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How do you pour your cereal?

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    I don't eat cereal

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Y'all ever still think about how cereal inventors all really hated jerkin it?

    William Penn was a vampire who found the blood of people who jerked it tasted weird and wanted to encourage his feed stock to keep things tasty

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    the lesson is to jerk it all the time so immortal vampire William Penn doesn't get you

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    My real answer is I mostly eat cereal dry right from the box

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    GrobianGrobian What's on sale? Pliers!Registered User regular
    I don't pour cereal because I mix like 7 different ingredients for my müsli and I can't deal with wrong proportions.

    But the milk comes after.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    I pour my milk like a cereal commercial, just splashing it all over the place.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    no milk

    eat it out of the box like a bag of chips

    I have done this with an Australian "cereal" called Nutrigrain. It's about 287% sugar, its name is WILDLY incorrect.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    We have Nutri-grain in the US, but it's a 'breakfast bar', not an actual cereal.

    Though I could have sworn it was a cereal here too at one point, but that was a long time ago.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Yeah it’s a breakfast bar here too

    But man, the actual cereal is just so perfect for bag munching

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    Honey nut cheerios are good for that

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Does muesli count as cereal?

    And does yoghurt count as milk?

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    Dr. FlamingoDr. Flamingo 49 Gilded Disc Perceives the Sun Registered User regular
    Milk first. Then cereal. Hail Satan
    I used to do cereal-first back when I actually ate a lot of cereal. But then I gave my soul over to Satan and started doing it the reverse way because I eat too slowly to get to the last bits before they get soggy.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Cereal first, then milk. Then scoop from the bottom of the bowl so that the cereal constantly cycles downwards and every spoonful is milky yet crunchy.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    We have Nutri-grain in the US, but it's a 'breakfast bar', not an actual cereal.

    Though I could have sworn it was a cereal here too at one point, but that was a long time ago.

    https://youtu.be/9h_nJE2nZWM

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    just thrust your grubby little mitts into the box, grab a fistful and start shovelin'
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    My real answer is I mostly eat cereal dry right from the box

    Good, yes.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I pour the cereal and then the milk. As God intended.
    #pipe wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    We have Nutri-grain in the US, but it's a 'breakfast bar', not an actual cereal.

    Though I could have sworn it was a cereal here too at one point, but that was a long time ago.

    https://youtu.be/9h_nJE2nZWM

    So Nutrigrain bars are pure cocaine?

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    1) Open cereal box
    2) Insert hand
    3) consume fistful of cereal
    4) Vacuum the stuff that drops.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    1) Open cereal box
    2) Insert hand
    3) consume fistful of cereal
    4) Vacuum the stuff that drops.

    or you could just buy a dog

    win win!

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Pour cereal in toaster

    Put your bread in a bowl with milk

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