from chaos
I assumed package thefts were usually crimes of opportunity where they aren't going out to steal packages but notice an easily stolen package and decide to go for the crime lottery.
Couscous on
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I assumed package thefts were usually crimes of opportunity where they aren't going out to steal packages but notice an easily stolen package and decide to go for the crime lottery.
Just, like, how many times is it "Y-yay ... I stole somebody's tampons...", do you think? :P
Package theft is bad but at the end of the day that seems like an appropriate punishment, just freaking them out and making a huge mess they have to clean up
It’s probably the least disruptive kind of stealing a person can do, but it’s still bad
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on the one hand
right?
on the other hand
i’ve known some pretty garbage grown adults
They have nice houses and cars and shit too
Smdab
um oil and salt are good
Salt is delicious.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
The tears of my enemies.
it's still significantly less oil and salt than what is at a restaurant. It being healthy doesn't mean it has to taste bad.
yeah but you can just like
check out and think about how you can just fly to Vegas tomorrow and see a show and it won't even hit your budget
so i wouldn't worry too much
I don't choose incompetent friends
What am I, incompetent?
shit
no wonder i'm not getting results
is this a rhetorical question
if you meet incompetent people all day...
For the sake of my self-esteem, yes please :P
You work in IT or retail?
this works on both levels, well done
i understand that makes me sound probably ridiculously naive but like....what kind of savage do you have to fucking be to do that shit and then get mad about a prank package that you stole
shaz is brilliant, benards
"Like if I press 'No', does that mean they won't do it? Or does that just acknowledge that I'm not cool with it, but they're gonna do it anyway?"
Cubing is a nerdy hobby, but it impresses normal people more than my heroic Argus kill, so that's nice.
Like 9 times out of 10 people are ordering absolute nonsense that I have no interest in and probably have minimal sale / resale value
Which means its a volume game, and anytime you have to do a crime several times to get results, your chances of being caught increase dramatically!
That is pretty neat!
I have no idea how solving a Rubik's cube quickly is even learned, so feel free to mention more of the process as you go along
Although 40 seconds is already freaky fast, that's fast enough that you can use it to illustrate a point while giving a pithy speech about order from chaos
So.... in order to get anything good you would have to go on some sort of criminal activity spree?
Like anything else, the trick to a successful crime career is moderation
You want to run a crime marathon, not a crime sprint!
It's the cheapest microtransaction there is
Jesus Christ
this guy is like a Law Abiding Citizen waiting to happen
I am incredibly impressed
A crime steeplechase, as it were.
Just, like, how many times is it "Y-yay ... I stole somebody's tampons...", do you think? :P
Package theft is bad but at the end of the day that seems like an appropriate punishment, just freaking them out and making a huge mess they have to clean up
It’s probably the least disruptive kind of stealing a person can do, but it’s still bad
TBF it's a short road from powered glitter bomb to t-bone in the throat.
That’s a lot of consoles