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The Even Worse Joke Thread

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Funny, I'm assuming this is not a per se medical establishment, that the person is a client and not a patient (despite being called that), and that HIPAA doesn't apply.

    Yeah acupuncturists and masseuses also don't have to follow HIPAA because they're not "patients", they're clients. Now that I can read the thing unblocked this is more like a place where you get your nails done than a place you go to get your cancer cut out.

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    They say in the response that there are no laws governing colonics in NY, and as long as they don't release the name, SSN, or other personal identifying info of the patient, they're not breaking HIPAA.

  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    Knock knock
    -Who’s there?
    HIPAA
    -HIPAA who?
    Sorry, I can’t tell you that.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    They say in the response that there are no laws governing colonics in NY, and as long as they don't release the name, SSN, or other personal identifying info of the patient, they're not breaking HIPAA.

    Then they don't know how HIPAA works. I've had to personally deliver by hand records with PHI because that was the easiest and most secure means of tramsmitting them.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    When are they going to release MS-TRES?

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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    They say in the response that there are no laws governing colonics in NY, and as long as they don't release the name, SSN, or other personal identifying info of the patient, they're not breaking HIPAA.

    Then they don't know how HIPAA works. I've had to personally deliver by hand records with PHI because that was the easiest and most secure means of tramsmitting them.

    I worked insurance for 12 years and I know how HIPAA works. Yeah, it doesn't matter if there were laws in NY, because they would not affect HIPAA, but as long as no identifying info is released, HIPAA is not broken.

    In fact, they often use details of surgeries in training, and if they couldn't relay that info, then they wouldn't be able to train new medical personnel

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades 地獄のようにかわいい あなたは嫉妬深いかRegistered User regular
    What are you people doing to my beautiful thread

    ジェイムズ・ブラウンの好きな色は何ですか?
    青!
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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    It needs a colonic!

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  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    Shh you're not supposed to tell anyone about it

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    They say in the response that there are no laws governing colonics in NY, and as long as they don't release the name, SSN, or other personal identifying info of the patient, they're not breaking HIPAA.

    Then they don't know how HIPAA works. I've had to personally deliver by hand records with PHI because that was the easiest and most secure means of tramsmitting them.

    I worked insurance for 12 years and I know how HIPAA works. Yeah, it doesn't matter if there were laws in NY, because they would not affect HIPAA, but as long as no identifying info is released, HIPAA is not broken.

    In fact, they often use details of surgeries in training, and if they couldn't relay that info, then they wouldn't be able to train new medical personnel

    In this case though, by replying back to the person's post on a public forum, does that identify the person in a way that would bring HIPAA into things?

    I mean, those details in surgeries (or those entertaining x-rays of what got lodged where) would have the identifying information removed. In this case, it's still a pretty short trip between the person who reviewed the place and the information provided in the response.

    Meh, I don't know.

    So, back to the bad jokes, huh?
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    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades 地獄のようにかわいい あなたは嫉妬深いかRegistered User regular
    That Harley even counts as a joke

    ジェイムズ・ブラウンの好きな色は何ですか?
    青!
  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    Not a HarHarHarley-Davidson?

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Or a Buelol?

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    If I tell you details about a patient with Prader-Willi syndrome, I guess that would be a hungry hungry HIPAA violation.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Im terrified of elevators.

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    So Im taking steps to avoid them!

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades 地獄のようにかわいい あなたは嫉妬深いかRegistered User regular
    We were watching Battlestar Galacta and a bar fight broke out with a guy hitting somebody else in the face with a bottle, and I quipped: “He just inflicted grievous bottle-y harm.” The wife told me to pack up my things and get out.

    ジェイムズ・ブラウンの好きな色は何ですか?
    青!
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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    I don't trust atoms,
    I hear the make up everything.

    The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it all the pages were blank,
    I have no words to describe how mad I am.

    Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes but nothing to light them with – what do they do?
    They throw one cigarette overboard, and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

    Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
    There would be mass confusion.

    What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, and never has five letters.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, and never has five letters.

    That...is genuinely evil.

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  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, and never has five letters.

    That...is genuinely evil.

    It got me hard the first time.

    :evil:

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »

    I will always genuinely love black comedians doing "white dude" voices.

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  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    What building has the most stories?
    The library

    What can jump higher than a building?
    Anything, buildings can’t jump.

    (This next one I just made up)

    How are photons like sailors?
    They are always going to C.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    I mean, the graphics and the physics simulation are amazing, but the forced permadeath / ironman save system are super annoying and someone seriously needs to fire the writing team.

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  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    I’m tired of the repetitive story arcs every few expansions.

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    What type of clothing does a clam wear to the gym?
    A mussel shirt

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    No.

  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Yes.

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  • Capt HowdyCapt Howdy Registered User regular
    I don't trust atoms,
    I hear the make up everything.

    The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it all the pages were blank,
    I have no words to describe how mad I am.

    Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes but nothing to light them with – what do they do?
    They throw one cigarette overboard, and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

    Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
    There would be mass confusion.

    What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, and never has five letters.

    Giving you an awesome to make up for the fact I am stealing all of these, and giving you no credit.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
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    This should not be as funny as it is.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
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    This should not be as funny as it is.

    It's pretty good, but I'd like it better if it was something like "2017: Greg; 2018: Greg; 2019: Greg; 2020: Ian" because I am a massive nerd.

    (The main contribution of the Gregorian calendar was the invention of the leap year, you see. )

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  • Mc zanyMc zany Registered User regular
    Why are ice creams funny?
    Because you can't spell lolly without lol.

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »

    I will always genuinely love black comedians doing "white dude" voices.

    Snoop dogg's white guy voice is hilarious.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    haahaha oh shit

    oh damn

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I feel like I'd be a good hype man, if I ever found somebody that deserved my labor

    or paid me

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  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    MC Depressperado, hype man to the stars

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
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