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The Burgerrrrrr I mean [Bad Food] Thread

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    I hope GOAT has cans that look like movie props just like Good Ass Beer

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    Oh and the box it comes in is even more suspect.

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    WHAT TIME IS IT?!
    Why, Beer Thirty of course.
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    I have drank more Beer 30 than I ever care to admit.

    I never have, and the descriptions of it being worse that busch mean I....well honestly I'd still try it just to try it. But I don't have high hopes. As a person who will swill gallons of PBR and coors light with anybody, and have never turned down a free beer.

    My dad's favorite beer was busch

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    kilnborn wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
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    Those prices are hurting my brain. $25+ for a 6-pack?

    Australia!

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    i have only had this once (i made a candian friend sneak it over the border to me) but i feel like it is exactly as advertised

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    They also make a strong version.

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    Of course.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    oh my god

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Wife is going to tgifridays(on a wednesday!) and it's making me want trash food.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i need that beer beer strong

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    V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Wife is going to tgifridays(on a wednesday!) and it's making me want trash food.

    Well surely there's somewhere that will deliver a munchie box to you?

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Worst beer I've ever had is Walgreen's Big Flats 1901. Its $0.50 a can. It is impossibly bad.

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    Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Worst beer I've ever had is Walgreen's Big Flats 1901. Its $0.50 a can. It is impossibly bad.

    You'd think it would be better after 118 years of aging.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I'm a fan of House Beer personally. I feel like it looks perfectly like a prop beer where they need a beer that looks real but can't actually use a real brand.

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    V1m wrote: »
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Wife is going to tgifridays(on a wednesday!) and it's making me want trash food.

    Well surely there's somewhere that will deliver a munchie box to you?

    Unfortunately not.
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Worst beer I've ever had is Walgreen's Big Flats 1901. Its $0.50 a can. It is impossibly bad.

    Reminds me of when I was in college and energy drinks were kicking off. One of the worst tastes I can remember. A $.50 can of Steven Seagal energy drink. The thought almost makes me wretch.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I made schnitzel and chipotle ham cauliflower "mashed potatoes" for dinner and I do not understand the dickwaving about these cauliflower mashed potatoes or tater tots.

    They’re tasty but there is basically never a good reason to wave your dick and yet somehow humans do it constantly.
    Gustav wrote: »
    I hope GOAT has cans that look like movie props just like Good Ass Beer

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    Oh and the box it comes in is even more suspect.

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    WHAT TIME IS IT?!
    Why, Beer Thirty of course.
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    I think you mean half past beer.

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    DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    Hey @LaOs is that a Saskatchewan thing? Reminds me of Dude Beer

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    I prefer duf. From Sweden.

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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    Carl's Jr is selling a Beyond Burger burger, with one of those meatless patties.

    It looks like this:
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    The thing has 40 grams of fat.

    Arby's is selling this monstrosity:

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    It has 47 grams of fat.

    What the hell is in that fake meat?

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    ZundeZunde Registered User regular
    I'll take two please.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Coconut oil, mostly. Which, despite the recent and inexplicable hype, is just about as high in saturated fat as beef tallow.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Coconut oil, mostly. Which, despite the recent and inexplicable hype, is just about as high in saturated fat as beef tallow.

    Inexplicable?!?

    Good sir, I'll have you know that coconut oil is not only perfect to cook with in place of most fats, it's also the perfect hair conditioner, the perfect skin moisturiser, the perfect bearing grease, the perfect alternative fuel for diesel engines, the perfect fire retardant, the perfect medium for liquid-cooling your p.c., the perfect topping for pizza, and it also cures diabetes, syphilis, cancer, and AIDS.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I dunno about all that but it makes a really wicked pool cue greaser.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Coconut oil, mostly. Which, despite the recent and inexplicable hype, is just about as high in saturated fat as beef tallow.

    Inexplicable?!?

    Good sir, I'll have you know that coconut oil is not only perfect to cook with in place of most fats, it's also the perfect hair conditioner, the perfect skin moisturiser, the perfect bearing grease, the perfect alternative fuel for diesel engines, the perfect fire retardant, the perfect medium for liquid-cooling your p.c., the perfect topping for pizza, and it also cures diabetes, syphilis, cancer, and AIDS.

    How's it work as a personal lubricant?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    If you mix it with tonic water it also cures malaria

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    A quarter pound retail Beyond Burger patty, like you'd get out of your grocer's meat cooler, has 20g of fat, 5g of which is saturated.

    From their website, the ingredients are:
    Water, Pea Protein Isolate, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Refined Coconut Oil, Contains 2% or less of the following: Cellulose from Bamboo, Methylcellulose, Potato Starch, Natural Flavor, Maltodextrin, Yeast Extract, Salt, Sunflower Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Dried Yeast, Gum Arabic, Citrus Extract (to protect quality), Ascorbic Acid (to maintain color), Beet Juice Extract (for color), Acetic Acid, Succinic Acid, Modified Food Starch, Annatto (for color).

    So the other half of that Carl's Jr burger's fat comes from the mayo and cheese.

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Coconut oil, mostly. Which, despite the recent and inexplicable hype, is just about as high in saturated fat as beef tallow.

    Inexplicable?!?

    Good sir, I'll have you know that coconut oil is not only perfect to cook with in place of most fats, it's also the perfect hair conditioner, the perfect skin moisturiser, the perfect bearing grease, the perfect alternative fuel for diesel engines, the perfect fire retardant, the perfect medium for liquid-cooling your p.c., the perfect topping for pizza, and it also cures diabetes, syphilis, cancer, and AIDS.

    You're thinking about corn.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Usually, yes.

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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    A quarter pound retail Beyond Burger patty, like you'd get out of your grocer's meat cooler, has 20g of fat, 5g of which is saturated...the other half of that Carl's Jr burger's fat comes from the mayo and cheese.

    Only if I found myself reaching for something to defend myself from an angry civet cat after the apocrylypse.

    I wonder how many people that a Beyond Burger would appeal to will stop at a Carl's Jr and order one, with a side e. coli salad, considering all the cross-contamination with meat that could happen, and the fact that Carl's Jr is a place that, well, makes its money selling meat.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Tried a new Chinese place here called the Kirin Hut. New as in I've never been, but it's been here for awhile I guess and it's also family run so hey sure I'll try them out. Price isn't much to speak of, but the food is tasty. Got some General Tso's chicken since that's my gold standard go-to entree and it was good. Also saw they serve boba but that menu had something like 30+ entries on it and I was a bit intimidated to figure out which one I wanted to try if any.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    kilnborn wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    A quarter pound retail Beyond Burger patty, like you'd get out of your grocer's meat cooler, has 20g of fat, 5g of which is saturated...the other half of that Carl's Jr burger's fat comes from the mayo and cheese.

    Only if I found myself reaching for something to defend myself from an angry civet cat after the apocrylypse.

    I wonder how many people that a Beyond Burger would appeal to will stop at a Carl's Jr and order one, with a side e. coli salad, considering all the cross-contamination with meat that could happen, and the fact that Carl's Jr is a place that, well, makes its money selling meat.

    .... This strikes me as profoundly and unnecessarily hostile and judgemental.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    TBH I might try the Carl's Jr. Beyond burger some time this weekend. I've been eating vegetarian since the new year and I go out to drive for Uber on the weekends, and it's nice that they've got a vegetarian entree option that isn't a salad minus the meat. It's somewhat difficult to find cheap eats that are both filling and vegetarian.

    Usually I can default to a wide variety of Asian restaurants since they usually have at least a few vegetarian rice or noodle dishes, but already I occasionally want a burg and it's nice to see a burg I can eat.

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    Bad food thread I ate three steaks tonight.

    I made cracklins too

    ...The cracklins were sprinkled on top of the steaks

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Atheraal wrote: »
    Bad food thread I ate three steaks tonight.

    I made cracklins too

    ...The cracklins were sprinkled on top of the steaks

    Fuck, that’s great idea.

    Shit.

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    It was really good. I even factored in that they'd roll off while cutting the steak, and adhered them to it with a good application of hot sauce.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I made chocolate chip hazelnut cookies and I had to force myself to stop eating them before I got sick

    Dark chocolate and white chocolate and chopped up hazelnuts

    Also scraped the bowl at the end and made one little cookie that didn’t have anything in it, still good

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    BAD FOOD THREAD ALERT

    Wawa has brisket sandwiches now.

    BAD FOOD THREAD ALERT

    Huh.

    How is it? I am in THE WAWA ZONE so I go to them a lot.

    I'm not sure how this would hold up for them but I am willing to give it a shot.
    It's standard Wawa. It won't knock your socks off, but it's solid.

    BBQ sauce overpowers the taste of the meat though.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Atheraal wrote: »
    Bad food thread I ate three steaks tonight.

    I made cracklins too

    ...The cracklins were sprinkled on top of the steaks

    Fuck, that’s great idea.

    Shit.

    Oh they will

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    V1m wrote: »
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Wife is going to tgifridays(on a wednesday!) and it's making me want trash food.

    Well surely there's somewhere that will deliver a munchie box to you?

    Unfortunately not.
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Worst beer I've ever had is Walgreen's Big Flats 1901. Its $0.50 a can. It is impossibly bad.

    Reminds me of when I was in college and energy drinks were kicking off. One of the worst tastes I can remember. A $.50 can of Steven Seagal energy drink. The thought almost makes me wretch.

    Lightning Bolt!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IId64OJdCKM

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    ....

    Isn’t cordyceps the mushroom that mind controls insects and grows out of their brains?

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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    It also features in The Last of Us as the start of the fungus zombie apocalypse. <3

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    ....

    Isn’t cordyceps the mushroom that mind controls insects and grows out of their brains?

    That is a pernicious lie. We aren’t so primitive as to control mere insects, we’ve moved on to the mammals.

    And the best part is they have no idea we’re doing it.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Coconut oil, mostly. Which, despite the recent and inexplicable hype, is just about as high in saturated fat as beef tallow.

    I think some of the hype is because its vegan

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    Decius wrote: »
    Hey @LaOs is that a Saskatchewan thing? Reminds me of Dude Beer

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    I actually think they're from Alberta, since I've only ever seen Beer Beer STRONG on a camping trip with friends who had recently brought a variety of stuff back from a trip over there.

    I just checked the liquor board website (www.saskliquor.com) and they don't have it listed, so it probably came from Alberta. (BTW, that has to be one of my favourite government websites. I just wish it had a mobile version rather than having to navigate the desktop site on my phone.)
    @Decius

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