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John Wick Chucks An Assault Rifle At A Dude in the [movies] Thread

EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes UpRegistered User regular
edited January 2019 in Social Entropy++
Movies are pretty neat

But none of them are as neat as Speed Racer

Let's talk about which movie gets second place!

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    i will never understand speed racer apologists

    Hey Satan!
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
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    i will never understand speed racer apologists

    https://youtu.be/pxuK4NQ2NHk

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Who are you calling an apologist

    I've never apologized for anything

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Speed Racer is amazing.

    There are no apologies needed for it.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The movie, not the forumer.

    The forumer is... OK I guess?

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Exhibit #2 as evidence:

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    I have not seen Speed Racer

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    SirEtchwarts wrote: »
    Movies are pretty neat

    But none of them are as neat as Speed Racer

    Let's talk about which movie gets second place!

    I dunno that Spiderverse movie is pretty good.

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    XeddicusXeddicus Registered User regular
    Batman v Superman is better than Speedracer!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    The movie, not the forumer.

    The forumer is... OK I guess?

    Speed Racer the forumer is better than Speed Racer the movie, imo. Insomuch as people and movies can be qualitatively compared.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    SirEtchwarts wrote: »
    Movies are pretty neat

    But none of them are as neat as Speed Racer

    Let's talk about which movie gets second place!

    I dunno that Spiderverse movie is pretty good.

    I've been seriously debating where it lies on my overall list!

    I think I need to see it again before I feel comfortable unseating Raiders of the Lost Ark

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I heart Speed Racer both the movie and forumer.

    However, it's not as fun to rib a movie.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I heart Speed Racer both the movie and forumer.

    However, it's not as fun to rib a movie.

    Let me tell you about a little show called

    Cinematic Titanic

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    McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    The PG-13 version of Deadpool 2 doesn't really work as well as the R, but all the stuff they filmed with Fred Savage is pretty good.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hey @Rorshach Kringle

    Look here you dumb fuck!!

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    no

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Rude.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Speed Racer is a pretty good movie.

    But is it better than Jurassic Park?

    No.

    Is any movie better than Jurassic Park?

    No.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    You know what movie is better than Jurassic Park is
    like


    a bunch of them.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    You know what movie is better than Jurassic Park is
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    a bunch of them.

    Name three right now.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    You know what movie is better than Jurassic Park is
    like


    a bunch of them.

    Name 12!

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i will list 327 movies better than jurassic park

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    i will list 327 movies better than jurassic park

    Your hands might get tired writing Darkman 327 times though.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I will never forgive Jurassic World 2 for that damn brachiosaurus scene.

    We were watching it at an outdoor theatre and when that scene ended, someone right down the back near the toilets yelled “oh fuck you!” in the most distraught voice.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    i will list 327 movies better than jurassic park

    Your hands might get tired writing Darkman 327 times though.

    bullshit they will

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DIE, DARKMAN, DIE

    Still the best title.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Tremors is better than Jurassic Park

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I will never forgive Jurassic World 2 for that damn brachiosaurus scene.

    We were watching it at an outdoor theatre and when that scene ended, someone right down the back near the toilets yelled “oh fuck you!” in the most distraught voice.

    That what you get for staying on Explosion Island.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Johnny Chopsocky wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I will never forgive Jurassic World 2 for that damn brachiosaurus scene.

    We were watching it at an outdoor theatre and when that scene ended, someone right down the back near the toilets yelled “oh fuck you!” in the most distraught voice.

    That what you get for staying on Explosion Island.

    It tried to get to the boat!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I was trying to think of the last movie I've seen and I think it might have been The Incredibles 2?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    movies better than jurassic park:

    mirror, mirror 2: raven dance
    rock n' roll nightmare
    ghoulies iii: ghoulies go to college
    porky's
    porky's ii: the next day
    halloween is grinch night

    this is post 1 of 55, listing 327 movies better than jurassic park

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    You know what movie is better than Jurassic Park is
    like


    a bunch of them.

    Name three right now.

    Safety First!
    Duck Soup
    Oceans 8

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    DouglasDanger wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    You know what movie is better than Jurassic Park is
    like


    a bunch of them.

    Name three right now.

    Safety First!
    Duck Soup
    Oceans 8

    Do any of those feature a bare-chested Jeff Goldblum???

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    movies better than jurassic park:

    the fly (1986)
    hackers
    mr. magorium's wonder emporium
    bloodsucking pharaohs in pittsburgh
    the muse


    this is post 2 of 55, listing 327 movies better than jurassic park

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Better than Jurassic Park

    Hmmm

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    List in Translation
    Major League
    White Men Can't Jump
    Get Out


    Off the top of my head

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    You know what movie is better than Jurassic Park is
    like


    a bunch of them.

    Name 12!

    Stuff I've watched this month that I consider better than Jurassic Park:
    The Prestige (just finished seeing it on HBO minutes ago)
    Seven Samurai
    Three Outlaw Samurai
    The Passion of Joan of Arc
    The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre in 4K restoration
    The first Saw
    Oldboy
    Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
    Logan
    The first Nightmare on Elm Street
    The second Nightmare on Elm Street
    The third Nightmare on Elm Street
    Logan
    The Host
    Tucker & Dale vs Evil
    Battle Royale
    Man Bites Dog
    Cult of Chucky
    Annihilation
    Melancholia
    Antichrist

    Stuff I've watched this month that are a tossup:
    Woodshock
    Thirst
    Lizzie
    The fourth Nightmare on Elm Street

    Stuff I've watched this month that I concede Jurassic Park is better than:
    Possession of Hannah Grace
    The Strangers: Prey at Night
    The Great Gatsby (2013)
    Mama
    Chillerama

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Tremors is better than Jurassic Park
    OH GOD I CAN'T CHOOSE

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    You know what movie is better than Jurassic Park is
    like


    a bunch of them.

    Name 12!

    Yes, Name 12 is absolutely a better movie than Jurassic Park.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    I love Battle Royale

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    SirEtchwarts wrote: »
    Movies are pretty neat

    But none of them are as neat as Speed Racer

    Let's talk about which movie gets second place!

    Oh my god, was that a ninja?

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