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Pre-Fight Debate Thread: Bracket 5

Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User regular
edited December 2006 in Graphic Violence
Match A:

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Captain Nazi

Powers: Superhuman strength, speed and stamina, invulnerability, flight, enhanced senses

Vs.

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Lady Shiva

Powers: Literate in body language to the point she often knows what an opponent will do before they do it, master martial artist

Equipment: 10 kunai, pistol, grappling hook

Environment: S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier. Neither opponent is allowed to leave the helicarrier. Captain Nazi's perimeter of flight is 20 feet on each side.

Match B:

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Hobgoblin

Powers: Superhuman strength, various weapons and Goblin paraphernalia

Equipment: 10 Pumpkin Bombs, 10 Gas Bombs, Spear tipped glider

VS.

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The Green Goblin

Powers: Superhuman strength, healing factor, various weapons and Goblin paraphernalia

Equipment: 10 Pumpkin Bombs, 10 Gas Bombs, Spear tipped glider

Environment: Downtown Metropolis

Match C:

Purple Man

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Powers: Mind control, Highly intelligent, Skilled manipulator

Vs.

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Mastermind

Powers: Telepathic Illusion

Environment: A fully manned, fully armed military base. Neither combatant may use their powers on their opponent, but are free to use them on anyone else in the area.

Match D:

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Absorbing Man

Powers: Magical ability to mimic the characteristics of any form of matter and some forms of energy with which he is in physical contact.

Vs.

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Gentleman Ghost

Powers: Fancy lad hat and monocle, dry humor, spectral ability to turn invisible and incorporeal. Renders any body part who touches him deathly cold.
Adequate marksman with antique flintlock pistols.

Equipment: 2 flintlock pistols.

Environment: The Grand Canyon. Neither competitor may leave the canyon.

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    FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    is CLASSY

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2006
    Can Captain Nazi win on the name alone?

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    The LuggageThe Luggage Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Match C would the be the best match ever.

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    Romero ZombieRomero Zombie Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Goblin match is interesting. I would give it to Norman. Even though he's insane, the guy is still a genious and I believe is quite a bit stronger than Hobgoblin. Unless I'm wrong...

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    Zodiac BraveZodiac Brave Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    A. Lady Shiva
    B. Green Goblin
    C. Purple Man
    D. The Gentleman Ghost

    m i rit

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    HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm assuming the Goblins are going to be Norman and Kingsley. Have those 2 ever directly faced each other before? I can't remember it happening. I can remember Harry going up against Mcdale before he became the Demogoblin, but that's it.

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    robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Purple Man: "Kill Mastermind!"

    Mastermind: "Purple Man is Mastermind!"

    Purple Man can't take out Mastermind in this fight so long as the people he controls cannot see Mastermind is Mastermind, or even see him at all for that matter.

    Mastermind can't use the people against Purple Man, though, if Purple Man just tells them to go unconscious.

    So I guess they end up trying to shoot each other?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    Purple Man: "Kill Mastermind!"

    Mastermind: "Purple Man is Mastermind!"

    Purple Man can't take out Mastermind in this fight so long as the people he controls cannot see Mastermind is Mastermind, or even see him at all for that matter.

    Mastermind can't use the people against Purple Man, though, if Purple Man just tells them to go unconscious.

    So I guess they end up trying to shoot each other?

    Your imagination is broken.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Wow! And I don't say that lightly (yes I do), each match truly is better than the last!

    The goblin match and the Purple vs Mastermind matches are sure to be the fan favorites.

    Robosagogo brings up an interesting point, should the military men be rendered void by either of the combatants powers, how will the match end? Arm wrestle?

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    robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    Purple Man: "Kill Mastermind!"

    Mastermind: "Purple Man is Mastermind!"

    Purple Man can't take out Mastermind in this fight so long as the people he controls cannot see Mastermind is Mastermind, or even see him at all for that matter.

    Mastermind can't use the people against Purple Man, though, if Purple Man just tells them to go unconscious.

    So I guess they end up trying to shoot each other?

    Your imagination is broken.
    I don't really know much about either character beyond their power lists and that episode of X-Men that featured the Hellfire Club.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm gonna go with Nazi, Green Gob, Purp. Man, and the Gentlemen Ghost based on initial looks.

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    robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Yeah, Ghost just needs to trick Absorbing Man into falling into the Canyon and shattering.

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    First impressions:

    A) Captain Nazi - No matter how good a fighter you are, a normal human can't really hurt someone with super strength, stamina, and invulnerability. Also, his name is Captain Nazi, he's got two helpings of win here.
    B) Green Goblin - When in doubt, go with the original. He's smarter and crazier.
    C) Mastermind - None of the soldiers will be able to find Mastermind, while Purple Man has no way to really hide (and is too arrogant to even try). Eventually some soldier is going to shot Purple Man from farther away than his powers reach.
    D) Absorbing Man - World class badass vs a guy who's apparently really fancy (sure he does some other stuff too). I just can't see Ghost hurting Absorbing Man, while all AM needs is one opening to make a fancy smear on the canyon walls.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    hey remember the time Catman stabbed Captain Nazi in the eyes with syringes? good times.

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    robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Why does everyone like Nazis so much?

    Absorbing Man doesn't have the mental wherewithal to hit someone who is invisible and intangible. Ten bucks says Ghost gets him to charge off a cliff at him. It's the Grand Canyon, so the impact will definitely shatter a rock form or anything else Creel can get his hands on in a gift shop or whatever.

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    hey remember the time Catman stabbed Captain Nazi in the eyes with syringes? good times.

    Hell if I know anything about him. His power list reads like Superman-lite and his name is Captain Nazi. I didn't really think I needed to know much more :)

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    robosagogo wrote:
    Why does everyone like Nazis so much?

    Absorbing Man doesn't have the mental wherewithal to hit someone who is invisible and intangible. Ten bucks says Ghost gets him to charge off a cliff at him. It's the Grand Canyon, so the impact will definitely shatter a rock form or anything else Creel can get his hands on in a gift shop or whatever.

    Aren't they both already in the canyon? I assumed no leaving the canyon meant they could go outside it and had to stay within the physical confines of the canyon walls, so no big falls unless Absorbing Man climbs up for some reason.

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    GoodCitizenGoodCitizen Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    werehippy wrote:
    robosagogo wrote:
    Why does everyone like Nazis so much?

    Absorbing Man doesn't have the mental wherewithal to hit someone who is invisible and intangible. Ten bucks says Ghost gets him to charge off a cliff at him. It's the Grand Canyon, so the impact will definitely shatter a rock form or anything else Creel can get his hands on in a gift shop or whatever.

    Aren't they both already in the canyon? I assumed no leaving the canyon meant they could go outside it and had to stay within the physical confines of the canyon walls, so no big falls unless Absorbing Man climbs up for some reason.

    He could smash one of the walls and cause it to collapse. Thats probably the only scenario I can think of.

    Still, this guy goes up against THOR. Plus, he always carries the big wrecking ball, so he can turn into more than just rock. I'm assuming he gets to take it because he always has it.

    I just don't see the ghost actually hurting him

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    Benjamin Franklin used foil covered window glass to create a capacitor. He then attempted to kill a turkey with the stored charge. Instead, he knocked himself out. Franklin later wrote, "I tried to kill a turkey but nearly succeeded in killing a goose."
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    GoodCitizenGoodCitizen Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    A) Cap'N Nazi - Superman-esque powers and I don't think Shiva could hurt him. It would take Nazi man forever to actually hit her, but I'm guessing he'd eventually tag her. Plus, if one of them gets knocked off, Nazi dude is the only one that can hover and not fall out of bounds. Could Cap N just destroy the helicarrier, be the only one to survive the crash, and win by default?

    B) Green Goblin - ACCEPT.... NO... SUBSTITUTE!

    C) Purple Man - Purple man can plant suggestions and the people will follow them even after leaving the area. I think Mastermind has to see what he's changing the appearence of, atleast to know what to make it look like. If I'm wrong about that, my vote may change.

    D) Absorbing Man - He fights Thor. He has a giant steel ball he always carries around, so he can be invulnerable to anything the ghost can put out. Ghost's only hope is to get AM so mad that he smashes a canyon wall and buries himself. Doubt even that would do it for long, though. If he doesn't get to carry his standard wrecking ball, my vote may change here too, but probably not. :lol:

    Great bracket. Wish I could actually see some of these fights.

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    Benjamin Franklin used foil covered window glass to create a capacitor. He then attempted to kill a turkey with the stored charge. Instead, he knocked himself out. Franklin later wrote, "I tried to kill a turkey but nearly succeeded in killing a goose."
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    robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Thor's only able to beat Absorbing Man by outsmarting him. Nobody would be able to beat Absorbing Man if he was smarter.

    But yeah, just think about how low the bar is when your only requirement to beat Absorbing Man is that you must be as smart as Thor.

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    CharmyCharmy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    These match-ups are brilliant.

    No comment on Match A. I'm not sure what degree of superstrength Captain Nazi has, and I'm not going to Google his name on a public computer to find out. From the general reactions here, though, he seems to be near Superman level. Is that at all correct? If so, Shiva's screwed.

    Green Goblin for Match B. He's smarter, meaner and crazier. He would find a way to not just beat Hobgoblin, but to humilate him.

    Match C makes me cry at the beauty of it. I have to give it to Purple Man. So long as he isn't subject to illusions, he can find Mastermind and direct people to take him out. He's got the brains and the skill to take this.

    Match D. The Gentleman Ghost. I'll be honest, I'm basing this solely on his awesome speech patterns. "I'll do you proper!" indeed.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Captain Nazi was killed by normal humans.

    Humans with less knowledge on how to kill non- AND superpowered beings than Lady Shiva.

    Lady Shiva wins.

    And Mastermind wins. He can turn any of Purple Man's tactics around with the greatest of ease.

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    -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    The Mastermind/Purple Man fight will end in a draw with everyone else in the military base dead and the two combatants scratching their heads and twiddling their thumbs while trying to figure out what to do next.

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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    PURPLE

    I think Purple man's power could override Masterminds illusion....

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    The Goblin fight is going to be a good one. I have to go with the origional for this one.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Sharp101 wrote:
    PURPLE

    I think Purple man's power could override Masterminds illusion....

    They can't. Purple Man can make anyone do anything within their power by telling them. However, if his powers made those under his control able to discern between any target, Jessica Drew wouldn't have punched Scarlet Witch instead of Daredevil when he told her to go kill Daredevil.

    If he told the soldiers to kill Mastermind, and Mastermind projected an illusion into their minds that made Purple Man look like him, Purple Man would bite it, unless he ordered the soldiers not to.

    But there's also the fact that Mastermind can simply cast an illusion making him invisible to the soldiers.

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    MonkeydryeMonkeydrye Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Based on the responses, I don't think people are up on Gentleman Ghost.

    Last I saw him (a few months ago) he was beating the STUFFING out of the JSA. That's right, all of them. The only way they won was some weakness he had to virgins and people from some lineage thing (if I remember right). Otherwise they couldn't really hurt him. But he sure could hurt THEM.

    He also summoned a bunch of other ghosts to fight for him. And it seems like his ability to hurt people ignores toughness or invulnerability. I personally think Absorbing man is screwed...he can be as strong and tough as he wants, but he can't hit the ghost, and it seems like Ghosts attacks will ignore his toughness.

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    Conditional_AxeConditional_Axe Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Cap N fights Captain Marvel on a regular basis. Catman only took him down because he got the drop on him. That said, Shiva's really great at getting the drop on people. I think it can go either way, but since he's my nomination, I have to go with the captain.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Captain Nazi was killed by normal humans.

    Humans with less knowledge on how to kill non- AND superpowered beings than Lady Shiva.

    Lady Shiva wins.

    And Mastermind wins. He can turn any of Purple Man's tactics around with the greatest of ease.

    Oh GOD....what in the FLIPPING FUCK is this shit!?

    Spectre, your ripping me apart man....I LOVE Lady Shiva, I WANT to vote for her, but, I CAN'T.

    Fight the good fight for me....I'm counting on you!!

    So, what the hell are Captain Nazi's feat's. All I remember him being is a punching bag for Captain Marvel....

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    Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I think we can all agree, that with Shiva, she's got the default win in this one, and requires no vote.

    Gentleman Ghost did recently fuck the JSA to new levels, and was only stopped because Stargirl (surprisingly) still had an intact hymen and Wildcat's lineage is traced to royal english blood.

    He'd swarm the canyon with thousands of ghosts to do the dirty work for him.

    So, unless Absorbing Man has a royal family history, or wasn't popular in highschool, he's beat. Can't touch him.

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    MonkeydryeMonkeydrye Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Bad Karma wrote:
    I think we can all agree, that with Shiva, she's got the default win in this one, and requires no vote.

    Gentleman Ghost did recently fuck the JSA to new levels, and was only stopped because Stargirl (surprisingly) still had an intact hymen and Wildcat's lineage is traced to royal english blood.

    He'd swarm the canyon with thousands of ghosts to do the dirty work for him.

    So, unless Absorbing Man has a royal family history, or wasn't popular in highschool, he's beat. Can't touch him.

    Absorbing Man has been in prison...he's no virgin...

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    Conditional_AxeConditional_Axe Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    man, she was tight with Marvel. Just from proximity, she shouldn't be a virgin anymore.

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    Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    man, she was tight with Marvel.

    Heh, that works on at least two levels.

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    Conditional_AxeConditional_Axe Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Bad Karma wrote:
    man, she was tight with Marvel.

    Heh, that works on at least two levels.
    I think it's at least a quadruple-entendre.

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    A: If Catman can beat this guy, Shiva can triple-beat this guy.

    B: Green Goblin. Is anyone not gonna vote for the original?

    C: Mastermind, as others have said. If they could've used their powers on each other though I probably would've gone with Purple Man.

    D: Both of them will find it hard to physically hurt the other, but I give Ghost the brains advantage, so he'll probably figure out something first.

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    Conditional_AxeConditional_Axe Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I may vote for Purple Man just because I always thought Purple Girl was hot when I was a kid.

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    SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Question: Does Purple Man's mind control ability actually allow him to control multiple people at once?

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2006
    Slagmire wrote:
    Question: Does Purple Man's mind control ability actually allow him to control multiple people at once?

    Yup.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Bogart wrote:
    Slagmire wrote:
    Question: Does Purple Man's mind control ability actually allow him to control multiple people at once?

    Yup.

    And Mastermind can fool multiple people with his illusions.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Monkeydrye wrote:
    Bad Karma wrote:
    I think we can all agree, that with Shiva, she's got the default win in this one, and requires no vote.

    Gentleman Ghost did recently fuck the JSA to new levels, and was only stopped because Stargirl (surprisingly) still had an intact hymen and Wildcat's lineage is traced to royal english blood.

    He'd swarm the canyon with thousands of ghosts to do the dirty work for him.

    So, unless Absorbing Man has a royal family history, or wasn't popular in highschool, he's beat. Can't touch him.

    Absorbing Man has been in prison...he's no virgin...

    You forgot his marriage to Titania.

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