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Did You See The [nfl] And Watched The [AAF] Instead

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Bobble wrote: »
    Early line is KC by 3. It's the 7th time Belichik has been an underdog in the playoffs. 3-3 straight up so far, as well as against the spread. Two of those wins were way back in 2002 during their first Super Bowl run.
    Doesn't Vegas give 3 points to a team just for having the game at home? I'd say that means the game is even, not that the Patriots are underdogs.

    The Pats are at home though, so KC would be up 6 in neutral territory.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Bobble wrote: »
    Early line is KC by 3. It's the 7th time Belichik has been an underdog in the playoffs. 3-3 straight up so far, as well as against the spread. Two of those wins were way back in 2002 during their first Super Bowl run.
    Doesn't Vegas give 3 points to a team just for having the game at home? I'd say that means the game is even, not that the Patriots are underdogs.

    The Pats are at home though, so KC would be up 6 in neutral territory.

    KC is at home.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Mmmyes.

    3 points seems low. I guess it’s based on the Chargers embarrassing themselves buuuuut I don’t have that much faith in Belimagic.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2019
    admanb wrote: »
    Mmmyes.

    3 points seems low. I guess it’s based on the Chargers embarrassing themselves buuuuut I don’t have that much faith in Belimagic.

    Bama lost, therefore the Pats win.

    It’s science.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    Mmmyes.

    3 points seems low. I guess it’s based on the Chargers embarrassing themselves buuuuut I don’t have that much faith in Belimagic.

    Bama lost, therefore the Pats win.

    It’s science.

    Where does Duke in college basketball factor into this? This is important.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    SirToasty wrote: »
    admanb wrote: »
    Mmmyes.

    3 points seems low. I guess it’s based on the Chargers embarrassing themselves buuuuut I don’t have that much faith in Belimagic.

    Bama lost, therefore the Pats win.

    It’s science.

    Where does Duke in college basketball factor into this? This is important.

    Looking at Wikipedia, as far as I can see if Alabama football plays for a National Championship, Duke does not make the Final Four

    No, wait - the streams crossed in 2010

    Okay, since 1963 (Duke's first Final Four according to Wikipedia) 10 out of 11 times Alabama played for a championship, Duke failed to make the Final Four

    Oh, and the two previous times Clemson has won a National Championship, Carolina has won the tournament (1982, 2017)

    In conclusion: Fuck Tom Brady. Fuck the Patriots.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c3c1b8ee4b01c93e00b19df/amp

    Jeff Allen got stuck in the snow on his way to Arrowhead on Sunday and some dude helped him out

    He used Twitter to find out who the guy was, and hooked him up with tickets to the AFC Championship

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    GnizmoGnizmo Registered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    Mmmyes.

    3 points seems low. I guess it’s based on the Chargers embarrassing themselves buuuuut I don’t have that much faith in Belimagic.

    Could just be based on their head to head match-up. Home field is worth 3 points. Patriots beat the Chiefs by 3 when they were at home. Using Vegas logic the Chiefs would have won by three if they were the home team which is the case this time. Seems like a safe spot to start the betting.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Will that be harder for people used to Kansas weather or Massachusetts weather?

    Serious question. I have no idea what an average Kansas winter is like and if they're more or less cold/windy than a Massachusetts winter.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    It gets pretty cold.

    I think it's advantage New England. Brady has played in that shit a lot. Mahomes not so much.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Weather that bad neutralizes any advantages one team might have and also dampens any crowd impact

    Those types of games are decided more by luck or mental toughness than talent and tactics

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Will that be harder for people used to Kansas weather or Massachusetts weather?

    Serious question. I have no idea what an average Kansas winter is like and if they're more or less cold/windy than a Massachusetts winter.

    Average low in Boston in January: 22.2. Average low in Kansas City in January: 19.6. Average high in Boston in January: 35.8. Average high in Kansas City in January: 38.0. Mean minimum in Boston in January 4.1. Mean minimum in Kansas City in January: -0.1. Mean maximum in Boston in January: 56.4. Mean maximum in Kansas City in January: 60.6. Boston also gets more precipitation and snowfall. In this particular dick measuring contest, they're about the same size. KC is a tip ahead for length, but Boston has a well rounded girth advantage.

    It's supposed to be between 10 and 15 degrees in KC on Sunday, with clear skies and a light wind.

    I think that New England might potentially possibly have a very slight edge. Mahomes has been very good in cold weather, but he hasn't been MVP Death Star Destroyer Frog Mahomes. He seems to become just another elite QB (who might still be better than Brady).




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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Weather that bad neutralizes any advantages one team might have and also dampens any crowd impact

    Those types of games are decided more by luck or mental toughness than talent and tactics

    Or refs...

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    It gets pretty cold.

    I think it's advantage New England. Brady has played in that shit a lot. Mahomes not so much.

    Yeah, Lubbock has been known to get the occasional snowstorm, but it's pretty rare.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Shadowhope wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Will that be harder for people used to Kansas weather or Massachusetts weather?

    Serious question. I have no idea what an average Kansas winter is like and if they're more or less cold/windy than a Massachusetts winter.

    Average low in Boston in January: 22.2. Average low in Kansas City in January: 19.6. Average high in Boston in January: 35.8. Average high in Kansas City in January: 38.0. Mean minimum in Boston in January 4.1. Mean minimum in Kansas City in January: -0.1. Mean maximum in Boston in January: 56.4. Mean maximum in Kansas City in January: 60.6. Boston also gets more precipitation and snowfall. In this particular dick measuring contest, they're about the same size. KC is a tip ahead for length, but Boston has a well rounded girth advantage.

    It's supposed to be between 10 and 15 degrees in KC on Sunday, with clear skies and a light wind.

    I think that New England might potentially possibly have a very slight edge. Mahomes has been very good in cold weather, but he hasn't been MVP Death Star Destroyer Frog Mahomes. He seems to become just another elite QB (who might still be better than Brady).




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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular


    Cannot think of a better coaching hire for the Jets.

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    MadpoetMadpoet Registered User regular
    Weather that bad neutralizes any advantages one team might have and also dampens any crowd impact

    Those types of games are decided more by luck or mental toughness than talent and tactics
    That and snowplow availability.
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So Kyler Murray applied for the NFL Draft.

    Everyone is calling him a top ten pick and I'm worried the Giants take him and he ends up being too short to be effective in the NFL...

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    Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    The Giants would be lucky to get him, but they’d want some sort of assurance he’s going to play. The A’s are looking at temping him with a major league contract. As for height Russell Wilson is only 1” taller and we aren’t having conversations about his height.

    Both Haskins and Murray have pretty similar stats, one is just 6’3 and the other is freakishly athletic. If i had to pick, i’d go Murray, as his threat to run will allow Saquan to put up crazy numbers. Look at what Lamar did for the Ravens run game. Also his athleticism will help with the O-line issues (see Russell Wilson).

    Of course the Giants could skip both, pick up O-line help for Eli’s last year and get someone in 2020.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    I watched a lot of Haskins

    I have very little confidence he’s going to be good in the NFL

    Good arm strength, terrible footwork and turns into a pumpkin if anyone gets close to him. Only appeared accurate because OSU’s WR group is 125% faster than anybody who covered them all year and thus were typically wide open (and firing their shitlord of a WR coach helped).

    Giants would be lucky to be able to draft Murray

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    MadpoetMadpoet Registered User regular
    So Kyler Murray applied for the NFL Draft.

    Everyone is calling him a top ten pick and I'm worried the Giants take him and he ends up being too short to be effective in the NFL...
    He's taller than Patriots legend Doug Flutie.

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    So Kyler Murray applied for the NFL Draft.

    Everyone is calling him a top ten pick and I'm worried the Giants take him and he ends up being too short to be effective in the NFL...

    I think that the majority of pundits I’ve seen are saying he’s a late second or third round pick.

    Which means that the Patriots take him with the 32nd pick of the draft and secure another two decades of dominance.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shadowhope wrote: »
    So Kyler Murray applied for the NFL Draft.

    Everyone is calling him a top ten pick and I'm worried the Giants take him and he ends up being too short to be effective in the NFL...

    I think that the majority of pundits I’ve seen are saying he’s a late second or third round pick.

    Which means that the Patriots take him with the 32nd pick of the draft and secure another two decades of dominance.

    Really? Everything I've seen shows him going in round one.

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    Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    I watched a lot of Haskins

    I have very little confidence he’s going to be good in the NFL

    Good arm strength, terrible footwork and turns into a pumpkin if anyone gets close to him. Only appeared accurate because OSU’s WR group is 125% faster than anybody who covered them all year and thus were typically wide open (and firing their shitlord of a WR coach helped).

    Giants would be lucky to be able to draft Murray

    Yeah I haven’t watched too much of him but i have a feeling his ceiling is a Matt Ryan or Matt Stafford. It’s not bad but it’ll probably not be top 5. Even if his accuracy is a bit higher than reality, he’s still better than last years options other than Mayfield.

    The bigger concern with the Giants and Murray is if Murray is willing to wait half a season or a full season to play ala Mahomes or Lamar with the A’s still trying to get him to pick baseball. As well as how much do you trust Pat Shumer to get the most out of Murray.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Haskins makes Jameis look good under pressure

    Haskins is better than Winston with a good pocket though

    I only compare them because Haskins had a few plays in the PSU game that reminded me of Winston’s backwards throw-fumble (and other hilarious turnovers)

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Saquon wins offensive rookie of the year

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Murray seems fickle

    Maybe football is his One True Love and he'll definitely play for whoever picks him in the first round of the draft. But also maybe he changes his mind again and decides to play baseball after 1 season sitting on the bench.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    Saquon wins offensive rookie of the year

    Seeing as slights(real and imagined) fuel Baker Mayfield I love this.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    and fuck off, Bob Costas

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    and fuck off, Bob Costas

    I agree on general principle but what did he do this time

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Holy shit he’s done at NBC?!?!

    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Now they just need to get rid of Collinsworth.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I just found out that Bob Costas' middle name is Quinlan

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    lazegamerlazegamer The magnanimous cyberspaceRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »
    and fuck off, Bob Costas

    I agree on general principle but what did he do this time

    He told NBC last year he didn't want to do broadcasts any more in favor of doing a long form interview show. They obliged him.

    I would download a car.
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I don't get how folks like Bob Costas are successful

    Fucker is milquetoast as hell

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