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The Even Worse Joke Thread

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    We were talking about this stuff at dinner last night:
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    I said that the good thing about it is that it comes in six flavours

    I then had to find my physicist friend so that I could get at least one laugh

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    We were talking about this stuff at dinner last night:
    5q7rpznbl684.jpg

    I said that the good thing about it is that it comes in six flavours

    I then had to find my physicist friend so that I could get at least one laugh

    Yeah, but one of them tastes weird.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    We were talking about this stuff at dinner last night:
    5q7rpznbl684.jpg

    I said that the good thing about it is that it comes in six flavours

    I then had to find my physicist friend so that I could get at least one laugh

    Quuuuaarrrrk
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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    A friend of mine was pissed because a coworker called her basic. I told her to calm down and drop some acid.

    She got real salty.

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Two cats were having a swimming race. The first cat was chanting “One, two, three; one, two, three” to itself in rhythm. The other was chanting, “Un, deux, trois; un, deux, trois.” Which cat was the winner?
    The first cat won, because the “un, deux, trois” cat sank.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Did I ever tell you guys that I figured out why the iPhone skips from 8 right to X?
    Because 7 ate 9

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Because the Macintosh 94 gets it confused.

    y2k and all that.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    man, y2k. it's so weird thinking about that now and then part of my brain is like "man, if only, eh?"

    cuz like that's a bad way to think, that would have sucked...

    buuuuuuuuutttt........

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Metz, the truth is we're all in the Matrix right now

    and the Matrix was not Y2K compliant

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    That good good feeling when youve got time:

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    They're rereleasing the best anime of all time with a new chiptunes soundtrack.

    Cowboy Beepboop.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    They're rereleasing the best anime of all time with a new chiptunes soundtrack.

    Cowboy Beepboop.

    I like this more than I probably should.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    facetious wrote: »
    They're rereleasing the best anime of all time with a new chiptunes soundtrack.

    Cowboy Beepboop.

    I like this more than I probably should.

    Agreed fully.

    BLM - ACAB
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    alright 3, 2, 1, let's jam

    *megaman x soundtrack*

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I've got time

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    A coworker was busting my chops, saying that my dress shirt is crumpled/wrinkled:

    Coworker: So I guess you don’t own an iron?
    Me: No. You might say I have an iron deficiency.

    He literally facepalmed so I consider it a success.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    I've got time

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    I was worried forumers wouldn't remember what its like to have time.

    So I offer up this song to listen too when You've Got Time!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9_isl1jjHc

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    I've got time

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    I was worried forumers wouldn't remember what its like to have time.

    So I offer up this song to listen too when You've Got Time!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9_isl1jjHc

    This sounds like the beginning of an Anime for some reason.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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    How Vegans are made.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
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    How Vegans are made.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Manijuana

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    This sounds like the beginning of an Anime for some reason.
    Its the theme to "Orange is the new black"

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    What do you call a cheap circumcision?
    A rip-off.

  • McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    And if someone alerts the police to the illegal back-alley cheap circumcisions?
    I guess it's a tip-off.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Let's cut to the end of this bit

  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Let's cut to the end of this bit

    I don't think I've any more skin in this game.

  • McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    We did it guys, four skin related jokes.

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    McFodder wrote: »
    We did it guys, four skin related jokes.

    Yup. It's pretty cut and dried at this point.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Well done, everybody.

    No joke, just really good work.



    Dicks.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Well done, everybody.

    No joke, just really good work.



    Dicks.

    Way to take a briss on everyone.

  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Penis.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    I thought I had one, it was on the tip of my


    tongue.

    sarukun on
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    You left your penis on the tip of your tongue? You should be famous.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Sarukun you'll be the most famous man in Nantucket!

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I’ve waited so long.


    Heh, long.

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I’ve waited so long.


    Heh, long.

    And got so far but on the shaft there wasn't even matter.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    It's never a good sign when there are over a dozen new posts in the bad joke thread overnight.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    It's never a good sign when there are new posts in the bad joke thread.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    It's never a good sign when there are over a dozen new posts in the bad joke thread overnight.

    Yeah, it's been moving along at a pretty bris-k pace.

    BLM - ACAB
  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Whatever. I've got no skin in this game.

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