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The Even Worse Joke Thread
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Yeah acupuncturists and masseuses also don't have to follow HIPAA because they're not "patients", they're clients. Now that I can read the thing unblocked this is more like a place where you get your nails done than a place you go to get your cancer cut out.
-Who’s there?
HIPAA
-HIPAA who?
Then they don't know how HIPAA works. I've had to personally deliver by hand records with PHI because that was the easiest and most secure means of tramsmitting them.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
I worked insurance for 12 years and I know how HIPAA works. Yeah, it doesn't matter if there were laws in NY, because they would not affect HIPAA, but as long as no identifying info is released, HIPAA is not broken.
In fact, they often use details of surgeries in training, and if they couldn't relay that info, then they wouldn't be able to train new medical personnel
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In this case though, by replying back to the person's post on a public forum, does that identify the person in a way that would bring HIPAA into things?
I mean, those details in surgeries (or those entertaining x-rays of what got lodged where) would have the identifying information removed. In this case, it's still a pretty short trip between the person who reviewed the place and the information provided in the response.
Meh, I don't know.
So, back to the bad jokes, huh?
What brand of motorcycle has the best sense of humor?
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-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
So Im taking steps to avoid them!
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it all the pages were blank,
Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes but nothing to light them with – what do they do?
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, and never has five letters.
That...is genuinely evil.
It got me hard the first time.
I will always genuinely love black comedians doing "white dude" voices.
What can jump higher than a building?
(This next one I just made up)
How are photons like sailors?
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
The Disappearance of Inigo Sharpe: Tomas à Dunsanin
Giving you an awesome to make up for the fact I am stealing all of these, and giving you no credit.
3DS: 1521-4165-5907
PS3: KayleSolo
Live: Kayle Solo
WiiU: KayleSolo
It's pretty good, but I'd like it better if it was something like "2017: Greg; 2018: Greg; 2019: Greg; 2020: Ian" because I am a massive nerd.
(The main contribution of the Gregorian calendar was the invention of the leap year, you see. )
Because you can't spell lolly without lol.
Snoop dogg's white guy voice is hilarious.
oh damn
or paid me
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
holy shit